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Picked up a road side mower today.

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Big sign on it said FREEE!!!!
    So I toss it in the back of my truck and took it home.
    Full of CLEAN oil and a full tank of gas and it started on the second pull way cool.
    Then the smoke starts man the thing was smoking like crazy oil was dripping out the muffler.
    Ha, I know what's wrong I pull the air enhancement cover off and see that some dumb ass crushed the enhancement and the enhancement was totally clogged with oil.
    So I cleaned everything and put a new enhancement in and the thing runs perfect.
    14 dollars for a enhancement and some time and now I have a nice self propelled mower that I needed.
    My old mower works fine but it's not self propelled and my back yard is a on a hill so it's a real bitch especially since I'm an old fuck now.
    Best free thing I have gotten in awhile.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    gettin old do suck,, I gotta cut and load 5 cord of wood this week in a tall truck,, then I gotta unload it and cut it some more then split it then toss it then stack it then carry it in the house for the next 9 months
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya I burn wood to I have my guy dump the wood in the way back yard in the spring and let it dry out.
    Now I load it up in my truck and stack it next to my house on pallets its good to get air flow around the wood so it can dry out better.
    Fuck I'm stoned.
    HOW DID THAT HAPPEN??
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Pallets are free and a good source of kindling grab them while you can man.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I have at least 150 pallets here at home already
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  6. #6
    Bradley Black Hole
    Sometimes I put signs that say free on stuff, drag it to the road and wait for my boy to come by and get his free lawn mower.

    Sometimes I'm the driver. It's a very easy hustle.



    bring it to the curb then it's garbage
  7. #7
    Bradley Black Hole
    "i'm the one who has to do all the thinking" - Ricky
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    Bradley Black Hole
    and if it's on the curb i'm not stealing, he's not stealing, no one's stealing anything, we're taking free garbage.
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley "i'm the one who has to do all the thinking" - Ricky

    You make Ricky look smart
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    Originally posted by AngryOnion Pallets are free and a good source of kindling grab them while you can man.

    industrial pallets are sprayed with loads of every commercial insecticide available and burning them releases carcinogens.

    whens the last time you see termites infesting moderately used pallets.

    thats right.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You make Ricky look smart

    you make breadley looks straight.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you make breadley looks straight.

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this guy sniffs every one of my little posts.
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    immitaion is the clearest sign of rent free accomodation
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny immitaion is the clearest sign of rent free accomodation

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this guy sniffs every one of my little posts.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny immitaion is the clearest sign of rent free accomodation
  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Someone can't deal with their own hypocrisy...
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    someone lacks the witt to deal with others hypocrisy
  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny someone lacks the witt to deal with others hypocrisy

    Someone confuses lack of wit with lack of giving a shit
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    someone does a poor attempt at camoflaging his care with not caring
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny someone does a poor attempt at camoflaging his care with not caring

    Ya, you got me...

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