2020-05-06 at 7:22 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Hmmmmmm Octavian sure knows how to vibe.
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2020-05-06 at 6:12 PM UTC
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Can I come visit you?
Originally posted by Octavian
I don't care, if that was based in the UK it would be legal and I'd cream pie that fucking highschool slut all over that couch.
Agreed.
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2020-05-06 at 5:34 PM UTC
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Can I come visit you?
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Your methods are hardly scientific and Futureman just texted me and asked how my bath was last night and said he hopes I have a great day.
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2020-05-06 at 5:13 PM UTC
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Can I come visit you?
Originally posted by blaster master
You know that movie is about a guy having sex with his teenager daughters friend, right? You could see how now I have to call you a SKINNER, right?
It's not really about that...that's just one of the elements.
American Beauty displays the family as trapped by the ideology of the American dream and the need to find balance and escape from the reality of the American dream, breaking away from the norm, the movie is a tale of liberation, to live with satisfaction after you achieve what is considered the American dream.
/\ copy pasted.
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2020-05-06 at 3:21 PM UTC
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Can I come visit you?
Originally posted by Octavian
§m£ÂgØL come and visit me. Can I visit you? I was thinking seeing Bill Krozby in Texas or Gooks in Canada but I think he's dieded.
I don't have a place for you right now but I'm definitely down. Can I wash my clothes on your abs?
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2020-05-06 at 1:22 PM UTC
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Can I come visit you?
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
It can be. Speaking as someone who has uprooted their entire life and moved across the country to chance a relationship with someone.
Not moving across country for a chance relationship ...
But opening your doors, being hospitable, meeting new friends that you share online words with .... Spending your vacations traveling around the world and it being normal to meet up, with online acquaintances. Without fear.
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Dying of thirst. Surgery today. My last one in this whole mess. Yayyyyyyy. Looking forward to perc-posting😁
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I've never mentioned this before, but Buda is the next town over near where we lived and we got a tip about this farmer guy had really mature crops for the pickin.. We went during the day because thats the only way the three of us could do it together, and plus his house was actually really far away from his farm / little wooden over hang. And we were in there shoving tons of plants in our sacs.
He fucking comes there and is flipping out and run out the other side at the wooden over hang thing near the gate where climbed in and it was a kinda of a tall gate but pete and scaled it really quick and we were running but immediately stopped and yelled "TOM WHAT THE HELL WHERE ARE YOU?!
And then I guess he almost made it over the fence guy threw him over the fence he was hang on top of the fence half his body from the waist other on the other side, and he was yelling and we were yelling TOM MAN HURRY UP! and then the fence started shaking... and he was kinda screaming and moaning squinting hard. We freaked out and ran home..
We didn't see Tom for a week, evidently he had to go to the hospital , like eventually he ent up waking up passed out and had to go find someone.
He was acting really weird and the whole thing was fucked up and we just didn't want him saying something about how we went to go steal weed from this guy.. so...
we just pretty much didn't talk to him really anymore and especially because we didn't want people thinking we were gay.
2 years ago evidently my mom knows toms mom she gave toms mom my email. she emailed me saying tom was in the psyche ward and mentioned me and that he wanted to see if you'd go visit him, he's been really depressed but you were such a good friend of his.
So I go and I bring him a personal sized pizza and a fanta. And I'm like hey whats up bud and he's just kinda like ignoring me and I extended the pizza out to him and he hit it out my onto the floor and screamed at me "WHY DID YOU JUST LEAVE ME THERE?!"
and he started crying and I sat on the bed next to him and put my arm around him and squoze him close to me and just cried, I don't feel like he was being a pussy or anything, I really that he's been through a lot. I told him I love you man, and he calmed down a lot and we just got to joking and shooting the shit about other stuff and ent up apologzing and ordered a pizza for us.
I told him you know when you get out we'll party and stuff and I have this friend thats knewly single I used to see and I'm sure she'd hang out with you, she's cool. And he was excited and like "Oh yeah for real man?
And I said "Yeah, but just don't tell her you got raped or she will think you're gay" And he got pissed like he gonna wig out but didn,t I was like bud I was just joking..
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2020-05-06 at 1:23 AM UTC
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I miss Zoklet
When I was posting on Zoklet my life was pretty good. I had my own place with a beautiful girlfriend, we both worked, I lived in a nice quiet small town and I was getting mail order spice dirt cheap (albeit this led to some bouts of psychosis)
Now I'm living in a camper on my cousin's property in the sticks (I actually love it!) and I'm unemployed. Just a couple weeks ago I was living under a bridge in downtown Cincinnati so yeah I definitely miss those Zoklet years and I know things will never be the same again.....
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2020-05-05 at 9:59 PM UTC
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who the fuck is London Real
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Originally posted by WellHung
You complain a lot.
You dont complain enough. Complaints are the spice of life.
I complain from sunrise to sunset.
Wake up: "fuck, this sucks, I want to sleep more"
*goes back to sleep*
Wakes up again: "fuuuuck. Still sucks. I'll sleep even more"
*cant sleep*
"Fuuuuuuuck fine I'll lay in bed watching YouTube videos. Every video sucks. I hate youtube. Maybe I'll go buy some beer. Fuuuuck that means I have to go somewhere. Fuuuuck."
And so on and so forth.
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2020-05-05 at 8:25 PM UTC
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Why am I so unhappy?
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Sudo no offence stop thinking with your brain and feels. Do drugs more even more than yo ass is use to and get drunk...and feel with your dick and fuck with your ass and vice versa
THE BRAIN and its FEELS DON'T MATTER.
Live be happy or suffer and die...MAKE YOUR CHOICE *in a Jigsaw voice*
and if you overanalyze my post fuck off and read it again to you listen clearly to what my ass is telling you nigger.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
you got the gay porn part right
I think they'd be a great couple, goddamn I bet that room after their done early in the morning would smell like goddamn asshole!
*hikis mom walks into his room in the morning.. "IT SMEELS LIKE SEX IN HERE!"
Hiki: "I FUCKING HATE U MOM! GO MAKE ME SOME EGGO WAFFLES FOR US NOW WE'RE TOO BUSY GAMING!"
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very, very Rested. i wasn't sick- but damn near- slept 2 days.. straight.
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2020-05-05 at 3:27 PM UTC
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Normies
...my ass off at this entire thread. especially, at "stump-stupid" Hikki
homosexual 
mates for making some funny reads!! @ Jigg, Archer, hood, Oct
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What a season they were having. Nonstop, continual brilliance that will never be equaled
:)
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My job has started laying people off finally. Hope to fucking God I get the call for that. Essentially would mean a nearly 100% raise for 4 months, and then back to my regular level of wages for 6 months after that. I'd probably actually be able to save up enough to move out of this shit-state.
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Wariat just face it, you suck. Anyone can be an artist. My dog is a yard artist who makes similar work to yours. But he doesn't make any money from it, and neither do you. Why?
Because it's shit.
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