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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls ASL

    So you put TWO question marks at the end of a declarative statement, and neglect to add even a single question mark to an actual question?

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  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Congratulations on your crowning achievement. I feel that a Nobel Peace Prize is in your near future.
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  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You lied.

    You have 430 posts.

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  4. DH ers are so normal.
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  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My fifth monitor is a 54" TV.

    It's all good.



    It just looks the same size as the main three because it's at the other side of the room. It also functions as my main TV too.
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  6. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Go in and apologize for telling the truth. Let them know you will lie from now on.
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  7. Originally posted by Firekrochfatty as I was saying…


    Mmmm...





    Was there really a girlie girl who shotted up a school? first time i think, its about goddamned time females were represented in this field!
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  8. Originally posted by whoami 1 post = 1 IQ point

    11,568 here...that means I have an IQ of...ermmm...take 2, carry the 1, divide by 3...

    35!
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  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Admin Then wtf is it?!

    Power, status, the feeling of being respected.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    In my head I'm like, I need to get back on prozac the drug that brought me to zoklet and BI and made me love everyone a lot, and then I saw a Facebook memory where I literally posted 'I really love prozac I'm so glad it doesnt totally fuck with my head or anything."

    So obviously I hated it which is why i stopped taking it but now i 2ish i was on it because i was super talkative and creative and had ideas. But it made me pee constantly and also then i couldnt get a boner. But I 5ook viagra and I could fick for hours. I made my gf cry at the time from how long and hard I fuckrd
    It was 3xhausting like I got tired . So whatever
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  11. Shrooms Houston
    It depends I know people who target the same store every other day and they've never been caught shoplifting.
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  12. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    "in china everything is opaque you can't trust the government.. banks... etc"

    @10 mins

    Says this like we can trust our governments and banks?
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  13. blaster master victim of incest
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  14. Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Didn't (((Freakonomics))) have a bit about how drug dealers earn less per hour than McDonald's workers, but people were attracted by the idea of becoming a kingpin some day.

    So street hustling is basically CV building, like an internship for niggas.

    Idk why becoming a drug kingpin is sexy. I mean really i just dont get it just start a darkweb market place schmelkes will roll in.
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  15. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    my cat has diabetes it cost me $300 for the needles, insulin, and that machine that takes his blood sugar....i have to do it every 3 months
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  16. HTS highlight reel


    Watch this movie for ideas. The 1978 version, not the remake.
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  17. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Typical bitch.
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  18. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Poor Bill Krozby.
    You got your ass kicked saving a girl from being raped by someone besides yourself.
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  19. call the hospital and demand more opiates
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  20. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Jackie and I went out last night to see one of our friends theatrical preformances, after that we went to an after party and there were these two dudes that are bad news, they were talking about how their going to find a girl to drug and use at this party. Towards the end of the party I was outside with jackie and they came out and were talking to us but were getting increasingly agressive and maniacal. I ent up telling them we're gonna head off, and one of them pulls a knife out saying I can leave but she's staying and I say "fuck that, come get some faggot" he comes at me with the knife and I wrestle him to the broke his finger or at least sprained it getting the knife out of his hand and he friend comes and kicks me in the face, luckily my friend carter heard the commotion and came out and we fought the two guys off, but I was in a daze and bleeding a lot and someone called the ambulance.

    Ent up getting stiches in my right ear and in my right eyebrow And my collar bone is proken. They gave me two shots of morphine but then just scripted me 12 t'3's. So I'm eating those now and just chilling smoking a bowl.


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