Because he's a dumb faggot who has literally made zero contributions to the community in the past 15+ years aside from starting drama and complaining like a little bitch. He isn't entertaining. He isn't intelligent. He isn't even a good troll. He's just shit and a direct net negative to the community, and has been for as long as he's been around.
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These niggers rolled up and unloaded, and this bitch's first response isn't to shield her son. It's to flee like an animal. I would have taken a mag to the back on instinct for mine. I know lots of people that would do the same. But, I know a lot of people that wouldn't, too.
I've spent most of today pissed enough to go to jail. Luckily, I avoided some triggers. Others wound up in some trees and dirt. Taught my son to fire his first .22LR. It's a little long for him, but he did just fine.
I'm still pissed at the world. But, what can you do? It's insurgent terrorism in our streets against our own people. Well...some people. Not my people.
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Originally posted by Number13
I wonder if she has to stop to eat during sex or the trip up the stairs But completely honestly I hope you end up getting with her and impregging her a few times, good luck.
thanks bro you've always been supportive of me. I love you man
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Since I got stupid drunk Friday and I've been cutting back drinking I didn't drink all day Saturday and it eventually became early Sunday morning. I get hit up by the girl I hit up on tinder a few days ago and shes like "hey whats up, what are you doing" and I just tell her I'm just hangin and she asks if I want to come over. So I'm guessing she basically wants some fat cock in her hole since its 2:30 am.
She tells me she has some wine and some brews and I say cool I'll head over in a sec. And she tells me "she's nervous" and I tell her "dont be im a cool guy, I have a cat" just to be funny and lighten the mood. So I get there and we go in and I sit on the couch and she sits in a chair and she's drinking wine and over the course of an hour or so I dunno have 3 120z cans of lonestar which isn't a lot for any guy , so I'm just being chill and normal and not acting like a dick like I do sometimes.
And she's plays a few records what not.. and she tells me how she just moved here and works at the heart hospital as a nurse. Which is a really nice hospital in my neighborhood. I tell her how I'm looking into going back to school to maybe be a nurse or just something in the medical field because I used to be a nursing asst at a hospital when I was younger. And she digs that and we are just talking about places we've traveled too and bands we've seen and what not. And I'm making jokes and making her laugh because I'm a charming strapping young lad In the prime of my life.
And out of nowhere, she says "Doug I want to ask you something." And I say "sure…" And she ask "Are you a feminist?" And I say "uh I dunno…" (I saw this coming a mile away before I even got to her place because of how she looks in her pictures and with the social climate, in the jedi media) (she looks extremely jedi, but had a nice ass and tits the kind I like) And she's like "what do you mean you don't know?" And I said well what do you mean by "feminist" (totally playing dumb and just trying to avoid the question because I didnt come here to talk about this)
And I can tell she's a little annoyed that I didn't just say yes I was but she's trying to be chill because I'm being cool as a cucumber because my pussy game is top tier at that moment and she didn't invite me over to not get dick lol
But somehow she ties her gender rant into how minorities have gone through so much and it's just important that, me as a white male am a feminist and put those people before me. I tell her how I'm not white, my moms hispanic so I'm a minority.. And she basically says well but in the eyes of society you are white. LOL
So again she ask me are you a feminist. And I just say "uh yeah sure.." all with no conviction just like I'm trying to blow the whole thing off. And she says Doug I like you and if you're really a feminist I want to be a proud one. She tells me that telling a girl that you're a feminist is a panty dropper. (so she's basically using sex to push her agenda which is pretty fucked up if you ask me m8, if anything thats not a panty dropper and makes you cuck)
I casually mention how it was a loaded question that she sprung out of nowhere. (it wasn't out of nowhere for me, I saw it coming cuz I iz smart)
And I just get all silent and now this entire "date" has turned awkward.. because of her.
Basically she apologizes and tells me she's just crazy and she's been enjoying hanging with me. She gets up and goes to the and straddles and starts making out with me and she ask if I want to go to her bed. I end up fucking her silly there blood all over here and ball juice all over her and we are sweaty and it smells like ass. She instantly goes to sleep. And at this point its like maybe 4:30 or 5 in the morning And I so don't want to drive home on the highway at this time being the only car on the road so I figure I'll just nap with her for a couple hours til the sun comes up then leave.
I go wash my hands and notice she has a bottle of vicodin by the sink, so I pop one cause I'm going to have a hard time laying still in a strangers house for a couple hours in the dark.
So the son comes up and I figure instead of waking her up and telling her I'm leaving I'll wake her up by fucking her so I start playing with her pussy and she likes it but pushes my hand away, but not very hard.. So I get on top of her and start fucking her and she's enjoying it and embracing my tightly and moaning like a lil whore. But at some point she shoves me in the chest, so I get off and I'm like are you alright?
