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2019-10-05 at 3:27 AM UTC in So I am in Mexico now
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2019-10-04 at 10:03 PM UTC in Have u ever beat someone up?
Originally posted by Admin In 5th grade this kid kept giving me flat tires(when you step on the back of someone's shoe and cause the back half of the foot to come out) so I beat the shit out of him. He cried and I got suspended.
lol i used to get in fights all the time when I was younger and sometimes I lost sometimes I didn't, I was once on the monkey bars and this asshole kyle was crawling over me and was like "whats up simp" or some shit like but not as modern and he had his face next to the monkey bars and so i just punched in the lip and he was like "jeeeerrt!" and fell off.
kids are assholes.
My friend several years back was just generally being a dick, he invited me over to his place to smoke tek when I had got out of jail the last time and it was winter time and he wasn't home yet and I was freezing my balls off didn't have a car at the time and I was like man wtf where are you and he was just like "lol im busy smoking tek maybe you should just go home.." I was pissed and he knew it so he showed up to his place with the tek and was just running his mouth and was laying on the couch with his legs open, and I spanked his balls as hard as I could and he started cradling himself and crying.
Poor bastard though I kind of miss him, the only thing I didn't like about him was he was becoming a real nuisance at a point with his speed use. -
2019-10-04 at 9:35 PM UTC in So I am in Mexico nowOmg he deleted the picture. Thats so much worse. Jimmies rustled. I cant believe youre one of us.
I mean im like 3x as fat, but i would never do something so lulzy as to delete a picture out of shame. You have to steer into the flame bruh. -
2019-10-04 at 8:25 PM UTC in So I am in Mexico nowWariat you need to get in shape, Jesus. Aren't you embarrass to be on the beach like that? I almost want to post some of my beach pics but I don't want to PI myself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-04 at 8:07 PM UTC in Special Delivery!Lol. I dont think waffles are your key to health bro. Sorry to burst your bubble.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-04 at 2:23 PM UTC in Lanny took a trip to Japan by himself, to search for shrines and temples...He went to Japan to feel tall...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-04 at 2:12 AM UTC in I fuck a Chinese prostitute last weekendThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-04 at 1:49 AM UTC in I fuck a Chinese prostitute last weekendCool story bro...riveting.👍
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2019-10-03 at 11:27 AM UTC in where is spectral?I'm the real -SpectraL. Ask me anything.
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2019-10-02 at 5:16 PM UTC in Had my first day at classI signed up for a creative writing class at the community college downtown and today was my first day and it was good. It's ran professor Deckard. He's quite the card he's also starting up his own baseball team in the community and tried to push it on to us but I'm not much of a baseball player and didn't want to purchase the uniform. Then theres Sara, I know her from the rosedale kitchen and bar, she's quite the sassy, she's 26 and a mother but needs time to herself besides riding her adult tricycle. Her husband watches their son so its all good. And then theres bob cole, he's my age I grew up with, went the same schools, he's gotten a lot bigger like his dad Jason cole who owns a car dealship, his dad used to be so fat my mom told me that at the bar he'd have use two bars stool for his big butt, but boy did he love eating hamburgers and drinknig beer. And then theirs liz she's a real hipster but a ball breaker as well she always has something to say but she's cool anyways.
Theres a few other people I haven't met yet but thats because the people I just mentioned in my group for our class project, we've decided to make a zine with stories / poetry /comics and art reviews. Bob cole is kind of the black sheep of the group as he only likes to write about sports and so thats going to be oddball part of the scene but he's still a good guy. I remember back grade school when we'd play kickball and he always wanted to be the umpire.. lol whatever.. But yeah we went of the framework about this class and were assigned a book to do a review on. I was assigned orb station zero by dan davis.
But yeah after class the four of us decided to go to big bites for a lunch meeting to discuss the project and get to know each more. We all got burritos and mashed potato's. I was putting gravy all over mine and sarah make a remark how I always eat so unhealthy and why do i feel the need to slather everything in gravy that its disgusting, I asked her why is it she's so bitchy and not funny, she means well she just think being constantly sarcastic is the only way she can come off as witty.
We were eating and liz kept going on about dick chenney and how he's probably a sodomite, and I asked whats wrong with that? And she said oh gimme a break doug the only people that enjoy sodomy are rich white men, do you think women enjoy being like that? And I was of course, women are degenerates and Bob cole started laughing almost choking on his food. But yeah all in all it was a good first day of class
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUVwT8zcS5Z_rYXnpomlbfg/videos
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2019-09-29 at 9:45 AM UTC in How to make a txt file directory of hard drive contents?
cd / && tree > /tmp/list.txtThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-28 at 1:50 AM UTC in People who wear jeans are mentally weak.OP wear's leggings during the day and silk stockings when he touches himself at nightThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-27 at 12:45 PM UTC in How much do you make per yearIt's not about making money, it's about making friends.
So zero.
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2019-09-26 at 9:39 PM UTC in Why are there seagulls in the midwestglobal warmingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-25 at 10:29 PM UTC in Post pics of totse zoklet girls
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2019-09-25 at 3:19 AM UTC in I Am GoingTo The HospitalThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-24 at 7:55 PM UTC in Worst person on this website awardsAs in person I'd most like to literally stone to death?
wariatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-24 at 7:50 PM UTC in Any experts on vlc here?I see what you did there 😑The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-24 at 1:01 AM UTC in The Death Of A Disco DancerI do so very much enjoy the discordance between the thread title and it's content.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-22 at 6:52 PM UTC in I got fired yesterday
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I didn't flake i just fell asleep and friday night this girl didn't show up because she got bit by a dog… it just really pissed the guy off that he lost 2 people on one night.
its bullshit but whatever, its kind of messed up to only work weekends when I have another job and they tell me they will get me in there full time but don't.
like why just work a few hours, it was 4 dollars an hour and even with the tips 2 days worth of work was 80 dollars. they had it coming
When people are counting on you, and you've told them you can be counted on, and you don't show up, that's being a flake. Maybe you never realized that, but it's true.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
