Posts by Number13

1. 2017-10-08 at 10:34 PM UTC in Not gonna jack off for a week
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon vid snip

   
   Honestly tats ruin it for me for some reason
   
   I jerk off for like an hour or more a day, not sure what I'd do with the saved time, play terraria?
2. 2017-10-08 at 1:27 PM UTC in Can I just say I'm a woman and walk into a female locker room?
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Please try it
3. 2017-10-07 at 12 PM UTC in Our civilization is better for emoji
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌
4. 2017-10-06 at 10:24 PM UTC in Active shooter at Mandalay Bay Casino in Las Vegas
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by mmQ CONFIRMED 17 SHOOTERS

   
   JEB BUSH CONFIRMED AS MASTERMIND
5. 2017-10-06 at 9:44 PM UTC in Since Obongo isn't president of the US any more
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   I dunno but his wife is pretty fucking horrid looking even after the nigress bit, twofer mcdoofer if ya can.
6. 2017-10-06 at 9:39 PM UTC in Active shooter at Mandalay Bay Casino in Las Vegas
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by mmQ Holy fuck. Did you guys hear the latest development? Jesus!!

   
   Nope, hit us up negro
7. 2017-10-05 at 8:59 PM UTC in Bernie Sanders just got a spider named after him
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 She wants Leonardo to melt her ice caps.

   
   She wants Leonardo's titanic to smash her iceberg
8. 2017-10-05 at 5:16 PM UTC in Regarding Malice
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Either way I hope he's alright, fucker was smart when it came to it
9. 2017-10-05 at 5:09 PM UTC in Active shooter at Mandalay Bay Casino in Las Vegas
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   
   
   These 666 trips prove it was the gov
10. 2017-10-05 at 5:07 PM UTC in Regarding Malice
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by HTS He snapped a while back and was really optimistic about his future. I mean… if things didn't go according to plan, if for some reason he had his hopes dashed… well, it'd make sense.

    
    Even as a fuck up he never seemed like one who'd do it, couldn't give a fuck about the world.
    Makes more sense that he's trying to make something of himself by cutting out the internet for a while or his autismbux ran out
    
    

    Originally posted by HTS For the record though, ae0n is a massive troll. And so is mmQ.

    
    I know, just odd that he's not been around.
11. 2017-10-05 at 5:01 PM UTC in Bernie Sanders just got a spider named after him
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by Nil Kind of vulgar, no?

    
    Vulgarity next to godliness nigga
12. 2017-10-05 at 4:59 PM UTC in Regarding Malice
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Didn't he sort himself out a while back, wouldn't think he'd top himself
13. 2017-10-05 at 4:11 PM UTC in Bernie Sanders just got a spider named after him
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 "Our time on this earth is limited," says Lily Sargeant. "But I think that ideas are not that way. It is my hope that through naming that spider after Bernie we can remember the ideas that he has at this pivotal point in the life of our nation."

    
    His ideas that were so important he didn't even have the chance to lose, what a cuck
    
    Also
    
    

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 "he might go out to dinner with me and talk about climate change."

    
    She wants the dick.
14. 2017-10-04 at 2:39 PM UTC in Do you ever dig into your bellybutton?
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery pissing yourself on your couch and letting your mom sit on it

    
    Not the worst thing I've seen someone do to their mum
    
    I don't like the feeling when you put your finger in your bellybutton, feels horrible
15. 2017-10-03 at 1:19 PM UTC in Active shooter at Mandalay Bay Casino in Las Vegas
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4598871/las-vegas-shooting-robbie-williams-me-and-my-monkey/
    
    
16. 2017-09-30 at 2:21 PM UTC in Who's dick do I have to suck to get a custom usertitle?
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Anyone who asks for one doesn't get one. Sorry, them's the rules

    
    It's more that you might get one but you don't get to choose it, and it can be a shitty as everyone but you wants.
17. 2017-09-28 at 12:28 PM UTC in Just cut my dick off
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
18. 2017-09-27 at 10:30 AM UTC in .22 Is a shit caliber for a pistol.
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Just buy a gunto for self defense, chop a spook in half.
19. 2017-09-26 at 9:30 PM UTC in Getting paid to masturbate?
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I'm sure sophie would help you, if you payed of course.
    
    Surely businessmen can afford prostitutes though
20. 2017-09-25 at 7:08 PM UTC in .22 Is a shit caliber for a pistol.
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    On an unrelated note why not use slugs when blowing you brains out with a shotgun?