Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
You will never find a more wretched hive of jedis and cuckery
2019-04-29 at 12:52 PM UTC
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Drinking Rose
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
How the fuck they make it taste like roses? that shit nasty
2019-04-28 at 2:33 AM UTC
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Where in the US...
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
I hear it's common in Oregon, which would make sense cause everyone from there is entirely insufferable.
2019-04-28 at 2:19 AM UTC
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Candyrein is a nigger
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Yeah scientologists all seem to be rich so I'll go for that.
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Wasn't one of their politicians just made dictator for life or something along those lines?
2019-04-24 at 2:52 PM UTC
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XANXIBAR REBELLION
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Let's get started... Commencing Operation Intrude F014.
2019-04-23 at 10:32 PM UTC
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Political compass test
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Economic Left/Right: 1.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.23
Don't think this is particularly right, though what's left and right has been quickly changing.
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Hold the guillotine with one hand and auto erotic asphyxiate yourself while jacking off with the other hand, you pass out after nutting, the block drops and you never know a thing.
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
How will niggers do pregnancy tests without em?