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2019-04-27 at 5:04 PM UTC in Candyrein is a niggerCAREFUL ITS THE ONLY NIGGER WE OWN
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2019-04-27 at 4:32 PM UTC in Candyrein is a niggerCandyrein did not have a choice as to her skin color, however §m£ÂgØL had a choice as to whether or not he would hitchike across the country to see a fat sack of shit and get assfucked by her hillbilly husband.
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2019-04-27 at 3:11 PM UTC in Fona-life: Sober-life: Day #4: 4/27/19
Originally posted by GGG To be fair, there's a big difference between being drunk all the time and getting high. When you're drunk you lose a whole lot of control and it turns some people into absolute assholes or depressive shitstains. Plus it's bad for your body and overall makes you feel like shit even when you aren't drinking.
For a lot of people 'getting sober' just means you've gotten rid of the habit which was fucking up your life, and have now gained some semblance of control over yourself. A lot of people have no problem maintaining that while stoned all the time, somehow. I'm definitely not one of them.
adjective
adjective: sober; comparative adjective: soberer; superlative adjective: soberest
1.
not affected by alcohol; not drunk.
synonyms: not drunk, not intoxicated, clearheaded, as sober as a judge; More
teetotal, abstinent, nondrinking;
abstemious, temperate, moderate;
informalon the wagon, dry
"they were drunk more often than sober"
antonyms: drunk
serious, sensible, and solemn.
"a sober view of life"
synonyms: serious, sensible, solemn, thoughtful, grave, somber, severe, earnest, sedate, staid, dignified, steady, levelheaded, serious-minded, businesslike, down-to-earth, commonsensical, pragmatic, self-controlled, restrained, conservative; More
strict, puritanical;
douce
"a sober view of life"
antonyms: lighthearted, frivolous
free from alcoholism; not habitually drinking alcohol.
"I've been clean and sober for five years"
muted in color.
"a sober gray suit"
synonyms: somber, restrained, subdued, severe, austere; More
conventional, traditional, staid, unadventurous;
dark, dark-colored, quiet, drab, plain
"a sober gray suit"
antonyms: flamboyant
verb
verb: sober; 3rd person present: sobers; past tense: sobered; past participle: sobered; gerund or present participle: sobering
1.
make or become sober after drinking alcohol.
"that coffee sobered him up"
synonyms: become sober, become clearheaded; More
"Being stoned" has nothing to do with being sober. It literally means not to drink. By drinking he is not 4 days sober, he is zero days sober.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-27 at 1:36 PM UTC in Codecs?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-27 at 7 AM UTC in Niggas In Space: The GameOh and here's what you DH troglodytes look like:
UwUThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- GGG,
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- Number13
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2019-04-27 at 6:59 AM UTC in Niggas In Space: The GameSo I'm starting a new game of Stellaris and I needed a muse. Turns out it's all of you fuckers.
I'll maybe post some updates about the exploits of our Space Nigga empire in this thread. As it stands, our homeworld - Niggan Prime - orbits a trinary cluster of stars at the center of the Totse system. The glorious Space Nigga Authority is being ruled over by a noble dictatorial technocrat by the name of "Lanny Reptar", the Grand Niggus (long may he reign).
And, thus, the autistic adventures begin:
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2019-04-27 at 3:37 AM UTC in The Underemployment ThreadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-26 at 10:46 PM UTC in I'm in the doghouse at work
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats a lie.
promoting someone who they'll need to fire later on will only reflect poorly on those who did the promotion thing, and their judgement.
none in managerial position wants that.
No, it's true. They know it's much easier to get rid of someone who has more of a direct and focused impact on the business earnings or whatnot. They set the person up to fail. A completely planned execution, and everything comes out plausible enough in the end. I've seen it happen many, many times.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-26 at 5:11 PM UTC in The Underemployment ThreadMy friend has a masters degree in sociology but now works at taco bell.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-26 at 6:01 AM UTC in I wish we had one true Terrorist on this forumOh look another schizo rant.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-26 at 5:18 AM UTC in Home InvasionFrom mmQ:
Should she cut the veins first, or the arteries?
"I guess I'll start from the beginning. She needs to calm THE FUCK down so we can get this over with. I know for a fact nobody has heard anything because there's no civilization for at least 10 miles each way. Been here about 2 hours and the 3 kids are bleeding out so slowly that they probably don't even notice how close they are to the end, or maybe they do, doesn't really matter I guess.
Its the whole one thing leads to another that got us here and i could easily blame her but i have a shred of dignity and so admit that it's a mutual fault and likely more so mine than hers. Regardless, we're here now but it's fucked up and when a surprise home invasion leads to 5 close-to-deceased family members when you had guessed no more than 2, it brings a new level of anxiety and exhilaration to the equation.
The place was random but there was only one car in the driveway and that's where the assumption of a small family first entered our minds. To be cautious, we didn't get out of the vehicle at first and just left 'er running with the lights on sort of into the living room window. Just waited for them to check what was going on and we'd explain our flat tire. Sure enough the father comes out and yells from a little distance wondering whats going on and i tell him. i shut the car off and he says to hang on and he heads back in and so me and the lady get out and lean on the back of our car that doesn't have a flat tire and wait.
