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  1. #1
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    "African Magnet"
    I work at a auto auction on Fridays as a driver and I was pulling this older Mercedes 320i in and
    One of the dealers said "This is a 1200 dollar African Magnet".
    Sure enough the thing sold for $900.00 It will probly sell retail for 2 grand.
    Some stupid nig is going to buy this thing and thinks he is the king of the world.
    LOL ALL BECAUSE HE BOT A MERCEDES.
    Same thing goes for BMW they ant worth shit and nobody wants them but everyone thinks they are special but they aren't.
    African Magnets.
    The world is so full of dipshits it is amazing.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah pretty much man , someone the other day told swim something like.. 'everyone stays poor, trying to look rich' honesty i was taken ( liam nelson( aback
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you were takin' ablack
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  4. #4
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    no it was just funny.
    African Magnet think about it.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by AngryOnion no it was just funny.
    African Magnet think about it.

    did you mentally translate that as "nigger magnet" tho ?
  6. #6
    jerryb African Astronaut
    I use to go to the auctions in Atlanta, the Indian dealers bought German cars for the blacks and Honda/Toyota for the whites. They could sale a BMW multiple times, get what they paid as down payment, get a couple payments, repo and then repeat.
  7. #7
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Damn, I can buy a bmw for $2000? Where do I sign up?
  8. #8
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    A couple of cars ago I bought a car at an auction, I paid $10,500 for a brand new (500 miles on the clock) Dodge Status SXT. Absolutely spotless. Price for a new one at the time was 21k or so (2006ish).

    Anyway it had a reconditioned title because it had been flooded, water had got into the cabin but only a couple of inches, it was mechanically fine and the interior had all been redone so it was like new (and smelled like new). The insurance company had just replaced the car and so written it off for the previous owner at the time (with it being brand new) and then reconditioned the interior and title to sell at auction and try to recoup some of the money..

    So anyway a few people said I was dumb for buying it ...even though it was 1/2 price, 500 miles on it and cosmetically/mechanically spotless...I got 190K miles out of that thing and it was still going when I got rid of it (gave it to exwife #2).

    What a fucking deal that was. I wouldn't mind finding another one of those!
  9. #9
    dont worry those same africans dont have insurance when they smash into you either
  10. #10
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fuckin Africans when do they work?
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Lanny Damn, I can buy a bmw for $2000? Where do I sign up?

    You don’t even need to go to an auction they’re hella cheap on autotrader. My first car was a 5 series only like 8 years old with no accidents, $4500. They lose all their value after a couple years because rich people just lease them, or trade up for the newest model after a year or 2.

    That was back when I was broke and cared about having a nice clean WHIP. But German cars suck ass. Now I’m rich and I drive a Honda.
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  12. #12
    Originally posted by AngryOnion "African Magnet"

    My dad used to call them “niggermobiles”. I don’t condone such comments. But still it’s funny as hell
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Fox You don’t even need to go to an auction they’re hella cheap on autotrader. My first car was a 5 series only like 8 years old with no accidents, $4500. They lose all their value after a couple years because rich people just lease them, or trade up for the newest model after a year or 2.

    That was back when I was broke and cared about having a nice clean WHIP. But German cars suck ass. Now I’m rich and I drive a Honda.

    rich people dont care if their cars sucks or dont.

    cos they have more than 2 and have no problem getting them fixed.
  14. #14
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    BMWs are shit when they're new.
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  15. #15
    Originally posted by Kawkasian BMWs are shit when they're new.

    is that why english cars went extinct
  16. #16
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny is that why english cars went extinct

    BMW aren't English cars...
  17. #17
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    I rented a BMW on one of my trips to England...absolute shit it was, ran like a pig and even though the car was comparatively "big" the drivers seat area was tiny and uncomfortable...oh and it sucked up the gas like it hadn't had a drink in 27 days.

    Never again!
  18. #18
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion "African Magnet"
    I work at a auto auction on Fridays as a driver and I was pulling this older Mercedes 320i in and
    One of the dealers said "This is a 1200 dollar African Magnet".
    Sure enough the thing sold for $900.00 It will probly sell retail for 2 grand.
    Some stupid nig is going to buy this thing and thinks he is the king of the world.
    LOL ALL BECAUSE HE BOT A MERCEDES.
    Same thing goes for BMW they ant worth shit and nobody wants them but everyone thinks they are special but they aren't.
    African Magnets.
    The world is so full of dipshits it is amazing.

    Awesome term

    And yah all those type of cars are money dumps
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Kawkasian BMW aren't English cars…

  20. #20
    Originally posted by Sudo Fuckin Africans when do they work?

    when they live in the jungle
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