2019-11-15 at 3:37 AM UTC
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Man I'm sick as fuck
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Holy shit really I thought I was just being a dick.
2019-11-14 at 6:50 PM UTC
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Fona 11-14-19
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
So you quit your job?? How the heck do you sleep until noon?
I got up at 5:30am did some shit around the house went to work at 8, just finished my lunch now I gota go back until 5.
2019-11-12 at 2:29 AM UTC
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i have no problems.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
All I know is that I'm sick of looking at Bill Krozby's dick and shit.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Murder suicide/
Just kidding.
Don't do anymore drugs, that will only compound your troubles.
Go for long walks in the woods and try and think this shit through,walk until you cant walk anymore then walk home.
Try to eat something and then SLEEP.
Then go for another walk.Repeet untill you feel better.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I'm so old I got white hairs on my BALLS.
2019-11-10 at 2:51 AM UTC
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What The FUCK???
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
My mom doesn't Evan smoke pot.
Hey, look up Ossipee, N.H. news Thursday night, I was supposed to work there Wednesday but I went to Bible Study instead. I call my friend Pat Swanson Sunday night, NO answer, I left a message, she always gets back to me, she didn't, I called Tuesday to see if she got my message, she wasn't home but her son John was and he said he didn't know where she was,"she up and left and didn't tell me where she was going", I knew something was wrong---I have known Pat for years and she always call me if she's going out of town. I thought shore she would be home Wednesday morning because that what we agreed on but something said to me call her again. I did and the phone didn't even ring and John was going "nuts" for lack of words---"She told my keys @#$@%," I told him to call her sister etc. and off I went to Bible Study. I called the next day,Thursday, the phone wouldn't ring,click, click! I did it twice---then I thought the power must be out but then Edith called and said have you heard from Pat? I said NO,Edith something had happened at the Swanson's---I couldn't believe it---the police shot John and I still don't know where Pat is. She must be o.k. because she had papers served on him or either it was his sister. You never know---TTYL love, you😃❤
WTF??
2019-11-04 at 12:14 AM UTC
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Fona's Weekend 11/3
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
That pipe needs to be cleaned out dude.
2019-11-01 at 12:01 AM UTC
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The new Nancy Drew show.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Ya I know thats the trouble in this world today.
2019-10-31 at 11:40 PM UTC
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The new Nancy Drew show.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
WTF Ten minutes into the fist episode she's banging a nigger.
Nancy is mud shark.
2019-10-31 at 11:36 PM UTC
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Fona 10-31-19
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Good job getting a washer and drier now you cloths won't smell like niggers anymore and you'll save bank.
