Originally posted by Bill Krozby
We used to be bromos and get fucked up and play quake but things have changed and I just turn down my music for him when he text me ect.. but the other day it was like 8pm and he called me but i didn't pick up in time so i instinctually sent him a text to get him out of my hair, "sorry bud I'll turn it down" but he text me saying if I wanted to hang so I brought my weed over and something was different about him. His gym shorts were sagging showing his ass, fronting likes he's low-key. And I dunno he was basically hopping around his apartment while i was smoking weed and drinking his md20/20. I didn't have a pipe as I gave all mine away when I was on probation so I only had an apple and he said we could go smoke with the neighbors below us..
it like which neighbors.. and he said if we go there you can't use homophobic slurs.. which I don't use infront of people i dont know but maybe i did know these people.. idk..
He pulled down his gym shorts for some reason and I saw his tiny dick amasss a black cloud of courseness. And he was like "omg did I just show you my dick?" I wasn't phased because thats not something that excites me nor offends me, just kinda smelly looking.
He asked me if id be down to dp this chicken with him and I was kinda reluctant but I was like yeah whatever, just to see what he could pull off, he had to use my phone and was looking through shit on my phone. I asked him if he's on something and he denied it. He got really frothy and did this whole meeting ajorned thing where he hit his hands on his computer chair like he's some kinda big wig/ fat cat…
and I was like okay bud later.. and left then the next day he text me something like "dahurrr i can see the store" and i was like what? and he was like lol wrong number then asked me if he passed out in his place and i was like I dont know man you told me to leave… and then he asked if I like game of thrones.. and i was like never seen it..
he just called me ten min ago asking what the show i suggested to him was. this was UW5
Something about going to your strange neighbor's, discussing pipes, you had an apple but didn't eat it. Mentions something about faggots that live downstairs and not to offend them. Your neighbor whips out his dick and it smells.
Something something, something something.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
He's not my friend you retard he's my neighbor lol
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
We used to be bromos and get fucked up and play quake but things have changed and I just turn down my music for him when he text me ect.. but the other day it was like 8pm and he called me but i didn't pick up in time so i instinctually sent him a text to get him out of my hair, "sorry bud I'll turn it down" but he text me saying if I wanted to hang so I brought my weed over and something was different about him. His gym shorts were sagging showing his ass, fronting likes he's low-key. And I dunno he was basically hopping around his apartment while i was smoking weed and drinking his md20/20. I didn't have a pipe as I gave all mine away when I was on probation so I only had an apple and he said we could go smoke with the neighbors below us..
it like which neighbors.. and he said if we go there you can't use homophobic slurs.. which I don't use infront of people i dont know but maybe i did know these people.. idk..
He pulled down his gym shorts for some reason and I saw his tiny dick amasss a black cloud of courseness. And he was like "omg did I just show you my dick?" I wasn't phased because thats not something that excites me nor offends me, just kinda smelly looking.
He asked me if id be down to dp this chicken with him and I was kinda reluctant but I was like yeah whatever, just to see what he could pull off, he had to use my phone and was looking through shit on my phone. I asked him if he's on something and he denied it. He got really frothy and did this whole meeting ajorned thing where he hit his hands on his computer chair like he's some kinda big wig/ fat cat…
and I was like okay bud later.. and left then the next day he text me something like "dahurrr i can see the store" and i was like what? and he was like lol wrong number then asked me if he passed out in his place and i was like I dont know man you told me to leave… and then he asked if I like game of thrones.. and i was like never seen it..
he just called me ten min ago asking what the show i suggested to him was. this was UW5
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Originally posted by Krow
Chicago isn't boring I'm sure. lots of clubs and art places.
But I am going to make this book. I may not have a chance next year with funds.
"clubs and art places"
Fucking boring
I want to explore the city and experience the industrial wasteland I want to hit up some grim dark noise shows and then go to a creepy run down bar with the band members I want to visit ground zero and blast "Sieg Heil Viktoria" while dressed as an orthodox jedi I want to walk through a neighborhood full of brownstones while listening to Radiohead's "Hail to the thief" I want to ride a cab through manhattan while blasting Dido's Thank You
I want to fucking experience NYC not some nobody shithole in the midwest
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I take a more direct approach. I just walk up to the person, grab them by the throat, and then ask them how long they want to live. I never have a single issue with them after that. I'm sure there are more cowardly ways to approach the situation, but they're not for the likes of me.
