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2018-07-24 at 4:11 PM UTC in Today begins the 30th rendition of Shark Week...
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A bunch of us went "shark" fishing a few years ago in the Gulf…we paid $100 each about 15 of us and the boat captain took us 12 miles out…and then just followed shrimp boats as all the little 3ft sharks hung behind them looking for scraps.
We all caught one of these 'pretend' sharks and felt a bit ripped off. They provided the rods and the line tension on my reel was set at like 10lbs…so if you got anything on it flew off the reel all dramatic like. I was adjusting my tension and the guy ran over "what are you doing…don't do that"…I said "umm dude you have like 30lb line on here and the tension is at 10lbs…why"…
I guess they are used to idiots going on the boat and not knowing a fucking thing about fishing.
Anyway when we got back to shore there was a dude there filleting for $5 so had him fillet my "pretend" shark and stuck it in my freezer, about 6 months later I found it and deep fried it and it was surprisingly good.
fishing the helpless fishes is the most deplorable pass time a human can engage in.
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2018-07-24 at 4:04 PM UTC in Miss Sophie finds dhers to be quite dopey...
Originally posted by joerell Maybe odd to you…not my crowd. I guess we're just different…my high comes from racing bikes
i bet your the practitioner of the homosexual kind of bike racing,
like racing only in designated bike racing area and in full tactical biking gear.
REAL MEN race out on the streets, in their normal every day clothes. -
2018-07-24 at 6:38 AM UTC in BART (Oakland Subway) stabbing
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2018-07-24 at 6:30 AM UTC in This PC shit has gone too far!
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2018-07-24 at 6:14 AM UTC in Chemtrials are the leading cause of undue, unwarranted and unnatural cloud formation.
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2018-07-24 at 6:13 AM UTC in Flora & Fauna -- likes/favoritesi wish you all were 12.
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2018-07-24 at 6:10 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2018-07-24 at 6:04 AM UTC in DH people ruined this site
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2018-07-24 at 6:04 AM UTC in DH people ruined this site
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2018-07-24 at 5:59 AM UTC in Eurasian race, the one true master race.
Originally posted by Lanny You want to get more specific there? Islamic golden age was ~500 years, your article covers inventions coming developed over like 5000 years. Do you want to describe some specific era that you think represents comparable cultural output?
if a golden age can be 500+ years, i dont see how it cant be 5000+ years.
up down 5000 years of chinese history, theit all golden age years. -
2018-07-24 at 5:39 AM UTC in starcucks incorperated
Originally posted by chzbrgr I only checked this to see if you got home okay last night, but…
First, it's I should have. Second, you only kinda choked me once. You got an enhancement for strangulation on your family violence charge because you stuck your fingers in my throat to stop me from screaming so the cops could hear me outside after you had been attacking me and holding me against my will for over three hours. I'm assuming this second time you're referring to is just when you basically got arrested for the same crime a year later because you were hanging out with me when you shouldn't have been because of the protective order. Yes, you held me against my will and attacked me again, but it wasn't nearly as bad, and I don't remember any choking that time. You did get another charge for unlawful restraint, but there were no secondary charges in relation to strangulation, and believe me, I would've told them if it had happened. Regardless, bragging about "choking me out twice" is dumb af. Maybe I should have done a better job at choking you when I was defending myself in the first attack. I remember being on top of you, my hands squeezing your neck, your teeth covered in blood, your face turning purple. It wouldn't have taken me much longer if I wouldn't have stopped. Even though I was defending myself, I wouldn't have wanted killing you on my conscious, plus I loved you, and there was no real reason why you started fighting me; you were just really drunk. Physically, I messed you up worse than you did me, so I wouldn't be so boastful.
Yeah, you talked through not only the trailers, but an hour into the movie after I had told you multiple times to be quiet. The guy in front of us was visibly annoyed by you (and therefore, us). You're the one who wanted to go to the movies… Maybe you just wanted to take me so you could slobber on me and feel me up in a dark theater, but that doesn't really work when you go to a popular new movie on a weekend night. And, I actually wanted to see that movie, so you not only were annoying the people around us, but also me. Then, for some reason, you thought it was okay to make some joke about jedis that was not relevant at all. I thought, okay, maybe that's it, he got his vulgar, bigotted comment out and he'll shut up for the rest of the movie… but NO. You fucking YELLED the word "retard" so loud that everyone in the whole fucking theater could hear. Who the fuck does that? Sometimes… I feel sorry for you because it's apparent that you have multiple afflictions such as Asperger's, Tourette's, Bipolar Disorder, Paranoid Schizophrenia… but the fact that you're aware of at least some of these things, and aware that these things make you a complete and utter asshole, and you don't seek any treatment or do anything about it, makes you completely and totally deserve every repercussion of your actions. I've always been sorry for the things I have done to you, including ditching you at the theater without a ride, but I've never been sorry for WHY I did those things. They were reactionary to the things you were doing to me, and you deserved them.
And I bet you like my nose ring and tattoo… And my tattoo is only covered up my my arm fat when I fully flex my arm… which would happen to anyone with it's placement regardless of how fat they are. It was put in an inconspicuous place intentionally.
How does not shaving my arm pits = me lying about going to the gym? That doesn't make any damn sense. I have been going to the gym. That's where I went straight after I left you at the movies. I told you I had to go Sunday night or Monday morning before work and that's why I wasn't going to stay overnight with you. I've been going to the gym to work on strengthening the right muscles to realign my pelvis and rehabilitate my low back to prevent getting severe spasms like I used to. I stopped shaving my armpits because my skin is sensitive and it's painful for me. I'd rather have a patch of soft hair there than a rash of pimples and pustules. Plus it's fun to pet. Same with my pussy. It isn't shaved either. You were definitely on drugs the other night.
