2019-06-10 at 3:56 AM UTC
and my fucking cats had snuck in and I found one of them inside the cabinet under the sink and the other was in the shower (XO_________________OX)
lmao cats are great
thought I would share that story
now time to wank
2019-06-10 at 4:05 AM UTC
and now my hand is covered in semen
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2019-06-10 at 4:07 AM UTC
sounds like the beginning to some beastiality porn or some shit
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2019-06-10 at 4:41 AM UTC
this is why I ejaculated to btw
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5cddfa8eabb06I can't believe Ellen Page has done porn.
Now I wanna rewatch Inception, that was such a damn good movie (despite being by joollywood).
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2019-06-10 at 4:42 AM UTC
also
SMALL TITS
SMALL TITS
inb4 Sophie comes in to remind me that flat chests are symbols of status
2019-06-10 at 4:48 AM UTC
One time when I was young and lived with my mother, my mothers cat followed me into the bathroom. I needed to take a leak, and it wanted to drink from the toilet bowl I guess. so I pissed on it, as it became an easy target. fucker never followed me into the bathroom again. Better know your place.
2019-06-10 at 5:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0
this is why I ejaculated to btw
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5cddfa8eabb06
I can't believe Ellen Page has done porn.
Now I wanna rewatch Inception, that was such a damn good movie (despite being by joollywood).
you like shitty porn
and who is ellen page wtf
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2019-06-10 at 6:34 AM UTC
lol... Why do you wank in the bathroom?
2019-06-10 at 6:44 AM UTC
lol, in the bathroom jerking off to shitty porn
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2019-06-10 at 6:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung
lol… Why do you wank in the bathroom?
so I can shoot straight into the toilet and then wash my hands
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2019-06-10 at 6:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0
so I can shoot straight into the toilet and then wash my hands
German efficiency.👍
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2019-06-10 at 6:45 AM UTC
the lighting is really low and difficult to see. i don't understand why you'd want to have to quint and concentrate to make out details when you could instead just turn a light on and its instantly better
2019-06-10 at 6:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0
kill yourself
nот bеfоге i кill уоu first
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