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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I agree. This wasnt a mistake.
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  2. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    The best people repeat their mistakes.
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  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Heavy mental.
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  4. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    i like trash pussy
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  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ^ reported
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  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Everyone knows that.
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  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Nice cock, bro.
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  8. whoami Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
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  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]


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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no bye.. im always going to post here and call you out for being a faggot





    You’re a habitual liar and you’ll never have a woman like me creep

    Byee
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  11. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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  12. Ghost Black Hole
    Next person that posts PI is getting swatted
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  13. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I try to occupy every moment other than right now, but I can't seem to escape the prison of the present. I'm hitchhiking at the intersection of the past and the future as I post this, and nobody is pulling over for directions. That's not a bad thing, I'd probably murder them.

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  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Full story compiled:

    A few years ago, I was on a drinking bender, and I ended up back in home town and neighbourhood (major slums...), and I end up meeting up with some random dude and we end up going to a strip club (picture the sleaziest, filthiest, grimiest strip club you can - then multiply the dive factor by about 10x).

    I'm pretty drunk, so I don't know exactly what just happened, but the dude I'm in there with is being chased out of the strip club by the bouncer...

    I follow suit, just to check up on him, even though I've only known him like an hour or so tops.

    There are about five cops out there walking the beat (like I said, REALLY rough neighbourhood... this is standard requirements around here)...

    I see the bouncer beating the dude against the sidewalk, so I'm like "yo, what is this? this seems like excessive use of force!?"...

    pt2 in a sec... need a shot.

    This shit was legit traumatizing...

    ...

    So one of the cops asks me if there's gonna be a problem.

    I'm just like "yo, that bouncer is clearly beating that guy up, why are you not doing anything about it?"

    Then he (the cop!) responds with something like... "what are you gonna do about it?"

    So I say something along the lines of "this shit's illegal for one thing", and I think I might have raised my arms in a body language gesture to indicate anger...

    Next thing I know, five bitch ass cops are tackling me to the ground...

    I end up blacking out...

    Hold, pt3 incoming...

    ...

    15 minutes later, I come to... I'm just walking down the street, head feels all fucked up, I'm just COVERED in blood...

    I see a group of druggies shooting up and what not, but they're the only sign of life, so I walk up to them...

    They tell me "wtf happened to you? you look like you just got the shit beat out of you?"

    And I say "I don't know... five cops tackled me, I blacked out, and now I'm just walking down the street trying to make sense of it all."

    Then one of the junkies is like "well, you're heating the spot out, get lost or I'll kick your ass too."

    So I continue walking, dazed and confused, trying to wipe all the blood off with random pieces of paper towel I find and all that."

    I can barely see out of one of my eyes.

    I just keep wandering, no idea what to do next...

    hold up, pt 4...

    ...

    Eventually, I realize I need to check myself into a hospital.

    My wrist, for one thing, feels like it might be broken (from when they were kneeling on me and cuffing me, I imagine).

    They do an x-ray, and tell me it's not broken, and that the bruises and cuts on the rest of my body and on my face will heal with time. They let me go, and I somehow end up back at my mom's house (her house is nearby, I live out of town but I'm way too fucked up physically to make that trip).

    For the next couple days, I'm just stuck on my moms couch trying to make sense of things.

    I was so fucking confused, my brain just felt fucked.

    I went back to the hospital to check myself into the psych ward because my brain just wasn't processing things right...

    I get into see a psych nurse and he does a psych exam, then gives me a referal to see a psychiatrist later in the week.

    But I'm still not feeling right... so I go back into the ER and say "look, my brain is fucked up. something is wrong. I can't even process my environment right now."

    So I end up seeing an ER doc who gives one look at my face and says "you clearly suffered a serious concussion."

    So I ask "will this all go away? because I can't process things, I have no short term memory, I can't function."

    Then he gives me some meds to calm me down and to help me sleep, but tells me that I could end up feeling like that for weeks, if not months.

    I leave the hospital and take the meds he gives me.

    For WEEKS I couldn't even look at a computer screen.

    I had all kinds of fucked up neurological symptoms for months even.

    Some of my cuts and bruises didn't heal for months, almost a year even.
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  15. Ghost Black Hole
    We should start a criminal organization like MS-13 but it's N15 with the ultimate goal of using cocaine funds to start our own space colony and become space pirates that hijack Elon Musks mars one.

    Delete this thread if this starts to come together.
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  16. Yh vut if you go to college you can FLUNK and have DEBT and NO DEGREE.

    ITS SCARY
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  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Admin I'm going to take a break and learn about exploits(specifically web applications).

    To better myself and society.

    Good for you Lanny!
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  18. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Krow 100k isn't shit

    I feel bad for everyone that lives in a place where 100 thousand isn't shit. Or doesn't seem to be. Fuck your states/counties/cities.
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  19. Originally posted by Grylls well, some people can be iffy about shitting in public places especially on a plane full of stinking arabs

    go on, impress me with a story then

    I've pooped in England
    I've poopeed in France
    I've pooped in Germany
    and I've pooped my pants

    I've turded in Taiwan
    I've shit in Senegal
    I've dropped a load in Latvia
    and near China's great wall

    All these places when dropping a log
    sometimes down a hole sometimes on a bog
    none compares to that one place
    laying a steamer on your moms face.
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  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    We should start a company making firewalls to keep people safe from this.

    They'd just plug into your router and really not do anything useful.

    We'd release constant press releases about roving internet barbarians and looming internet road-war and get loads of free publicity.
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