And I don't weigh any more or less than I did the last time you saw me. I may have bloated up because the only thing you fed me the nights we got together was lasagna, potato salad, Takis, beer, sugar-laden malt liquor, chips, and candy. I'm insulin resistant and carbs fuck me up, especially when I haven't had them in a while, which I have been limiting. We talked about this at the movies.
Regardless of how much I weigh, I'm still a desirable bitch. You still want to fuck me after all these years of fighting and getting arrested and being on probation and not talking to me for two years… And I think you and I both know I'm much better looking than I was the last time you saw me. You told me the other night how pretty I was and that was after I slobbered all over your cock, had snot on my face and smeared my mascara. And of course, WITH my hairy pits and pussy. ;) Not to mention you still have a pic of me in your fap folder that I sent you two years ago.
And yeah, I wish you and I could be friends too, but you've never been a friend to me. Only a lover and an enemy. You can never chill and be in between; you've always gotta have your hands on me. The only times you've been nice or good to me were for your own benefit and even that was limited. Sometimes holding me down and kicking me was better for you. I've always told you this, and this will probably always be true - there will always be a place in my heart for you… if not that, I at least won't ever forget you… but you are too much to handle. You're an unruly child. You used to be a conquest for me. I wanted you to turn good because of me. I wanted to show you a good life and you quit your shit. But you just took advantage of me, and I was too young and naive to realize it until it was too late. Life has gotten better for me without you in it. The golden energy in my soul that you sucked dry has been replenished. I've paid off debt. I've raised my credit score. I bought a new car. I have good friends that take care of me. I'm happy. I love myself. I love my job. I've gotten a promotion and a couple raises and getting on salary in a couple months and another considerable raise at the beginning of next year. I'm taking a vacation next month. I'll be able to afford my own place when my lease is up. My skin is better. I can make my pussy squirt. And there are many who love to watch it and tell me how pretty and perfect it is. All my lovers since have treated me well, taken me out to dinner, licked my pussy, fucked me and made me cum at least three times before they did. I have one now that begs for my attention and his eyes roll in the back of his head and brain turns to mush with every word I speak (his words). And that's even AFTER I poured a menstrual cup full of blood into his mouth. I have another that told me I was wife material just last night. I am adored. More people admire me and want to worship me than I can actually handle. You don't know me. You've never fucking known me. And it's all because you never bothered. You made everything about you. I am great. And wonderful. And beautiful. And powerful. And you'll never be able to know it. And it's best that you don't. Because I will fuck you up.
The only reason why I hit you up Thursday was because I was bored and wanted to go to the new library downtown. That's something I thought you'd enjoy since it seems like you've had a rough time lately with your gf dumping you, and you overdosing, and then spending a few days in the psych hospital. I wouldn't have even thought to hit you up if you hadn't tried contacting me a couple months ago, numerous times, might I add… I was just trying to be nice, but of course you ruined it.
Just in case you're actually worried about this, which you shouldn't be because you fucked me on my period, but I know you are stupid and don't understand how reproduction works… I don't have my Nexplanon anymore. I got it taken out a few months ago due to bad side effects. I'm back on the pill. I have to take birth control because I have polycystic ovarian syndrome, but besides that, I don't want kids for at least 6-10 years, if at all, anyway. You are really stupid for creaming in a bitch three times without knowing whether she's on BC or not tho. But you know I'm smart, and I know you know that I'd abort your baby in a heartbeat and not even tell you, even if I wasn't on BC. I think you'd secretly like it if I carried your baby though. It'd be a lot better than the trailer trash you knocked up six years ago.
Yeah, he shouldn't. Too risky. He's almost done with probation, and I could call the cops for any "threatening or harassing" contact from him. Plus I sent his probation officer the link to his posts on this site, so it wouldn't be in his best interest for us to get into it on here.
Imagine the freedom you'd have if you'd have some manners and keep your mouth shut sometimes.
Your balls are mine. Cuck.
choke me once, shame on you.
choke me twice, ill go to a movie with you again. -
2018-07-23 at 8:33 PM UTC in DH people ruined this sitethe irony is that this thread had also been ruined by the DHers.
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2018-07-23 at 8:31 PM UTC in This PC shit has gone too far!
Originally posted by Cootehill He's a Pakistani guy who hates and resents whites. What do you expect from him, a good faith argument?
if that were true he wouldnt have been here surrounding himself with white people and communicating in white language.
he loves white people. want to be one and be accepted by a bunch. -
2018-07-23 at 8:28 PM UTC in Lamy fu, FIX ur site pussy
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2018-07-23 at 8:26 PM UTC in Chemtrials are the leading cause of undue, unwarranted and unnatural cloud formation.not yet.
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2018-07-23 at 8:24 PM UTC in Eurasian race, the one true master race.
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2018-07-23 at 8:21 PM UTC in Chemtrials are the leading cause of undue, unwarranted and unnatural cloud formation.your luck reserve.
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2018-07-23 at 8:20 PM UTC in Chemtrials are the leading cause of undue, unwarranted and unnatural cloud formation.
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2018-07-23 at 8:18 PM UTC in Chemtrials are the leading cause of undue, unwarranted and unnatural cloud formation.
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2018-07-23 at 8:16 PM UTC in Are You Surprised By Trump?
Originally posted by Cootehill To jedi is present tense.
"I am here To jedi these idiots out of some shekels".
Got jedied is past tense.
"I Got jedied out of all my shekels by that guy"
enin nein nien.
the present tense of ''got jedied'' is ''get jedied''.
if you go to san fransisco, you might get jedied.
