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So I was walking into the bathroom to have a wank

  1. 2019-06-10 at 3:56 AM UTC
    #1
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    and my fucking cats had snuck in and I found one of them inside the cabinet under the sink and the other was in the shower (XO_________________OX)
    lmao cats are great



    thought I would share that story


    now time to wank
  2. 2019-06-10 at 4:05 AM UTC
    #2
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    and now my hand is covered in semen
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  3. 2019-06-10 at 4:07 AM UTC
    #3
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    sounds like the beginning to some beastiality porn or some shit
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  4. 2019-06-10 at 4:18 AM UTC
    #4
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  5. 2019-06-10 at 4:29 AM UTC
    #5
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III sounds like the beginning to some beastiality porn or some shit

    I shooed them out before pleasuring myself, you disgusting pervert.
  6. 2019-06-10 at 4:41 AM UTC
    #6
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    this is why I ejaculated to btw

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5cddfa8eabb06

    I can't believe Ellen Page has done porn.
    Now I wanna rewatch Inception, that was such a damn good movie (despite being by joollywood).
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  7. 2019-06-10 at 4:42 AM UTC
    #7
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    also

    SMALL TITS
    SMALL TITS

    inb4 Sophie comes in to remind me that flat chests are symbols of status
  8. 2019-06-10 at 4:48 AM UTC
    #8
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    One time when I was young and lived with my mother, my mothers cat followed me into the bathroom. I needed to take a leak, and it wanted to drink from the toilet bowl I guess. so I pissed on it, as it became an easy target. fucker never followed me into the bathroom again. Better know your place.
  9. 2019-06-10 at 5:04 AM UTC
    #9
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian One time when I was young and lived with my mother, my mothers cat followed me into the bathroom. I needed to take a leak, and it wanted to drink from the toilet bowl I guess. so I pissed on it, as it became an easy target. fucker never followed me into the bathroom again. Better know your place.

    kill yourself
  10. 2019-06-10 at 5:54 AM UTC
    #10
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 this is why I ejaculated to btw

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5cddfa8eabb06

    I can't believe Ellen Page has done porn.
    Now I wanna rewatch Inception, that was such a damn good movie (despite being by joollywood).

    you like shitty porn
    and who is ellen page wtf
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  11. 2019-06-10 at 6 AM UTC
    #11
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Cats indoors...
  12. 2019-06-10 at 6:02 AM UTC
    #12
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III you like shitty porn
    and who is ellen page wtf

    nah I have the greatest taste
  13. 2019-06-10 at 6:34 AM UTC
    #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    lol... Why do you wank in the bathroom?
  14. 2019-06-10 at 6:44 AM UTC
    #14
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    lol, in the bathroom jerking off to shitty porn
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  15. 2019-06-10 at 6:44 AM UTC
    #15
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung lol… Why do you wank in the bathroom?

    so I can shoot straight into the toilet and then wash my hands
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  16. 2019-06-10 at 6:44 AM UTC
    #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 so I can shoot straight into the toilet and then wash my hands

    German efficiency.👍
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  17. 2019-06-10 at 6:45 AM UTC
    #17
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    the lighting is really low and difficult to see. i don't understand why you'd want to have to quint and concentrate to make out details when you could instead just turn a light on and its instantly better
  18. 2019-06-10 at 6:45 AM UTC
    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 kill yourself

    nот bеfоге i кill уоu first
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  19. 2019-06-10 at 6:47 AM UTC
    #19
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III the lighting is really low and difficult to see. i don't understand why you'd want to have to quint and concentrate to make out details when you could instead just turn a light on and its instantly better

    autism
  20. 2019-06-10 at 6:52 AM UTC
    #20
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III the lighting is really low and difficult to see. i don't understand why you'd want to have to quint and concentrate to make out details when you could instead just turn a light on and its instantly better

    You're unable to appreciate aesthetics and subtly.
    Do you even have an imagination?
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