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2020-05-10 at 10:46 PM UTC in Where do 40 year olds who want to feel up 12 year old children go?Please someone post the link, cos we could stand to lose some of the forum deadweight around here.
Fuck off pedos.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-10 at 8:37 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)Hopelessness is a major risk factor for pulling a Malice. Casper figured, might as well get drunk if i'm close to that place anyway. Which is good. Future-orientation is a protective factor from pulling a Malice. I can see future-orientation, and when he's nigh hopeless he'll cope chemically. Which isn't great, but it's better than being dead. And i for one am glad.
Don't mean to talk to about you like you're not here Casper. Just doing an armchair psychologist suicide risk assessment. It's true though that feeling hopeless for an extended period of time is a sign suicide is more likely to occur. Chronic pain is also bad. The thing is, suicidal people don't actually want to die, they just want the pain to go away. So there's always relapse, if you're close to offing yourself. But don't take that as an excuse. It's a last resort. But i know you know this.
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2020-05-09 at 8:24 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-09 at 12:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-05-08 at 10:57 PM UTC in I have a leopard skin duvetI forgot about this thread
here u go
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2020-05-08 at 2:12 PM UTC in Im thinking of starting to offer dog walking services on the sideI've thought about stealing dogs people leave outside stores and selling them on Facebook
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2020-05-08 at 11:13 AM UTC in Why is Biden in the Presidental race?his Colgate smile?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-08 at 10:56 AM UTC in Im thinking of starting to offer dog walking services on the sideThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-08 at 4:04 AM UTC in My piece I am working on titled „Croatia”
Originally posted by Wariat
Hirito Takahashi was late. The meeting had started exactly six minutes ago, and Hirito wasn't there for his presentation. Had he not been up late at night working on it, he might've made it on time.
The receptionist smiled as Hirito shot through the door. It was a bright and toothy smile, which matched the bright and toothy yellow of her suit.
"Good morning Mr. Takahashi! They just started a little bit ago, there's donuts and tea in the hall if you're-"
"I know, I know!" Hirito spat as he walked past the desk. "I know I'm late. Just buzz me in!"
BZZZZZZZZZZZZT
Hirito flinched at the sound of the buzzer, tightening his grasp over his sweaty briefcase handle. For a moment, it felt as if it might drop it into a void.
"Mr. Takahashi?" The receptionist called. "Are you okay? You're shaking."
"Yeah yeah, I'm fine. Just buzz me in, the door locked again."
BZZZZZZZZZZZZT
"Thanks," Hirito said, stepping through office door.
"Good luck," The receptionist said.
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"Takahashi! You're late," the Boss Man said.
"I know, sorry. The train ran late."
Boss Man laughed, and the rest of the room followed suit. "Late? The last time the train was late there was an earthquake. You're going to have to buy us another round for this one."
Hirito clenched his jaw. He was always buying drinks. He didn't even drink. "Yes sir," Hirito said. "We can get that sake with the snake on it again."
The Boss Man smiled, and Hirito knew he had said the right things. "Now," Boss Man said. "What have you got to present for us today Hirito? It can't possibly be as bad as last month."
"Actually sir it's-"
"I mean, water skis, Hirito? You're an accountant. You know how much it would cost."
"Right sir," Hirito said. "But /I don't think it's-"
"It's ridiculous," The Boss Man exclaimed. "We don't need water skis, Hirito."
"Sir, if I may. I think I've found a way around the water ski idea.
Boss Man Laughed. "Oh yeah? Let's hear it."
"Sir," Hirito said. "I think I have overcome the water ski problem. I've been working for the last month to develop this software that should allow the trains to run off the friction of the water. It's still in beta testing but with more funding we can-"
"Hirito, Hirito, Hirito," the Boss Man said. "Enough with the inventions. This isn't your department.
Everything began to turn red and foggy. This is not how Hirito had expected it to go down. His idea was solid. Fullproof. "Sir," he said. "If I could only-"
"Hirito!" Boss Man said. "One more time and I'll have you-"
"NO!" Hirito shouted. "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"
In a single motion, Hirito Takahashi bolted out the door and through past the parking lot. The entire room, including Boss Man, stood at the window to watch as Hirito ran further and further into the distance.
"What the fuck," Boss Man said.
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Marunouch Central Station at lunch time is a chaotic place to be. The crowd tends to be a mix of students and businessmen, each on their very own journey to find the perfect stomach filling. To the occasional observer, they all look the same. The same hair, the same clothes, the same face; a crowd is nothing if not the blended pulp of civilization. But a trained eye can also see the soul of a crowd. The mixed emotion and feeling more like a salad than a wash to gaze over.
