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Posts by AngryOnion
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2022-03-16 at 8:52 PM UTC in Confused old woman ... wowSound works for me.
That senile old hag can't string more than two words together she makes no sense at all.
Fuck I can talk better than that after half a bottle of vodka and a bowl full of good weed.
It's like she just ate half a can of zanax and the did a few hits of tech or some shit. -
2022-03-15 at 2:31 AM UTC in Is there anyone on this website who doesn't exhibit autistic tendencies?
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2022-03-12 at 10:19 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI just fixed my mom's computer via team viewer.
How do old people get browser hacks and they don't even look at porn? -
2022-03-12 at 9:34 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2022-03-12 at 9:22 PM UTC in Please just tell me what type of egg is your favorite it will help me know about your personality
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2022-03-12 at 4:34 PM UTC in Fona 3-12-2021It's raining and cold outside so I'm going to smoke weed and play Fallout 4.
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2022-03-10 at 1:06 AM UTC in I want to get DRUNK fucked up I AM NOT THIRSTYTOSE had a write up on it called it soap.
I think that was why people said windex tastes' like soap or some shit. -
2022-03-09 at 8:50 PM UTC in Fona 3-9-2022Jiggs a poet and he knows it.
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2022-03-09 at 8:38 PM UTC in I want to get DRUNK fucked up I AM NOT THIRSTYIs it hard to make?
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2022-03-08 at 2:40 AM UTC in I have been chewing nicotine gum
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because it's fun to work faster than sober slow high horse fucks they are SO SLOW they eat slow, talk slow, think slow "ooooooo sorry I'm not a CAFFEINE GUY" and then they eat a giant meat heavy lunch and go slow all day and take a nap on the bathroom
I CHUG coffee at work I PREFER TO GO ON NO SLEEP or 2 hours sleep DO COCAINE TO WAKE UP FAST take some meth CHUG A COFFEE AT HOME AND AT WORK . Then chain smoke at work , 2 smokes. Maybe 3 and then take a Nicotone gum and an edible
Your body will not have the ability to go slow. When work fucks up you feel it first WHY DID WE STOP WHY ARE WE STOPPING?! gotta walk around and pace or grab a broom drink water and pump and slam. The days fly by. My month flew by and I am lacking hard drugs
It's the working man's grind you gotta destroy your body to go FAST FAST FAST it's how you make managers shit their pants seeing YOU work it makes everyone around you feel worse for how slow they are. The essence of pumping and slamming is substance abuse
I have met a few pumpers and Slammers that don't abuse drugs and they always seem to have a limit. My limit is THE END I think I go so fast they just assume I am starting my day but you gotta start fast and finish fast so nobody can ever glance at you and think "this guy is about to have lunch" because I see that shit all day from hundreds of people YOU CAN JUST FUCKING TELL
when you are buzzing on stimulants even people paid to watch you will have trouble keeping up. They look away and OOP your gone, on another floor.
I used to run around so fast my boss said I needed roller-skates.
Doing coke at work was fun,I was working at a flat rate dealer and we used to see who could make the most hours in a week.
My best time was 104 hours in a 40 hour week.
The owner of the place personally handed me my check and said"Whats you wife gona think when you show her your check?"
I said she's gona say it's about time I started making some real money.
LOL he didn't ever speak to me again. -
2022-03-08 at 2:23 AM UTC in Fona's Fucking Lancer Part II
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2022-03-06 at 3:17 AM UTC in MY Dick don't work like used to :(YA I need MR T on the job.
T as in Testosteron.
Fuck spell check you all know what I mean. -
2022-03-06 at 2:50 AM UTC in MY Dick don't work like used to :(
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2022-03-06 at 2:47 AM UTC in MY Dick don't work like used to :(See something nice and it was all boinggg.
Now I'm not happy.
I think its the blood pressure meds fucking with my shit.
FUCK!! -
2022-03-06 at 12:15 AM UTC in I need a wrist watch.Get a fitbit and get fit.
https://www.fitbit.com/global/us/products/trackers/charge5?sku=421BKBK -
2022-03-05 at 10:23 PM UTC in Please just tell me what type of egg is your favorite it will help me know about your personalitySunnyside up with toast on the side.
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2022-03-05 at 1:11 AM UTC in Fona's Fucking Lancer Part IITake the money and run.And don't do it again used cars suck the life out of you.
I hate them.
Used car lots are the absolute lowest of the shit tier low I will never work for another one EVER! -
2022-03-04 at 3:19 AM UTC in You people are shitty assholesNa that guy is going to start poking at Jeff Hunter windmills as soon as his meds change.
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2022-03-04 at 2:42 AM UTC in Don't be stupid and fight for the Allies.Somebody just thought it was a good idea to shell a nuclear power plant.
I hope this all ends better than I think it might.
And when I say "somebody" it just means that it could have been ether side who the fucks knows. -
2022-03-02 at 12:12 AM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!The narrative is changing.
