Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2022-08-03 at 3:10 PM UTC in Do You Have an Investment Portfolio?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm not a fan of managed funds

   
   I used to be more active but I just was just giving myself a nervous breakdown all the time.
   This way I only look at it a few times a year.
2. 2022-08-03 at 2:06 PM UTC in Do You Have an Investment Portfolio?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker What are you invested in? Are you talking about your 401?

   
   Ya 401k I just have to ride it out.
   My "Adviser" actually said it's a good time to put even more money in LOL.
3. 2022-08-02 at 2:57 AM UTC in I really regret taking the "vaccine"
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What's funny is that is actually the official medical advice from Dr. Fauci himself.

   
   
4. 2022-08-01 at 3:20 AM UTC in Steakums
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Nigga plz
5. 2022-08-01 at 3:01 AM UTC in I accidentally mixed a few drops of American power steering fluid with Asian
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya life was simple at one point.
   
6. 2022-07-31 at 9:15 PM UTC in My Subaru's Oil Consumption
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   This shit is why you should buy new if you can,you get a warranty and a few years of peace of mind.
7. 2022-07-31 at 8:27 PM UTC in I accidentally mixed a few drops of American power steering fluid with Asian
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Fuck it Fona it won't do shit.
8. 2022-07-31 at 7:13 PM UTC in My Subaru's Oil Consumption
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   They burn oil when they get old.
9. 2022-07-31 at 4:20 PM UTC in BBQing some chicken on a Sunday.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I grilled some tasty chicken last night.
   Had some homemade bbq Sause that my wife made shit was awesome.
   Then I smoked some weed and woke up this morning like WTF happened
10. 2022-07-30 at 12:31 AM UTC in The Dollar is going to crash and Americans are going to be poor
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    You can only redefine thing so far.
    https://www.foxnews.com/media/colbert-skewers-msnbc-cnn-redefining-recession-claims-theyre-not-qualified-speak-on-issue
    Ya shit link but whatever do your own research for yourself.
11. 2022-07-30 at 12 AM UTC in Steakums
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I would buy stale rolls and sub rolls cook up some freezer burned steakums with cheese.
    Thanks for the memories man I haven't thought about that shit for decades.
    It was good cheap food that served a purpose even though it was total shit.
    
12. 2022-07-29 at 11:48 PM UTC in Mushroom infused Honey.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    And don't forget the 20 thousand dollar fine on top.
13. 2022-07-29 at 11:48 PM UTC in Mushroom infused Honey.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Money to risk ratio is big with this shit.
    I not going to sit in jail for 20 years for 50bucks.
14. 2022-07-29 at 11:46 PM UTC in Mushroom infused Honey.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    How much was this guy chargen?
15. 2022-07-29 at 11:45 PM UTC in Lottery
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    It's a tax on the poor.
    But Fona could scrapeup 2 bucks no problem so he has as much chance as everyone else.
16. 2022-07-29 at 11:28 PM UTC in Did TK2 Die?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    It was an alt dummy.
17. 2022-07-29 at 11:26 PM UTC in Do You Have an Investment Portfolio?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Mine is so far up my ass I don't know if it's day or night.
    I just want it to stop!
    I would rather have monkey pox at this point.
    Down almost 100k fuck me with a spoon sideways.
18. 2022-07-29 at 11:17 PM UTC in Mushroom infused Honey.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Well at this point I have been keeping bee's for about 6 years now and have a shit load of honey.
    I also know how to grow shrooms.
    So
    https://healing-mushrooms.net/blue-shroom-honey
    You could also add some weed that could be fun.
    Whataya think?
19. 2022-07-29 at 11:09 PM UTC in So who is playing MEGA MILLIONS????
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    If god loves me now is the time to let me know know wat I mean nigga.
    I bought one quik pic for 2 bucks what a return on investment that would be.
    If I won I'd buy Fona a new truck and a EXON gift card that would give him free fill-ups for 5 years.
    Among other things.
20. 2022-07-28 at 4:23 PM UTC in Find me a free mobile weather app that's at least 80% accurate...
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Weather Bug works for me.