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We used to use this computer program to either request that some mechanical work would be done or we would be the ones signing off on the requests after we did the work. Our username and password were like a signature and it was basically just digital paperwork. I realized that on the login screen, if you put in a username and clicked the "change password" button, it would force you to pick a new password for the username that was typed in before the user could log in or sign off any work. The password had a bunch of special requirements too, like it couldn't be any of the last 10 passwords you changed it from, needed a certain amount of capital letters, numbers etc.
There was this one douchebag I worked with who would come in to work midway through my shift while we were in Afghanistan, and so for a while every day I would enter his username and click the change password button at some point before he got to work and then watch him come up with and enter a new password. He was more and more outraged by it until he actually slammed the laptop down on the desk and broke it. Then he kind of went nuts and was talking about how badly he wanted to kill people for a few months so I just left it alone.
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Originally posted by Admin
So they don't like me at work. They treat me like shit. They clearly want me to quit.
I work at a call center and it has very high turnover.
What things can I do to piss off management?
I like to play dumb like I don't know how certain procedures are done and ask a bunch of questions making my calls long. I also try to sound uncertain when customers want me to reassure then about things.
I have shit for customer reviews(few and low) and I'm on a list due to customers calling back.
What else can I do to shit in this shitter?
lol i love acting really dumb at jobs i hate. i did that in the military for a long time because the people i worked directly with were all fucking pricks, and there was always an endless amount of work to do so there was really no incentive to get it done quickly. a good technique is to just repeat the last part of whatever they tell you to do, as a question 2 or 3 times each time. not just over and over again to make it super obvious but just enough to make them think you're dumb and get really irritated at always having to explain over and over again. also you can ask people dumb questions. if someone is really into music, ask them about it and give them a chance to tell you all about their favorite artist or genre for a few minutes and smile and agree with them, then ask if they like metallica/tupac/something either really generic or bad or just the opposite of whatever their preference is.
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Whisper "kill yourself" under your breath when a customer is explaining their problem on the phone then politely be like "go on sir" when they ask you to repeat yourself.
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Not really. But no matter how awesome you think you are it's good advice to try to be humble about it. Even if secretly you're not. People will like you better for it. You don't come off as arrogant to me personally.
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Idk. like ten years ago I got the clapper and herpes from this peurtorican new york whore.. she was staying at my place for the day/night before heading to puertorico and we showering and she told me how she fucked all these dudes on the greyhound, and I was like uhh... damn prolly got std, she left and I started pissing razor blades and broke out in herpes. the doctor wanted to cut my remaining foreskin because it was inflamed (like 5 times the size it normally is)
I got valtrex from the doctor and the doctor told me to not worry about it, that 1/4 people have it anyways. I broke out kinda bad a few after that with in the first 6 months i had it. And I told my gf about it because it was plainly obvious something was wrong with my dick.
I never refilled the valtrex because that shit is expensive. Haven't had any outbreaks since. the girl hit me up a couple months later telling me about her trip and i was like "yo u gave me herpes and the clapper" and she was like "whuuh?" never talked to her after that, i wasn't mad as it was already taken care of and I felt like it was my fault for getting it plus at that point i was already healed.
Got the clapper again 2 years ago, some girl was telling me to get checked and i told her to leave me alone because i thought she was bullshitting especially because i wasn't getting the burning piss side effect just lower back pain that was really weird.
Just got it taken care of again, just a few pills of azythromycin.
shit just happens, my city is known for the clapper.
I'm not upset about it because it doesn't effect my life anymore. Though evidently a lot girls get hpv from guys that are carriers never experience symptoms.
theres no hpv check for guys but its suspected roger ebert lost his mouth and his life due to getting an hpv infection from his wife.
poor bastard, i liked him as a kid.
the only thing I get worried about is my enlarged prostate but the doctors said its not due to an std
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I've been thinking about buying a used tablet and using a public internet connection and leaving bogus negative reviews about the restaurant I work at to try to get less people to come in so I have less dishes to wash and my jobs easier.
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Originally posted by ohfralala
§m£ÂgØL is a fucking spic. He doesn’t care. He is a fucking retard that thinks it’s funny y’all constantly react and he’s said that over and over again.
How many times do you have to be told you’re being trolled?
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