AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
No is was just a jumble, they were just fuckin around puttin on a show for the only white people in the place. When me and my wife looked at each other with concern they both cracked up laughing. It was funny me and some other old dude were talking about weed and how cocaine can wreak your life, not that weed is a problem coke is weed is good. Just got home BTW I've never seen so many Jedi's before tonight quite a selection of yid lids in Newark NJ. I probably have ebola, covid and aids after the long lines at the airports, I did four different flights with three different airlines just to get home. So I made it from Cayman Brac.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Might be stuck in the Caymans. Jet blue cancelled my flight today. Rebooked with United airlines. If they flake on me I won't be able to get out until April 13th lol. I have seen some funny shit though.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Yep kill all the old people then Bernies free shit army gets to keep mom and dads house for free. Then they get to spend whats left of mom and dads retirement. This of course will cause a freefall in the retirement home industry so that will be run by the goverment and then we all get eat soylent green to save the plant . The End.