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Posts That Were Thanked by Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed

  1. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by HTS What do you mean? A lot of soul went into this season's 12 shows about cute girls being cute and boring dudes waking up in high fantasy alternate realities where they're actually important.

    i may look 12 years old but im actually 1000 years old
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  2. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Lanny Implying that anime isn't already the most soulless industry on earth

    What do you mean? A lot of soul went into this season's 12 shows about cute girls being cute and boring dudes waking up in high fantasy alternate realities where they're actually important.
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  3. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    There was this guy in #totse that claimed to have made around 40,000$ in a night by doing this. Stole about 500 of them from a junk yard he said.

    Paladium in the newer ones, more valuable than the older ones with just platinum. Anyway, a bunch of people in there said he was bullshitting cause there's no way you'd get past junk yard dogs and security systems. Who knows. Doing any of that quickly and without making a lot of noise may be an issue. A lot of the newer ones, or all of them, are embedded and not just on the bottom of the car where you can rip them off as easily.

    So... who knows. I would imagine if you did it during an especially nasty thunderstorm it could cover up the noise a bit. Or have a fake construction job going nearby with jackhammer to muffle it.

    Seems easier to just steal something more valuable, but people don't always do it solely for the profit. Some people just enjoy a clever heist or whatever.

    Also I would imagine that'd be one of the first things the junk yard crews would remove.

    The dudes name was Infernus in #totse by the way
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  4. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    a junkie has a sort of look about them, a general desperate need for life that can't be quenched. there is a difference between partying, enjoying yourself - and sucking the life out an experience like a vampire. a junkie is always inwardly turned, and miserable.
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  5. So if you are a 1 legged black faggot...you're probably make Chief Inspector within 18 months.
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by GGG Damn it finally happened. A white man was discriminated against.

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  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by HTS jedis jedis jedis jedis

    Fixed.
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  8. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Fed posting is more like "hey, who wants to help me burn down this synagogue".

    I thought it was implied people would want to help. That's like parking a nike truck in the ghetto.
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  9. ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed No, no one who can afford the $2,700 should be shunned. They have proven their real world IQ super-merit, and deserve to join our high IQ society? Who is it? I'll PM my bitcoin address to them.

    Wow

    That’s very white of you

    To let em in like that 👍
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  10. GGGG Yung Blood (banned)
    I love it when my hubby posts after me in a thread after he blows his load from his hot muslim cock in my ass :)
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  11. Technologist victim of incest
    Are they the new casual, slip on walkers; or tennis shoes. Looks like they’ve got some nice styles for casual shoes.
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  12. Technologist victim of incest
    Yeah, Matt,
    You should post your dick so Fin can spam it too! Get on it!
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  13. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Electric toothbrushes aren't anything special. They're mostly just a gimmick unless you're not brushing right.

    One thing people really miss is the brushing back to front. Most people just do side to side, but you're supposed to go back to front as it helps clean between teeth in areas that side to side brushing doesn't get. Side to side is also not great for your gums since bristles can push food and bacteria into the tiny little crevices between your toothz. The insides between teeth is where most cavities grow, because people neglect to brush/floss between them.

    If you really want a better toothbrush, you should get the ones that play music when you brush.
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Finerella...be a man ..and show your patriotism....post some guns or something instead of another mans cod

    You bottom of the barrel, dumpster juice diving , cumm guzzling gutter rat 🐀

    😋

    Anywhoo...
    Fin asked me to post his selfie because his photobucket is down y’all

    You know I gotchu fam 🤗
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  15. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Bacon isn't going to make any of your shit taste better.

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  16. I just fixed my rug doctor. the bitch blew a motor some time ago now it ripped a hose too.
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  17. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    You have users and junkies. Users are using their drug or drugs of choice for pleasure, whereas a junkie is all about getting as completely twatted off their face as they can get as often as they can get, usually its to try and forget an experience or escape their shitty reality.

    Obvs junkies will soon encounter heroin and opioids and will end up addicted so will use that all the time just like a heroin user will. which is why the general population will usually not see any distinction between the two, so will lump them into the same box. but they are two completely different animals.

    Where a user will stay mostly exclusive to heroin and maybe some occasional use of select other chemicals of choice, a junkie will quite literally take absolutely anything they can get their hands on. You will regularly see a junkie with a needle in one hand while having a crack pipe in another a can of extra strength beer in another and then also have a handful of benzos and pharms in yet another hand, all at the same time.


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  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ex daily IV heroin user here chiming in...

    I was legitimately a junkie.

    I can't pinpoint an exact moment when that realization actually kicked in, but it was definitely a long way into the whole ordeal.

    You actually go through a series of standard phases:

    1. The "casual/recreational user" phase: The first time I did heroin was in 2005 (other opiates like codeine and oxycodone might have been a bit earlier, I don't remember for sure). During this phase, you LEGITIMATELY are not addicted. You can buy like a full gram of heroin and actually SAVE SOME for weeks if you have enough money to actually buy a gram (that's a lot of heroin... it's not like weed where a gram costs you pocket change). Tolerance is practically zero, which is something you come to dramatically envy in later years.

    2. The "whenever I can get it" phase: For me, this was about FIVE YEARS after the start of phase 1. I had a couple friends who were dealing at the time (they NEVER used hard drugs at the time, but it was a quick and easy buck... heck, I even dabbled in it for a little while, but I was a user myself). I sometimes rode around with one friend while he did deliveries, and would get a bunch (of heroin) from him. It gradually turned from every other weekend to every weekend, then all weekend long, then on some weeknights, then every weeknight, and, ultimately, one day (it might have been as much as a year or more after the start this particular phase), you just plain need the stuff.

    3. The "junkie in denial" phase: At this point, you are a certified junkie. BUT, the rub about this part here is that you actually have no idea. People will point it out to you, but you still feel like you're the "casual user" from phase 1. You will say anything to justify it. You will recite the ridiculously played out cliches from after school specials and all that like "I can stop anytime I want". You're an addict, you just don't know it yet.

    4. The "oh fuck, I actually am addicted" phase: I'd mark this roughly around the time I transitioned from intranasal heroin use to IV use. Luckily for me, I was able to come to this realization a lot sooner than many addicts do, and I had JUST ENOUGH things going on in my life outside of opiates to motivate me to work towards quitting. Once you're in stage 4, opiates are no longer "the best thing" out there, they are "the only thing". Literally nothing else matters. Family, friends, previous goals and ambitions, etc. Your moral compass will at the very least bend a little bit, but in some cases, go straight up haywire.

    So if you find yourself even in phase 2, CARRY ON WITH EXTREME CAUTION.

    You will be fundamentally blind and deaf to all advice once you're well into stage 3.
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  19. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Mahmoud Because no one can believe what a massive pimp he is.

    If retards fall for it then they deserve to get burned lol
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  20. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by -SpectraL And Bernie just found out the Democrats are booting him out of the 2020 primary, just as he's announcing his run for another new house for himself.

    Bernie is a jedi, he wants the big money, the kind 9f money you get by being prez. He just needed a new crib for campaign side pussy first.
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