And she puts a pillow over her face but still her pussy is exposed, and she says yes. And I tell her I'm going to use the bathroom, I come back out and start putting on my clothes because she's putting me in a weird spot, like I don't know what the deal is, she's not telling me to get out, but she's definitely pouting as some kind of manipulation tactic.
I tell her thanks for inviting me, later doll. And that was that.
But the moral of the story is, I can understand why girls want equality but fundamentally they are different than guys. But a lot of young 3rd wavve feminist (she was 25) don't want a guy that stands up for himself in a respectful dignified manner, they basically want a cuck/chick with a dick who will pander to their mental disorders (i'd be willing to bet she takes a heavy dose of lithium every morning)
You can be respectful to a lady, but to for a guy and girl thing to work in the natural a guy has to lead because guys are leaders and real women at their core want to be lead.
And not that that doesn't mean you can't chase them to an extent, women looooove to be chased, (running up their stairs after them to the bedroom pinching their behind) so when they wake up with you in the morning they don't feel like whores and they say something, "ohhh Bill Krozbyler, you were quite wild cat last night! teehee!" as she playfully slap your manly chest.
Buuuut noooo, I was shoved in the chest and saw a temper tantrum from a child, and now instead of her being a happy slut, I'm now "a dick" and she's one lonely depressed ho
/thread
[oh yeah one side note that I forgot to mention that was fucking hilarious, when I was fucking her I thought about her calling me a white male, and I thought of aids skrillex and started laughing, and she was like why are you laughing? and I was like don't worry about it lol]
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-05T17:19:22.164419+00:00
I once had a very similar experience. I was putting the moves on this tumblrcute chick and she was eating it up and she was like "you're a feminist right?" (exact phrasing) and I'm like "yeah bae, you know I support women's rights" and so we discuss the glass ceiling for a bit then I fuck the shit out of her and the next morning she's all like "want to go to this pro choice rally" and I'm all like "nahhh, actually I'm a radical dialectical materialist and I think feminism, with varying levels of directness, always seeks to ratify an essentialist view of man and fundamentally divides the proletariat and distracts them from class divisions." and she was all like "wha-, what?" so I throw her out of bed, straddled her on the floor and start masturbating furiously, "this is the inevitable progress of the world spirit baby" and she's frozen in shock between my legs and at that moment I think about karl marx and ejaculate all over her face and problem glasses while shouting "WORKERS REVOLUTION!". After this I spit on her for using makeup products that were tested on animals and leave the house.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
I didn't even know about it but if I had I would have been there. apparently the antifa-fa-fags were having a protest over something at the city hall and a bunch of 'nazis' were setting up to literally shoot them up. an fbi informant set the 'nazi' group up and they were all arrested on bullshit charges. when everything played out, all but two were released with no charges, with the ringleader getting railroaded on bullshit charges.
Fuck the FBI, fuck Antifa, gas the kikes and lynch the niggers >:(
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Was dinking around in the DB shell setting up backups and figured I'd pull the posts-per-day stats for the site, goes back to 2015 just after rdfrn bit the big one. Kinda interesting to look at:
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I think it's a combination of all of the above, he became a gay homosexual flaming faggot that got AIDS day 1 and got gay married to Gay fillipino TOP named Fillepe thats extremely muscular and only wears ripped jean shorts and muscle shirts and has a really heavy lisp and always Makes Enter hold his hand.
He's at a coffee shop and his gay lover is getting them coffee and right then THE HOTTEST 17 year old girl sits directly in front of Enter and she is the sexiest tightest youngest thing smiling at him and introduces herself and says "I saw you sitting here and I just think you are the sexiest man alive!, aren't you that famous Enter guy from youtube? wow!. I love your mysogyny rants!, wanna go out cutie??? im your biggest (any only) fan"
And right then Fillepe comes back and sits next to Enter, puts his arm around him and says "Who ees dees honey?" and starts licking Enters ears and kissing him and going general gay things.
And the girl gets up and says "sorry I didn't realize you were married" and rips up her phone number.
So Enter runs out of the cafe screaming in agony, jumps off a bridge and lands in traffic on a highway where he is ran over hundreds of times and nobody ever stops because he is such a cuck
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Pics. See, you are in settle down and have a fam mode and something better, younger comes along and your like "hey This is a more desireable mate" good on ya Bill Krozby, ream her a new asshole and post lots of pics.
I imagine she has short hair and is a punk rocker chick and everytime you depart she gives you a peace sign and says "HAVE A GOOD NIGHT THE Bill KrozbyLER!!"
Originally posted by Number13
Refer to this anytime you have such thoughts Come on man, you've done this shit before.
Worst MS paint picture I have ever seen + an Obama "Come on Man"
Contender for shitpost of the year right here, my crown has been stolen.
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