People Always Safeguard Their Head Above All Else

1. 2019-04-22 at 9:06 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Hold the guillotine with one hand and auto erotic asphyxiate yourself while jacking off with the other hand, you pass out after nutting, the block drops and you never know a thing.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks
2. 2019-04-23 at 5:11 AM UTC

   #22
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by tee hee hee They're afraid of being shot by Cupid.

   
   Cupid was trained to always aim for centre mass
3. 2019-04-23 at 5:21 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by aldra Cupid was trained to always aim for centre mass

   
   Cupid was trained well.
4. 2019-04-23 at 7:20 AM UTC

   #24
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by Sophie I imagine it feels like the world just flies up straight into your head. Then when your brain is devoid of blood in a second or 10 you will lose consciousness. It's probably one of the nicer ways to go if you think about it.

   
   It's only nice if they wipe the blade and keep it sharp between executions. There are numerous cases of it not being a clean slice, leaving the person to wait in agony for them to try again, or simply get tossed aside to bleed out.
   
   Personally, I've always thought death by hanging would be nicest. If the drop is sufficent, your neck snaps instantly, and if it isn't, supposedly suffocation is a cozy(ish) way to go. The rope restricts blood flow in addition to cutting off the airway, causing unconsciousness in a matter of seconds with relatively little discomfort.
5. 2019-04-23 at 7:26 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by D4NG0 It's only nice if they wipe the blade and keep it sharp between executions. There are numerous cases of it not being a clean slice, leaving the person to wait in agony for them to try again, or simply get tossed aside to bleed out.
   
   Personally, I've always thought death by hanging would be nicest. If the drop is sufficent, your neck snaps instantly, and if it isn't, supposedly suffocation is a cozy(ish) way to go. The rope restricts blood flow in addition to cutting off the airway, causing unconsciousness in a matter of seconds with relatively little discomfort.

   
   I thought you were dead. Trash alt bitch
6. 2019-04-23 at 7:32 AM UTC

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   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by Ghost I thought you were dead. Trash alt bitch

   
   Why would I be dead?
7. 2019-04-23 at 7:36 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by D4NG0 Why would I be dead?

   
   I can see the future.
8. 2019-04-23 at 11:05 AM UTC

   #28
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra Cupid was trained to always aim for centre mass

   
   what they really need training is target identification.
9. 2019-04-23 at 11:21 AM UTC

   #29
   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You can never lose your head, or it's game over right there. The head is the most important thing in life.

   
   *your mind can still be alive in a total vegetative state, but without a heartbeat love is dead