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Posts by Number13

  1. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Mine is Taiga so I've always had a palmtop cat in mine
  2. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Something made for me with love
  3. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    It's hilarious how these fags delude themselves, like they had a choice in the matter.
    Just remember that your parents cared so little about you that they let someone cut a bit of your cock off.
  4. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by infinityshock a better idea on your part is to get a clue before you try to talk about something you know nothing about.

    no juden has ever come up with…much less implemented…an original idea in all their history. theyre incapable of such complicated processes. even today, every last aspect of der juden civilization was borrowed or stolen from someone else that came up with the idea first.

    circumcision is yet another in the long list of practices stolen from an older, more advanced civilization. go research the entire juden bible…it was plagiarized in its entirety from older, more advanced civilizations. jedis are nothing more than light-skinned niggers with slightly higher IQs and a more developed trait of underhandedness.

    I never said the jedis invented it, I'm saying that anyone that's circumcised is owned by the jedis because they made it happen
  5. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by infinityshock bullshit. every chick I associate with and have been with sexually says uncircumcised dicks are nasty.

    notice how few uncircumcised dicks are in porn…

    foreskin is for wild animals and handsome and well tanned individuals.

    Getting all defensive cause you know it's true, suck that jedi dick fag.
  6. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by fag I'm not circumcised and I would be pretty pissed if I was. I heard it severs nerve endings in the head of your dick.

    This

    Also it means you're owned by the jedis
  7. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    You've got 5 mins left
  8. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by infinityshock my most recent possibility is a giant dildo about 18 inches long.

  9. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by aldra I played it recently, is really good especially given all the bizarre wang jokes

    I'm playing the original duke engine one and it's got a lot more of those, also quite a few showering girls.
  10. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    https://www.humblebundle.com/store/shadow-warrior-special-edition

    For the next hour and 10 mins after this post.

    It's a really fucking good game if you've not played it or seen it yet you really should give it a shot, plus a free game is a free game.
  11. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume >go outside to get some vitamin d
    >in sun for 10 seconds suddenly it brightens (fucking sysadmins)
    >can't see eyes hurt
    >body leaking sweat as though I'm a faucet
    >mosquito bites all over

    never going outside again

    Yeah the sun fucking sucks, I'm white as a ghost so I got sun burned real quick just being in the car.
  12. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Well you can guess what advice I would have given you but after reading the post how about fucking the landlord?
  13. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon If I fill the balloon with hydrogen, I can also cruise into heaven in glory.

    Sounds fuckin' good to me nig, hindenburg won't have shit on you.
  14. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Roaches survive nukes unfortunately
  15. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I am also gluing a shovel to the bumper so I can cruise land in a subterranean fashion.

    The balloons can also be filled with helium or hydrogen or whatever and you can fly like a dirigible.
  16. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Cutiepie AI already exists and made a youtube channel, you're behind on your news

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4YaOt1yT-ZeyB0OmxHgolA
  17. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Half chub to be honest, what the fuck is with him and farts though? It's like tarantino and feet
  18. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I will put my Land Cruiser on skis, then it will be able to cruise land and snow with equal proficiency.

    Get attachable inflatable balloons so you can be amphibious too.
  19. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by sploo ill eat your brain

    Not much for you to eat I'm afraid
  20. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    But it's not an 86
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