User Controls

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 24
  6. 25
  7. 26
  8. 27
  9. 28

Posts That Were Thanked by Admin

  1. Originally posted by Firekrochfatty it would be hard pressed for me not to accost someone i saw keying a car— even, if the car wasnt mine. i think people who do such acts are on the same level of thieves & predetors and should have the chit beat out of them

    This one time I was parking at an event and another guy pulled in next to me in this massive fuck-off SUV and parked way over the line. I hopped into the passenger seat real quick and got out the other side and started walking away, I wasn't about to make a big deal about it. But the guy's ugly wife had the nerve to open her door a couple inches and shout at me "Excuse me sir! Can you move your car plz I can't get out!!!"

    When I ignored her and kept walking I could hear her starting to insult me and shit. When I got back later I keyed the fuck out of their car before I left.

    I thought I was pretty justified there, what do u think.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I can't eat until I've drunk a full bottle of wine, because I drink on an empty stomach to maximize absorption. I can't take my medications until an hour after I've eaten. The whole process creeps around the clock until I'm drunk by two, eating dinner at three, taking essential medications and going to sleep at four (already lamenting the passing of my peak of drunkenness) provided I don't dick around on this site for too long.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    And then killing them
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    "Tiger" raids are a better idea.

    You kidnap a business manager's kids or whatever and get the businesses' shekels that way.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've apprehended over 5,000 shoplifters. Ask me anything.

    How many shoplifters have you apprehended?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Hi [Recipient],

    Please post how you structure your emails. Above is my typical opener, which I like to be straightforward and informal so the reader can get to the point.

    If I feel warmly toward them, I will end with, "Best Wishes" rather than simply "Best." If I am addressing a group, I will often just sign and omit the salutation.

    
Best,

    Rev. Zanick, MD, JD
    [Title, Office]
    [Phone #]

    I compensate for my small penis with my iPhone. For any iTypos, iApologize.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    In the example www.google.com:

    www is the hostname.
    google is the domain name.
    com is the top-level domain name.

    You can have all kinds of variations on this same pattern, but ultimately it comes down to a SINGLE domain name registered to a SINGLE top-level domain name (usually denoting country of origin, or .net, .org, .edu, or even novelty ones like .space or .sex).

    The initial hostname portion can vary quite a bit.

    You can stick to the standard www, or you can have, say, mail.google.com, or books.google.com, etc.

    Or you can even leave it out altogether (as you see in niggasin.space).
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Sophie (psychomanthis) is from the Netherlands.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. apric0t Houston
    sounds like someone was dumped
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    They're irritable, especially when they go long periods without smoking.

    Always in denial about the negative effects it has on their well being.

    Worst kind of procrastinators.

    Low attention span

    Temperamental. Most are fucking psychos behind closed doors and can be prone to hitting out, smashing objects.

    Moody in mornings then somewhat happy in afternoons. Schizos!

    Skint all the time.

    Two faced bastards/ bitches

    Weirded out personalities and paranoid.

    Talk about random inane topics.

    None of your dreams will come true. Fuck you and die you smelly unwashed cunts. I hate you.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This is a quasi-"goodbye" thread.

    I need to make some changes, and this seems like the right time to do it (while drunk and on benzos... rational decision making on steroids).

    I been getting drunker, broker, fatter, more disheveled and unkempt, and {INSERT-DEROGATORY-SUPERLATIVE-OF-CHOICE} as of late.

    And in the words of the dean or whomever from Animal House: "fat, drunk, and stupid are no way to go through life."

    I'mma bounce for a bit.

    But I might on rare occasion post on my "Muh xannies" thread in HB for casual/occasional updates.

    Also, when I finish the Totse text files archive, as well as Panny's and mmQ's word clouds, I will post them shits.

    This isn't so much "smell ya later, forever". It's just plain "smell ya later."

    I'll come back with drugs, liquor, chicks, and various other provisions when I return.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    There's zebras with white stripes, and then there are zebras with black stripes.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Zebras got the racial thing figured out.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG Blue collar? Get real. You've never left your comfortable American city. There are entire towns whose economies would collapse if you deported all the hispanics.

    Americans only have the quality of life they do because they abuse other peoples, like the Chinese, Hispanics, Africans, Arabs, etc. It's unsustainable.

    You're totally right, Pablo here makes a great argument guys.



    edit: and don't forget the "arabs" either. Those poor people ;_;
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Every line of code I write chips away at the foundation of capitalism. In ten years, I'll need only to pull a thread and watch the banking system collapse. Excuse me, I need to go pray to the banner of Marx's genitals in my officebedroom.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Who never stopped talking about his agenda. Always writing in some foreign language trying to communicate with his brother in that have no clue what this site is.

    I mean we have DFG but he's really not a problematic terrorist
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Just go to github.com, download some open source spyware, compile it. And distribute it. Now you're a low budget NSA.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Welcome.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. lantiqua87 Houston [my imperatively healing tajikistan]
    HEY WHAT'S UP EVERYONE MY NAME LANTIQUA BROWN AN IM A 6 FOOT 2 BIG ASS BITCH THAT DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE. MY BABY DADDY WUZ ON THE XBOX SEARCHIN FOR SOME BEATS AND THIS SITE CAME UP AT FIRST I WUZ LIKE AW HELL NO THESE NIGGAZ A BUNCH OF PUNK ASS CRACKAS BUT I BEEN READIN IT A LIL WHILE NOW N I GOTTA SAY SOME OF YA'LL CRACKAS FUNNY AS FUCK. I SEE MY BOY RIFF RAFF ON HERE THOUGH SUMTIMES AN I GOTTA SAY FOR A WHITE BOY THAT NIGGA CAN RAP SO ANYUNE HERE DOWN WITH RIFF IS DOWN WITH ME UNLESS YA'LL BE A RACIST LIKE SOME OF THSE PUNKASSES. IM JUST LETIN U KNOW RIGHT NOW IM NOT TAKIN ANY OF THAT SHIT OS IF U COME AT ME LIKE THAT EXPECT ME AN MY BABY DADDY TO COME ROUND THERE TO BEAT YO PUNK ASS.

    ANYWYS I SPEN MOST MY DAYS JUS HANGIN AROUND IN MY HOOD I USED TO SHOOT HOOPS BUT NOT ANYMOE ME N THE BABY DADY JUST DRINK BEER AND BLUNTZ SO MAYBEI HAVE SUMTHIN IN COMMON WITH YA'LL. ANYWAYS HERES ME:

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 24
  6. 25
  7. 26
  8. 27
  9. 28
Jump to Top