2019-02-06 at 1:47 AM UTC
You respect a senior citizen who spray tans lol
2019-02-06 at 1:50 AM UTC
Don't hate me for liking him more than you.
2019-02-06 at 2:04 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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The first lady is a beautiful robot.
2019-02-06 at 2:04 AM UTC
"The President of The United States"!
2019-02-06 at 2:05 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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If Nancy Pelosi could clap with one hand that would be it.
2019-02-06 at 2:07 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Berni didn't even comb his hair wtf?
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-02-06 at 2:14 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Buzz Aldrin looks like he just shit his pants.
2019-02-06 at 2:18 AM UTC
I guess you know what that is like! Now hush!
2019-02-06 at 2:20 AM UTC
Why does Mike Pence have a look on his face like he's Trump's weekend cornhole partner and loves it?
2019-02-06 at 2:25 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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The people in white don't clap.
2019-02-06 at 2:25 AM UTC
Who are the bitches in white?