So guy comes back out a few minutes later with a flashlight and offers to take a look. I see his wife step out by the porch door and watch as her husband comes up to talk to us so I had to change the initial plan right off the get-go. Not a problem for a fan of the improvisational arts. I gave my woman a pinch of the cheek and she made haste to the man's wife to explain how she knew nothing about cars or some shit. When the man came around to check it out (because of course, as I told him, it was the rear passenger side tire that was flat) I didn't waste time. One thing I've learned is as soon as opportunity knocks, you hesitate for 1 second and everything changes. I knew it was early and I couldn't even be sure the women were inside the house yet but i bent down behind him and brought my knife across his neck so hard and fast that I knew the job was done and any threat he posed was over. I was relieved and thinking only the wife was left to deal with I was actually a bit disappointed. I went inside only to be pleasantly refreshed.
They are all sitting around in the living room drinking tea or water. my woman, the other woman, and the 3 children all in their mid-teens. Polite and cordial and all that shit, talking about how long they'd lived there and other bs and I just got the biggest grin and started laughing from my core like I had never laughed. I imagine how awkward it was for them when they started laughing with me at first because it was indeed funny, and then when I just kept laughing, and laughing, and laughing….. the looks on their faces. Ha!
So I'm totally 'in the zone' from this laughter and the high from deceasing the husband so efficiently, that I again went with my impulse and told the others that it really was like losing the lottery for them, and i don't think it made sense but it didn't matter because my next move drove the point across. i told em i was gonna go help their dad and went outside for a minute. i turned around glanced at my lady; gave her the eye of permission, then i left.
There were a few barns in the lot, a grain silo, propane tank and miscellaneous farming equipment and I did a quick assessment to figure out our next move. It didn't take me long and I jump-stepped my way back to the house.
I got back to the living room and there wasn't that much blood somehow, really i don't fucking get it at all but there wasn't and it was just a bonus to an otherwise smooth going visit. the mom laying there with a gunshot to the stomach; the three kids with their hands and feet all severed, respectively, and lots of twisted and really awful facial expressions from people who really really really wish that anything was happening to them other than that exact thing at that exact moment. And yet, such little blood, and she did this all by herself in the time it took me to have a smoke and survey the area. I did pick a winner…
SO. Here we are now and this will bring you up to breast on the situation. The children are all 3 on the couch and we've given them just a few oxys because we have a little bit of compassion for ourselves and don't think we should have to watch them suffer so hard, for our own sake. They are 'content' for lack of a much better term because they certainly have not gave any indication that they are pleased with the events up to that point.
The mom has literally got to only have like 5 or 10 minutes left, she's gasping so fucking hard and the hole in her stomach is just like this reverse muddled sinkdrain. the puddle of blood as collected in the basin of her stomach is so rich and so full… it's weird to watch a woman die like this. And so to my question!
After she's dead, (again, because of our compassion), we are going to do a practice open heart surgery of sorts and just forgot if what things from the heart we should cut first. We'll probably try to make her heart work in one of the kids so maybe if it's the daughter it would work better or have a more likely chance I should say? Will post results but would like advice from anyone who can relate to this particular experience, or at least a similar one. Thankssomuch." -
2019-04-26 at 5:03 AM UTC in Codecs?just use VLC, you shouldn't need to download codes manually anymoereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-26 at 4:35 AM UTC in Gadzooks vs RCMP... FALSIFIED POLICE REPORT just came in the mail (from request under Access of Information act)... GTFIH!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-26 at 1:32 AM UTC in I'm in the doghouse at work
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2019-04-25 at 11:35 PM UTC in The MomStopThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-25 at 10:50 PM UTC in I wish we had one true Terrorist on this forumDon't go to school tomorrowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-25 at 10:49 PM UTC in Home InvasionDon't forget to do a rapeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-25 at 10:45 PM UTC in I wish we had one true Terrorist on this forumI'm planning a mass shootingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-25 at 9 PM UTC in Committing mad amounts of fraudGet a finance degree and start a hedge fund.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-25 at 4:09 AM UTC in 17 & homelessThe world is a tough place and you are just a pussy begging to be fucked.
Go ahead and be homeless.
Kill yourself.
or...
Put your cute little teenage feelings of "it's not fair" away and stop being a dumbass.
They don't teach you shit about life in school but you probably are not in one anyways.
You can be on your parents health insurance for several more years so don't go fucking shit up now.
Once you join the work force you will understand.
An unskilled little beta bitch like you might fetch $40 on the street a couple times but once you start showing signs of wear your gonna really wish you had your parents as your chapped lips suck that nigger's dick off.
Stop being childish.
Make something of yourself while you still can.
Once you have to work all the time just to get to eat ramen noodles on your lunch break and buy a bus pass it's a lot harder to make time to get yourself an education to hopefully pull your ass out of poverty.
I suggest going here:
https://www.josephnicolosi.com/The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
