Why are there seagulls in the midwest

1. 2019-09-26 at 9:37 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Wtf ive never seen a seagull before, this is retarded
2. 2019-09-26 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I hate them already, one swooped for some food this nigger dropped and i wanted to punch it but i was carrying soda
3. 2019-09-26 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   Chicago? They usually don't fly more that 200 miles from the coast.
4. 2019-09-26 at 9:39 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   global warming
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5. 2019-09-26 at 9:40 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Mminneapoli
6. 2019-09-26 at 9:41 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III global warming

   
   Yeah nice try gont, thats what they called it 15 years agi after they changed it from global cooling in the 70s so now they just call it that so they dont look dumb later on again
7. 2019-09-26 at 9:45 PM UTC

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   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah nice try gont, thats what they called it 15 years agi after they changed it from global cooling in the 70s so now they just call it that so they dont look dumb later on again

   
   No one called it global cooling ..they called it greenhouse warming. This is why books and films like Logan's Run and Soylent Green were written. NYC 2022
8. 2019-09-28 at 4:18 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Chicago? They usually don't fly more that 200 miles from the coast.

   
   They are all over the great lakes. Always have been. They are not "salt water" birds.
9. 2019-09-28 at 4:22 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   This nigga lives in the land of 10,000 lakes and hasn't ever seen a seagull.
   
   The truth is, nobody has ever seen a seagull. Lakegulls on the hand. Seen. And
   
   Heard.
10. 2019-09-28 at 4:23 AM UTC

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    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania No one called it global cooling ..they called it greenhouse warming. This is why books and films like Logan's Run and Soylent Green were written. NYC 2022

    
    It's both. Climate change means that summers are hotter and winters are colder, which is why recent years have us breaking records with both.
11. 2019-09-28 at 4:33 AM UTC

    #11
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    They come to Canada
12. 2019-09-28 at 4:36 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG It's both. Climate change means that summers are hotter and winters are colder, which is why recent years have us breaking records with both.

    
    you are programmed dumb cunt
13. 2019-09-28 at 4:56 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    there are some places that don't have raccoons either that's so depressing I love raccoons
14. 2019-09-28 at 5 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by DietPiano Mminneapoli

    
    https://www.google.com/maps/dir/dayton+ohio/minneapolis/@42.2808603,-93.2042589,6z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m13!4m12!1m5!1m1!1s0x884080d5aedd1403:0xa640e392f20e4ce4!2m2!1d-84.1916069!2d39.7589478!1m5!1m1!1s0x52b333909377bbbd:0x939fc9842f7aee07!2m2!1d-93.2650108!2d44.977753
15. 2019-09-28 at 6:20 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yes fona
    
    I lost hooker money today
16. 2019-09-28 at 9:29 PM UTC

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    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Seagulls used to feed off of whale catches or around sharks. They're scavangers. Second hand feeders. They got fatter and larger. Even pigeon will catch an occasional worm with their small beaks.
    
    Seagulls hang out at landfills, garbage totes or dumpsters, schoolyard after lunch (they know the exact time and wait for that bell)
    
    They're assholes and if their poop hit a your lapel it's not a sign of good fortune to come but a huge cleaning bill.
    
    You youth it was always funny to throw food around people in school too stone to move out of the way fast enough for the white air droppings
17. 2019-09-28 at 11:59 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Seagulls used to feed off of whale catches or around sharks. They're scavangers. Second hand feeders. They got fatter and larger. Even pigeon will catch an occasional worm with their small beaks.
    
    Seagulls hang out at landfills, garbage totes or dumpsters, schoolyard after lunch (they know the exact time and wait for that bell)
    
    They're assholes and if their poop hit a your lapel it's not a sign of good fortune to come but a huge cleaning bill.
    
    You youth it was always funny to throw food around people in school too stone to move out of the way fast enough for the white air droppings

    
    I've used popcorn and seagulls to clear a pier or area of the beach so I could have it to myself more than once.
18. 2019-09-29 at 1:07 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by DietPiano Yes fona
    
    I lost hooker money today

    
    What happened?
19. 2019-09-29 at 1:58 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Fonaplats What happened?

    
    He fuckin wasted it all on a hooker.
    
    
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20. 2019-09-29 at 2:01 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    No he wasted it fucking a hooker