AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I woke up today drank some water ate some alzapram went back to bed and slept for 4 more hours it was fucking great. Coolest dream in a long time I was in my friends basement and he had a water leak from a broken pipe. I'm looking around and found a hole in the wall covered up by a 4x8 sheet of plywood. I pull the thing back and their is a big fucking hole in the wall.I get a flashlight and have a look and I find a FUCKING kitten super sweet. The inside of this room had some really cool shit,gold bars ,tools,and lots of bones. At the back of this room was another hole in the wall I get my flashlight and look down the hole and it is deep. But I find this tram contraption that I ride down,it's like this huge city,something out of Skyrim it was DWARVIN. I woke up a bunch of robots and they all started fighting each other. Then I pretty much woke up and like was shit I wana go back and see what happens next but I could smell coffee and it was 11am and it was time to face the world. The end.
