Posts by HikikomoriYume0

1. 2019-06-10 at 6:10 AM UTC in Why is Windows XP so fucking lightning fast but Windows 10 is absolute garbage?
   HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
   I'll check that out
   
   also it's shameful how M$ has completely dropped support for WinXP.
   You can't even download the service packs from their site anymore ...
2. 2019-06-10 at 6:02 AM UTC in So I was walking into the bathroom to have a wank
   HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III you like shitty porn
   and who is ellen page wtf

   
   nah I have the greatest taste
3. 2019-06-10 at 5:11 AM UTC in Why is Windows XP so fucking lightning fast but Windows 10 is absolute garbage?
   HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
   Really what the fuck is this.
   Ever since Windows Vista it's all been so slow and sluggish, but WinXP is so immediate.
4. 2019-06-10 at 5:04 AM UTC in So I was walking into the bathroom to have a wank
   HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian One time when I was young and lived with my mother, my mothers cat followed me into the bathroom. I needed to take a leak, and it wanted to drink from the toilet bowl I guess. so I pissed on it, as it became an easy target. fucker never followed me into the bathroom again. Better know your place.

   
   kill yourself
5. 2019-06-10 at 4:42 AM UTC in So I was walking into the bathroom to have a wank
   HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
   also
   
   SMALL TITS
   SMALL TITS
   
   inb4 Sophie comes in to remind me that flat chests are symbols of status
6. 2019-06-10 at 4:41 AM UTC in So I was walking into the bathroom to have a wank
   HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
   this is why I ejaculated to btw
   
   https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5cddfa8eabb06
   
   I can't believe Ellen Page has done porn.
   Now I wanna rewatch Inception, that was such a damn good movie (despite being by joollywood).
7. 2019-06-10 at 4:31 AM UTC in IT'S HAPPENING!
   HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
   why would microsoft drop support for their greatest OS ever?
8. 2019-06-10 at 4:30 AM UTC in This is why the world needs European/"white" people
   HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CASPER I guess he's saying American genetics have been diluted pretty strongly vs. Europeans/scandinavians/etc.

   
   No I was implying the sheboon is psychologically stuck in the 90s.
   Britney spears is no longer relevant, it's all about miley cyrus and taylor swift now.
9. 2019-06-10 at 4:30 AM UTC in This is why the world needs European/"white" people
   HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein but definitely looks like he’s got some bodies somewhere with the look he’s got going on now

   
   I'll take that as a complement
10. 2019-06-10 at 4:29 AM UTC in This is why the world needs European/"white" people
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER Fr tho nigga you'd look 100x better with a normal haircut. Wrapped up in a snuggie itch that haircut and smug look, you look like the result of hundreds of years of French inbreeding or something. Less hair would be way more flattering to your facial structure.

    
    It's a bathrobe and no, I'm not going to ditch it, it's comfy.
11. 2019-06-10 at 4:29 AM UTC in So I was walking into the bathroom to have a wank
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III sounds like the beginning to some beastiality porn or some shit

    
    I shooed them out before pleasuring myself, you disgusting pervert.
12. 2019-06-10 at 4:05 AM UTC in So I was walking into the bathroom to have a wank
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    and now my hand is covered in semen
13. 2019-06-10 at 3:56 AM UTC in So I was walking into the bathroom to have a wank
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    and my fucking cats had snuck in and I found one of them inside the cabinet under the sink and the other was in the shower (XO_________________OX)
    lmao cats are great
    
    
    
    thought I would share that story
    
    
    now time to wank
14. 2019-06-10 at 2:52 AM UTC in IT'S HAPPENING!
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    delicious USB 2.0
15. 2019-06-10 at 2:31 AM UTC in This is why the world needs European/"white" people
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    btw it's not 1999 anymore
16. 2019-06-10 at 2:31 AM UTC in This is why the world needs European/"white" people
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    You keep bringing up britney spears as a supposed example of European women
    Your entire cultural perception has been molded by the jewish media.
17. 2019-06-10 at 2:26 AM UTC in IT'S HAPPENING!
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    how the fuck do I update this
    automatic updates have been disabled and loading the microsoft site in explorer gives me a 404
18. 2019-06-10 at 2:19 AM UTC in IT'S HAPPENING!
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    I wonder if I can get this to run Crysis ....
19. 2019-06-10 at 1:59 AM UTC in This is why the world needs European/"white" people
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m beautiful.. no lonely weirdo with a soup bowl haircut who is sexually attracted to animals online can possibly convince me otherwise
    
    I see you strayed from the conversation straight to insults like the child you are

    
    It's called a bowl cut, which is something you gorillas will never be able to naturally experience.
    I'm not sexually attracted to animals, which is why I don't find negro women attractive ... however it is erotic to see human women take the doggy D but that's for contextual reasons.
20. 2019-06-10 at 1:54 AM UTC in This is why the world needs European/"white" people
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Looks like Britney after spending big money at the salon

    
    How does it feel to know you will never look human or be beautiful?
    If I were born a negro I would instantly commit seppuku upon exiting the gorilla's womb