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  1. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Malice Tacho was such a great house nigger to have around. *sigh* I mean, he actually existed and was forthright! What are the odds of finding such a fantastic antagonist for this forum ever again.

    We really didn't know just how valuable he was, what we were going to be missing out on by permanently driving him away. God I hope he never sees this post.

    I've gotta agree, it was nice to have someone with a massively different ideology to shoot down every day.
    What happened to him? I don't remember.
  2. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Yes I want to meet them and their family and observe their social standing and mannerisms before I pursue the relationship any further.

    I already have two girls on the hook pics incoming.

    To be fair their social standing doesn't much matter when they're a scabbard that cooks.
  3. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump saints row 2 is the best of the series imho

    I liked the car customisation and the garage in 3 but that's about all.
  4. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Pretty sure you can get brides from most asian countries, go ahead, post pics too fam, asian girls best.
  5. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by spacepantz It should I have left 4 dead 2 and it was temporaraily free for christmas like years ago

    Good, don't have enough data to waste on something I'm not gonna play/already played on 360.
  6. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Oh and the drunk mechanics, where you can go get pissed and it fucks up your walking/driving but can be done if you're careful, that was kinda fun though again it required you doing the shitty friend outings.

    Originally posted by Lanny Snip

    Now that you mention it that was quite cool, sometimes jumping to another roof and all being able to take cover was useful but SA almost had exactly that, imo they weren't capable of as much stuff back then but now that they're capable of more they waste their budget on graphics, SA didn't look bad, it still stands up, paint a picture if you want it to look good but have nothing to do in it.
  7. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Esplender A real nigga

    That doesn't answer the question you filthy spook, know your place.
  8. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    To get this thread back on track
  9. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I'm not gonna play it but I picked it up anyway,, hope it lets me keep it even if I don't install it
  10. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Zanick I roast my own dirt. Ethiopian river mud is standard in my college dorm, but I've recently stumbled onto a earth from a Bushoki cooperative in Rwanda that has a beautiful collage of insects and I really enjoy working that one to an Italian compost, then grinding it for a French press broth. Usually, I drink it blindfolded, to not gag at my work, but a little bit of fertilizer helps with the numbing.

    Fixed that, for you.<3
  11. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    1950s nigger or a modern day one?
  12. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol last winter I met a girl for coffee at my neighborhood coffee shot and I just got normal coffee like i always get and she asked for who knows what and came back out to the table with a paper thimble cup, she was like "I feel really stupid for paying for this" and I told her " i would of told them I didn't want it and not given them any money, and I think she paid like 3 something for it.. fucking highway robbery.

    Anyways I just ent up getting her my place by offering her a legit cup of coffee.

    That's just it, you pay more for less or because they sprinkled some crack on it(asshole dust)
    And at what point does it become something other than coffee? if it's got artificial milk, sweetener, cream, fabric softener, some whisky and .2% coffee beans is it still coffee?

    All this said some (instant if ya want) coffee with baileys in it is fucking nice.
  13. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Lanny 4 was impressively programmed, just all the little things where I was like "oh, you can do that, cool". I just couldn't bring myself to give a shit about the story or any of the missions besides the jamaican ones. Haven't played enough 5 to have an opinion but SA was the better game IMO

    I don't know shit about programming so I'll take your word for it but SA had so much more than 4 did, it was an obvious and massive downgrade, less space, a boring setting, less cheats, less vehicles, a shitty story(SA was you being a gangster and building your empire, 4 was some eastern european being all weepy about killing people) less pretty much everything.
    No bikes to bunny hop with, no bloodring races, no working your way up to hitman proficiency with guns.
    There were 2 things 4 did right, having cheats be on your phone so you didn't have to do that desperate scramble to keep from dying like in the others(though you could say that was a charm point to em) and being able to gun down anyone who invites you out(but that's only a fix for the problem of them yelling in your ear and they yell in your ear afterwards because of it)
    Oh and
  14. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Kenco instant or sometimes a sachet of finer shit, when I do drink coffee that is, I don't get you faggots and your semen shot spunka latte that you drink every half an hour to keep from wanting to hang yourselves.
  15. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby and he also told us a story about being a preacher man

    I always found the awkwardness in that part of pulp fiction funny, not sure if it's good acting or shit acting but yeah
  16. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by infinityshock read what i typed…the juden are just another sub-group of amphibians

    FTFY
  17. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by mmQ He's fine. They're all fine. No cat has ever been ran over or hurt THEY ARE ALL FINE!

    Yeah he's fine ;_;
  18. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll kill you

    Also, how can someone not love a pure aryan blue eyed white kitty? I think we found a niggerlover right here. Kek.

    To be fair they're persian so they're muds too
    I approve of them being indoors cats though, mine just disappeared, never found out what happened to him so I figured someone else had taken him, better thinking that than he'd been run over, you know?
  19. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Not a fan of your white cats falcom powder man, I like black and white ones the most.
    Don't think I have any pics of mine before he went missing.
  20. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I've fapped to this vid and her others, it's a trippy sort of nut
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