Find me a free mobile weather app that's at least 80% accurate...

1. 2022-07-28 at 2:26 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   And you will find yourself a life long friend.
2. 2022-07-28 at 2:28 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   no
3. 2022-07-28 at 2:36 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   i dont want to befriend anyone who can easily be affected by weather.
4. 2022-07-28 at 3:02 PM UTC

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   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i dont want to befriend anyone who can easily be affected by weather.

   
   only because you don't understand what the adiabatic lapse rate is
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5. 2022-07-28 at 3:03 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Give me the winning mega millions numbers for this week, it's at 1.02 billion and I'll hire you as my official internet shit talker and slave master.
6. 2022-07-28 at 3:28 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Give me the winning mega millions numbers for this week, it's at 1.02 billion and I'll hire you as my official internet shit talker and slave master.

   
   How would your life change in the short, medium and long term if you won a billion dollars? Wud u take the lump sum or the annuity payments?
7. 2022-07-28 at 4:22 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung How would your life change in the short, medium and long term if you won a billion dollars? Wud u take the lump sum or the annuity payments?

   
   Lump sum.
   
   Short term: Quit my job, immediately book a trip bora bora for a couple of weeks.
   Meduim term: buy several properties, big ranch here in Tejas, something in Nantucket, Castleton UK, Outer Hebrides Scotland...maybe a whole fishing village and lord over my minions there. Young pieces of ass on tap.
   Long term, stash a good amount of it in relatively safe investments, probably some philanthropist work...paying for cancer kids medical bills or ex titty dancers school fees etc etc.
8. 2022-07-28 at 4:23 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Weather Bug works for me.
9. 2022-07-28 at 4:26 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lump sum.
   
   Short term: Quit my job, immediately book a trip bora bora for a couple of weeks.
   Meduim term: buy several properties, big ranch here in Tejas, something in Nantucket, Castleton UK, Outer Hebrides Scotland…maybe a whole fishing village and lord over my minions there. Young pieces of ass on tap.
   Long term, stash a good amount of it in relatively safe investments, probably some philanthropist work…paying for cancer kids medical bills or ex titty dancers school fees etc etc.

   
   as if you wouldn't go to some third world country and set yourself up as a warlord
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10. 2022-07-28 at 4:35 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra as if you wouldn't go to some third world country and set yourself up as a warlord

    
    "Outer Hebrides Scotland…maybe a whole fishing village and lord over my minions there."
    
    Pretty much the same thing with those backward Scottish folk...I'd hold all the titles to their fishing boats and homes.
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    • Sudo
11. 2022-07-28 at 4:37 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Outer Hebrides Scotland…maybe a whole fishing village and lord over my minions there."
    
    Pretty much the same thing with those backward Scottish folk…I'd hold all the titles to their fishing boats and homes.

    
    buy NLAWs from Ukrainians and fire them at the cops
12. 2022-07-28 at 7:14 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Weather Bug works for me.

    
    it sucks. it's highly inaccurate, often.
13. 2022-07-28 at 7:39 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    google "weather outside" or look out the windwow smh
14. 2022-07-28 at 7:51 PM UTC

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    troon African Astronaut
    dark sky still works okay on mobile web, short-range forecasts are very accurate and the satellite view lets you see for yourself what's headed your way. apple bought it and decided to shut it down in december, cunts.
15. 2022-07-28 at 8:10 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by aldra buy NLAWs from Ukrainians and fire them at the cops

    
    I've seen so many targeted ads for Ukrainian brides and "matchmaking" you can really set up your own harem anywhere. Prostitutes are ukraines biggest export besides corruption
16. 2022-07-29 at 1:14 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's not even about the Ukraine really, I just think it'd be hilarious if those weapons they're sending over come back and end up blowing up the state's civil enforcers