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So this Nigga has a broken windshield.

  1. #1
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    So I'm going into the booze store today and notice an older shitbox chevy impala with the windshield totally smashed OUTward not smashed in.
    I think to myself WTF is the story behind that and how the fuck can anybody see through that.
    Little did I know the nig was in the car at the time watchen me looking at his car.
    So as I'm going to my truck he yells at me "HEY WATCH YOU DOIN GETTEN UP IN ALL MY CHIT!!!"
    I go "what??" He say's "I SAW YOU LOOKIN AT MY WINDSHIELD" I said ya I was wondering how anyone could drive like that.
    Then he started laughing and drove away.
    That stupid moron is going to get pulled over and scream RACISM!!!
    That is all and good Day to you all.
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    solid thread
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    Instigator Space Nigga
    I hope his chits was OK. Seemed a nice man.
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    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    I wish I had been there, you inspecting this outward smashed window with a look of confusion, and the African gentleman inside being all "HEY WATCH U DUNE UP N MY CHIT!" I would have probably luld
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  5. #5
    I would have asked him for a cigarette. And a light
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    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryOnion So I'm going into the booze store today and notice an older shitbox chevy impala with the windshield totally smashed OUTward not smashed in.
    I think to myself WTF is the story behind that and how the fuck can anybody see through that.
    Little did I know the nig was in the car at the time watchen me looking at his car.
    So as I'm going to my truck he yells at me "HEY WATCH YOU DOIN GETTEN UP IN ALL MY CHIT!!!"
    I go "what??" He say's "I SAW YOU LOOKIN AT MY WINDSHIELD" I said ya I was wondering how anyone could drive like that.
    Then he started laughing and drove away.
    That stupid moron is going to get pulled over and scream RACISM!!!
    That is all and good Day to you all.

    Be careful. they start shooting and then blame you for upsetting them because of the color of your oppressive skin. You die they walk
  7. #7
    Originally posted by AngryOnion So I'm going into the booze store today and notice an older shitbox chevy impala with the windshield totally smashed OUTward not smashed in.
    I think to myself WTF is the story behind that and how the fuck can anybody see through that.
    Little did I know the nig was in the car at the time watchen me looking at his car.
    So as I'm going to my truck he yells at me "HEY WATCH YOU DOIN GETTEN UP IN ALL MY CHIT!!!"
    I go "what??" He say's "I SAW YOU LOOKIN AT MY WINDSHIELD" I said ya I was wondering how anyone could drive like that.
    Then he started laughing and drove away.
    That stupid moron is going to get pulled over and scream RACISM!!!
    That is all and good Day to you all.

    i was expecting nigger.

    disappointed.
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Should have got his plate number and reported him to the police like a good citizen.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Should have got his plate number and reported him to the police like a good british citizen.

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