Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I was only partially circumsized, I can literally put a piercing (im not into that stuff) on the bottom part of my mushroom head that or a twist tie or whatever will fit through it.
The thought alone gives me shivers.
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Haha, the jedis took your foreskin. What a loser. And before you give me this retard shit about hurp durp more hygienic i got studies lined up for you boi, that say all the suppsoed health benefits are bullshit.
How does it make you feel to know your parents willingly allowed their son to be mutilated at birth? Must suck.
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In all seriousness though, these are some of my favorites... italic are top 3: Numer13 Sophie RisiR Malice Cumstain Fapcum <- Also a close second but he didn't donate to my GoFundMe. Not a funking penny. So he can eat a curry flavored naan cock. Open Your Mind Lanny <- Close second (4th?) but he's a pretentious faggo.
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mmQ <- I love you, but mostly in TC. We don't talk much here.
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Originally posted by Totse 2001
Granted but now when you need a cop to assist you in you being murdered they will throw pixie dust and glitter on the mugger
I wish my dick was 4 inches bigger
Granted but it's horizontally at the tip much resembling a hammerhead shark.
I wish you'd give me your dad's email addy.
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Originally posted by Number13
Do those actually show anything though? I mean yours is 3246 and that's both a massive amount to bot sign up and I think far far more users than this site ever had. Did it ever get randomised lanster?
Technically the id number order is undefined so that the DB can make some optimizations by not needing to maintain that constraint. There are situations like when two user creation transactions are live simultaneously that it's advantageous to set aside ids when the transactions start, not knowing which is going to finish first, so you don't have to rollback and reexecute if they don't finish in the expected order. Or if one fails but had the preceding PK but the other already completed, there's just no way to rollback once the transaction is committed. In practice though it's fairly rare and the number of concurrent transactions like this is pretty low so if your id is lower than someone else's it's very likely you joined before them.
The reason some people's ids are high is because we get a lot of spambots and alts. Spectroll claims to have registered a ton in anticipation of being banned but I haven't checked. The actual number of users in the database right now is 3591, although obviously the majority of them have few or no posts.
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