I was going to do a front page flush

1. 2017-03-04 at 8:24 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   But I said fuck it I need to sleep.
2. 2017-03-04 at 8:28 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You lost out on same major internet cred with that decision. Rest in peace.
3. 2017-03-04 at 8:30 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya but you know.
4. 2017-03-04 at 9:43 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Nope
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man