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  1. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    What a great day to not live in Ohio
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  2. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    So I met this cute gal in the metaverse and she decided to come visit me in the place I'm staying at
    We're playing GTA 2 right now while drinking steel reserve
    She's been hinting at wanting to make sex but I'm not sure I'm ready to take our relationship that far just yet ....

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  3. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Carl Update 10-28:

    Say bye to your shit Carl.
    Its all going to the dump.



    I went outside to unlock the garage so the nice cleanup team could throw away all your belongings.
    The landlord had to hire a crew decked out in masks and hardhats because you left the place such a fucking mess.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country So basically each week you only need to suck 60 dicks at $5 a dick?

    If you work under the Queensboro bridge the going rate is $5 for just a handjob so I'd probably start there.
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  5. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    So basically each week you only need to suck 60 dicks at $5 a dick?
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  6. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Admin I have better teeth than most. I brush my straight teeth with Crest 3D whitening toothpaste twice a day and usually floss. I have no cavities and I'm all caught up on my dental work.

    Most people have crookek teeth and cavities, or missing teeth.

    Most people where? England? Most people in the US get braces, or don't need them to begin with. Which is strange about England, since their government automatically pays for their dental work, you'd think more of them would. I suppose they just don't care as much about having nice teeth over there.
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  7. Originally posted by Kuntzschutz I have much better ways of identifying all of you, no matter how hard you try to obscure your connections to this site. I have no desire to do that. I just want to see people's teeth.

    pervert.
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  8. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Plus most people have herpes just like allergies, or the common cold.

    No they don’t. Having herpes is not the norm. Don’t try to drag everyone into the pit you’re in.

    Listen to yourself and how many STDs you’ve had. Next one just might be deadly.
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  9. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    Also is it just me, or does that cop look like he's taking a leak in your backyard? (o)_(o)
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  10. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Like I said, there are some ridiculously beautiful mexican women, but to give you an idea of what they look like on average(I'm from a mexican city)











    I don't think anyone has to worry about the average mexican guy stealing anyone's women. Unless you're worried about the unattractive women of your race/ethnic group being stolen
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  11. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    They usually have some sort of flaw. I mean most people do, but they have a very high rate of legs that are too short for their body, and their women will often have a nice face but a mishapen ass, or a great ass but a weird face.

    Just things like that. Lots of them have terrible acne scars and I think that's probably a result of mixing with the spaniards. Some of their women are absolutely perfect looking of course, but that's rare.
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  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Admin I frequent prostitutes and I don't even have any STDs.

    I think prostitutes are clean enough tbh.
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  13. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    this is what krotz's penis looks like

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  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    About 10 hours ago, I signed out of NiS on all my devices.

    I thought of making an official goodbye thread, but they are almost universally followed up by casual posting like 12-36 hours later.

    So I thought, why not just rip it off like a bandaid.

    But, perhaps in a drunken instinctual response, found myself looking at an NiS thread suddenly, and it was Aldra's post, and I just had to respond because I can't leave a homie hanging.

    But anyway, I have decided to leave NiS this morning.

    I love like 99% of you, so it was not an easy decision to make.

    But, I've been noticing a general trend in my life towards the negative lately, and, while correlation certainly does not imply causality, the underlying pattern cannot be ignored.

    And then, the incident that just kinda sealed the deal...

    That one person (the 1%) that actually fucking pisses me off around here (captain falcon, in case anyone is wondering), sent me a goddamn P fucking M just to tell me how much he despises me.

    Like... I can take insults and all that on the forums, but it's kinda fucked up to wake up to shit like that on my PMs.

    So, having been considering leaving (merely to try new avenues in life), combined with actual bullshit like that, I have decided to take a break of indetermined length.

    But I love the vast majority of you.

    If anyone was offended by my periodical liquor and boner induced sexist rants, I apologize.

    If you ever found my use of the N word or the F word ("faggot", not "fuck"), I appologize.

    With the one and only sole exception of captain falcon, you all have been great and it's a heartfelt goodbye.

    But, goodbye.

    Sometimes, life needs a new perspective.
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  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    It's kind of ridiculous how shitty the average person is. You have to meet them to get it, and I usually spend most of my time amongst the top 5% or so of people (brag).
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I make way more than that plus I'm better looking and aren't even American plus I don't brag about it and have an above average sized penis you mediocre faggot
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  17. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    What an achievement
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  18. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Yes, and I hope to even more so in the future.

    For instance in the Ivory Coast prostitution is legal, so fuck you and your gay ass morals. I'll be bangin, and there's nothin anyone can do about it.
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  19. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Admin I don't ever have any complaints or solutions to bring to my managers.

    I try not to complain. I come to my bosses with problems with easy solutions. For instance I recently installed a caching solution on a VPS, and brought it to my boss for approval. We currently have a room that is too dark, so I have gotten replacement lighting nearly researched, and will bring it to my boss for approval.

    I would never go to my boss saying something like "I don't know what this means, will you figure it out for me and explain it back to me. By the way, I haven't included all the details, so you will need to interrogate me to figure out what is going on", like my report does to me.

    People higher up in the food chain exist in a continuous state of cognitive overload, and appreciate simplicity. They want to hear "this is the best solution, here is the well researched and thoroughly documented explanation why, here is how much it will cost, here is why it cannot be done any cheaper. Approve it whenever is convenient".

    Just a simple choice. Y/n.
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  20. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yes. 2 pairs in fact, just to spite you.

    OK those cancel each other out then
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