Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2017-03-05 at 3:15 AM UTC in My wife is nuts.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   You'd be better off fishing for tuna off the coast of Nantucket.
2. 2017-03-05 at 3:06 AM UTC in My wife is nuts.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I have a hard time saying no.
   I work only when I want to so she has the upper hand.
   At first I thought it was going to be ok but as time went on I realized I was fucked,she was in charge and I was fucked.
   Cucked I believe the term is.
3. 2017-03-05 at 2:44 AM UTC in MY tits
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya, I just need to smoke some triangles or some shit.
4. 2017-03-05 at 2:37 AM UTC in My wife is nuts.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   This is why I drink.
   GodDam bitch is never ever fucking happy.
   I painted the back wall three fucking times.
   The first time it was not the right color after she spent a friggen week deciding what it should be.
   Then I did it again but it was wrong "not satin but it should be egg shell"FUCK I'm all out of gas on this gig.
5. 2017-03-05 at 2:29 AM UTC in My wife is nuts.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Well she still puts up with me but shit,I'm at the end of my rope.
   We have been redoing the kitchen,full on retard rehab,new floor joists sub floor and up.
   New cabinets new everything.I have spent the last two days doing the back splash on the walls.
   Tiles aren't my thing but hey wtf?
   
   So I finished today and what did she say?
   I FUCKING HATE THE TILE COLOR.
   This person spent a week looking at tile samples and decided this was it.
   Murder suicide.
   
   
   
6. 2017-03-05 at 12:59 AM UTC in Am I the only one who still posts on this forum?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by puffy butts would you eat a shit log for 5 oxy 80s?

   
   Thats like just wrong man.
7. 2017-03-05 at 12:47 AM UTC in John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmitt...
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   All I ever hear from that song is fucking jedi jedi fucking jedi too.
8. 2017-03-05 at 12:45 AM UTC in Am I the only one who still posts on this forum?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I've been shit posting two nights in a row.
9. 2017-03-05 at 12:39 AM UTC in MY tits
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 That was beautiful, Codie

   
   Who the fuck is codie and how the hell did this drunken thread get 41 replies??
   Oh now my nipples are HARD.
10. 2017-03-04 at 8:35 AM UTC in MY tits
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    MY tits are like lighting bolts from the fucking sky.
    They are perky and sly,Mt tits are not like you and I because I'm just a guy.
11. 2017-03-04 at 8:30 AM UTC in I was going to do a front page flush
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya but you know.
12. 2017-03-04 at 8:29 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I think there is too much meth in this thread.
13. 2017-03-04 at 8:27 AM UTC in Is this jerome?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    She can fart on me anytime.
14. 2017-03-04 at 8:24 AM UTC in I was going to do a front page flush
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    But I said fuck it I need to sleep.
15. 2017-03-04 at 8:22 AM UTC in *+new site design preview *+
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Looks good dude.
16. 2017-03-04 at 8:21 AM UTC in harassing your pets
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Cats are awesome.
17. 2017-03-04 at 8:20 AM UTC in WAT
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    LEL
18. 2017-03-04 at 8:19 AM UTC in New banner is GOAT
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Triangles man Triangles.
19. 2017-03-04 at 8:17 AM UTC in what are you doing?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    ^^ LOL good for you.
20. 2017-03-04 at 8:16 AM UTC in Hey everyone, Captain "Arab Money" Falcon here to give you the best stock tip
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    The whole thing will crash.