AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
What do you say. I think it could help a lot of alcoholics. Start with a .25 per 8oz's and leave it at that. Then you could chug a sixer and get wasted at the same rate as beer,more or less.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Fuck me oil is so fucking old school. I shit crude and piss gas I have diamonds schwishing between my toes. Nothing matters its ALL BULLSHIT you have been fooled this whole planet is a joke on a galactic scale that none of you can comprehend. Fuck I need a Zanybar.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
WTF??? Everyone acts and thinks like the fucking banks and the oil company's don't have reserves?? These motherfuckes have made BILLIONS off our backs= wake up and burn it down if you can
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
WE need to open up start working again GodDam it. Let this be the anthem.
Back in Business AC Breakin' out, About to shout Feel the need for one more round Don't you struggle, try to bite You want some trouble, I'm the king of vice I'm a wreckin' ball, I'm a stingin' knife Steal your money, gonna take your life You got screamin' murder, lock up your door Double dealin' gotta have more Call me dirty, trash my name Just tell the boys that I'm gonna be Back in business again Back in business again Back in business again Back in business again Flesh and blood, I'm a rag 'n' bone Bad luck message on the telephone Don't you worry, play my game I'll do you a favor, got your soul for sale I'm a cannon ball goin' down the track Need good lovin' but I want it back Born in trouble, they gave up on me Teacher preachin' what not to be Call me dirty, trash my name Just tell the boys that I'm gonna be Back in business again Back in business again Back in business again Back in business again
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I tried to buy fish food at the pet store today and got kicked out because I didn't have my mask on. So then I went to the big box booze store and got 4 bottles of vodka,2 bottles of gin and two bottles of rum. I call it my booze bank,oh and a 30 pack of beer.