2019-11-10 at 2:51 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
My mom doesn't Evan smoke pot.
Hey, look up Ossipee, N.H. news Thursday night, I was supposed to work there Wednesday but I went to Bible Study instead. I call my friend Pat Swanson Sunday night, NO answer, I left a message, she always gets back to me, she didn't, I called Tuesday to see if she got my message, she wasn't home but her son John was and he said he didn't know where she was,"she up and left and didn't tell me where she was going", I knew something was wrong---I have known Pat for years and she always call me if she's going out of town. I thought shore she would be home Wednesday morning because that what we agreed on but something said to me call her again. I did and the phone didn't even ring and John was going "nuts" for lack of words---"She told my keys @#$@%," I told him to call her sister etc. and off I went to Bible Study. I called the next day,Thursday, the phone wouldn't ring,click, click! I did it twice---then I thought the power must be out but then Edith called and said have you heard from Pat? I said NO,Edith something had happened at the Swanson's---I couldn't believe it---the police shot John and I still don't know where Pat is. She must be o.k. because she had papers served on him or either it was his sister. You never know---TTYL love, you😃❤
WTF??
What kind of fellow was this guy, John?