Unfortunately for train 34A, the conductor did not have a trained eye.
"Keep going," the man said. "And don't stop."
The conductor squirmed. Everything about this situation was unpleasant, but the knife in his back had to be the worst part.
"We're coming up on a dead track," the conductor said. "I'm going to need to turn here."
"No, don't turn."
"I need to turn."
"Don't fucking turn."
"Fine," the conductor said.
"And don't fucking talk either," he spat. "Just keep going like we're going, and everything is going to be okay. Watch and see. It's going to work just like its supposed to."
"You're crazy man. This isn't going to work."
"Shut up! Just shut up! It's going to work, and I'm going to be rich."
The train shuffled as it passed over the turn.
"I'm going to be rich, you'll see. When this works, the whole world will be begging for the chance to suck at the teat of this invention. Imagine, a train from China to Japan!. From London to Paris! From Florida to Cuba! This will change the world! I'll be the next Ford! The next Elon Musk! Think of the possibility!"
Lights flickered across cabin of the train as it stumbled further into the abyss.
"Eventually we'll get from Brazil to Botswana! From Australia to Argentina! There's no limit to the power of the Hydro Train!"
A door opened from the back of the cabin.
"Boss Man," Hirito said. "I knew I'd find you here."
"No!" Boss Man said. "How can this be!!!!"
"You think you can steal my plans, huh? Take my software, and take all the credit too? Well that's not going to happen, boss. Not today, not tomorrow, and not yesterday. You're fucked, bucko."
"Bucko?" Boss Man asked.
"YEAH!" Hirito said. "Bucko! Problem, officer?"
"Nah no problem," Boss Man said.
And then they lived happily after after as they both drifted over the ocean and into the sun.
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2020-05-07 at 10:59 PM UTC in My piece I am working on titled „Croatia”needs more war crimesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-07 at 10:52 PM UTC in Is Wariat a good artist?#1
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2020-05-07 at 10:46 PM UTC in Here because I've got nothing better to do.Those two (Cig and Gryll) sit on here all day talking about sucking each other’s dick.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-07 at 7:35 PM UTC in I dont even know how I get my hustle down
Originally posted by Octavian Smells vile and makes you feel horrible. You can also die from it, like, WTF?
Most people I've seen on it are fucking retards.
Remember bradley b? lol.. a couple years ago on tc he was smoking spice and it didn't really look fun.., it almost looked like he was a huge junky, he was nodding out and his mom literally came in his room while he was on cam and started bitching him out how he needs to quit smoking that shit, and he was just like "awwwight muaam I weel"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-07 at 4:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Stopffs You’re a real man MMQ! Hey do you do your walking indoors on one of those machines .. I keep forgetting the damn name 🤬
A treadmill? Lol. No.
My indoor walking consists of me pacing from my bedroom to my kitchen to my living room, repeatedly.
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2020-05-07 at 3:22 PM UTC in I dont even know how I get my hustle downThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-07 at 10:30 AM UTC in What puts you in a good moodthe half- lemmy beardThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-07 at 9:29 AM UTC in What puts you in a good mood
Originally posted by Octavian I use to love a good chat when wired off cocaine but I never felt the need to lie. I think it's a way finding out who is fucked in the head. I've heard some CRINGE stories when people are talking to me, rape being one of them.
With girls it's always domestic abuse stories.
The wisconsin girl i was all sprung on a year ago cried when she said shed been sexually molested by her gynecologist. Me asking “you sure it wasnt just a misunderstanding?” wasnt a welcome question. lol. Apparently it fucked with her victim mythology.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-07 at 9:24 AM UTC in What puts you in a good moodPretty much every girl ive had an extended dialogue with has said they were raped, which either means the 1/5 stats are grossly inaccurate OR #dontbelieveallwomenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-07 at 8:43 AM UTC in Most embarrassing moment you've ever had?Why are most embarrassing moments from school years? Bevause people. So many people.
One time, I was partying with a bunch of people and this girl was like hey wanna come fick me and I said yes
And we got to the room and there were 4 other girls just sleeping in there and the girl that asked me to come there is like, it's fine, so , we pushed the other girls off the bed and started fucking and the other girls woke up and slowly kinda crawled onto the bed because they saw us fucking and they were intrigued
So then it was me and 5 girls and they all were reaching at my cock like zombies and asking for their turn and I'm like hang kn jeez one at a time ladies
And then i took a big dump on the bed and three of the girls left but two of them stayed and told me that was their fetish
So the two girls literally started eating my poop and I was so turned on that they would do that that I pooped more and as it turns out they weren't doing it at all and I was actually in the middle of a really bad acid tripThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-07 at 12:03 AM UTC in Plandemic documentary
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