How much do you shit and how big is it?

1. 2023-09-04 at 3:39 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I have system down pat every morning I wash down with about 6 grams of psyllium husk first thing- empty stomach important.
   Then I after about an hour or so I start drinking coffee then the fun starts.
   The first poop of the day is a big one at least a foot long AHHH.
   The best part about having allot of fiber in your system is the fact that you don't have to wipe as much.
   Then I shit at least 3 more times throughout the day.
   Shitting is good for you it removes toxic crap from your system and can lower colesteral
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
2. 2023-09-04 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   fed datamining thread
3. 2023-09-04 at 3:45 AM UTC

   #3
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   is this asshole size survey thread
4. 2023-09-04 at 3:59 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by aldra fed datamining thread

   
   LOL by that logic I'm your monkeys uncle as well.
5. 2023-09-04 at 4:38 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   I don't give a shit.
6. 2023-09-04 at 4:39 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny is this asshole size survey thread

   
   You are easily the 3rd biggest asshole on this site. Try harder next year.
7. 2023-09-04 at 4:45 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You are easily the 3rd biggest asshole on this site. Try harder next year.

   
   thanks
8. 2023-09-04 at 8:04 AM UTC

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   Bradley Black Hole
   Small, daily. Sometimes bigger.
9. 2023-09-04 at 8:52 AM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga
   About 4-7 times day, usually a massive dump in the morning...depends on how much bread I ate the night before.
10. 2023-09-04 at 9:35 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Crouton is the best thing to take for solid shits
11. 2023-09-04 at 11:22 AM UTC

    #11
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    1 time a day, usually solid and about a pound