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2019-03-02 at 4:28 PM UTC in Fonaplats battles bipolar 2 disorder...bipolar 2: return of the bipolarThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-02 at 3:39 PM UTC in Every time I see HTS in the news it bothers meIt fucks with me too. When we began to wage our war against ISIS it never even occurred to us that we might attract this level of attention. We're so proud to be fighting, and appreciate all your love and support.
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2019-03-02 at 10:19 AM UTC in In every breath, there's life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-02 at 10:05 AM UTC in Had a letter this morninggot jury duty in 2 weeksThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-01 at 10:47 PM UTC in Colorado jogger kills mountain lion with his BEAR HANDS
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i hope this was staged.
Sounds like he might be a jedi, so perhaps. The Mossad's motto is wage war by means of deception. It's not just the mossad, it's a cultural thing with jedis. I don't really have anything against them for it. If they don't do it, someone else will. That's why MKULTRA is / was important.
Apparently according to the autopsy, it was about half the size of an adult Cougar. But even a house cat can fuck someone up really bad if it actually wants to. I don't know if you've seen the footage of guys leaking blood all over the place when they have to catch a feral cat. This was still quite a bit bigger than a house cat.
EDIT: another example of a small animal that can easily fuck you up real bad is a fox. They're not very big, but if they go rabid they're extremely dange,rous because of how agile, fast and strong they are along with razor sharp claws. Trust me, if a rabid fox attacked any of you, you would probably be screaming like a bitch. Same with a juvenile mountain lion. It ain't gonna be pretty.
Humans are fragile and soft due to evolving with 'civilization'. An adult chimpanzee doesn't weigh very much but has the strength of over 20 grown men, and can literally rip your limbs off and beat/sodomize you with it. Animals are much tougher than humans, pound for pound. Cats also have quite a bit more 'fast twitch' muscle fibers than humans.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-01 at 6:27 PM UTC in Shittiest city you've been to4 of us drove to Vegas from Los Angeles, one of the other dudes DAN was a bit weird and had not had sex in years...I told him we'd get him laid in Vegas what with it being legal there.
I was playing the slots and he kept following me around annoyingly..I told him to go play a machine and he said he didn't gamble..I gave him a roll of quarters and said "there now you're not gambling your money"...anyway he won a couple of hundred with that roll and then he was hooked.
Few hours later I said "Come on Dan lets go", he said "where" I said "We're going to go get you laid remember". "oh no I'm playing this machine now"...wtf faggot.
Driving back to L.A. we got stopped at the stateline, they apparently have a problem with bringing fruit and veg from state to state because of fruit flies...the cop or whatever he was flags us down, I rolled down the window and he said
"Hi, any fruits in the car"
I pointed at in the back and said "only Dan".The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-01 at 6:11 PM UTC in Shittiest city you've been toWhen I was in Vegas I was wondering around at 3am looking for my friend and this couple came up to me crying (really crying) asking for $5...I ask what for...they said "We've spent all out money and now we can't get home" I said "well how is $5 going to help"...they said "We'll use it to win back enough to go home"
...my fucking god...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-01 at 3:47 PM UTC in Shittiest city you've been toeverywhere in america is shitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-01 at 3:22 PM UTC in My best guess as to why all these female teachers keep banging their students...teachers have become younger and younger, so theres a closer age gap where this will happen. my gf fucked an 18 year old guy when she was 30 yo. And just pumped her full of jizz. She got pregnant and now has a 4 year old daughter he doesn't see or take care of and hasn't seen in years, and has 2 other kids w two other different women.. i guess they were just horny lol
when i first met her i asked if i could cum in her and she was all like smirking and shrugging and said "i guess if you want to it" I didn't. But anyways we got married so i've already done the deed so we will see how this turns out.
some girls just like young looking guys, back in the summer i was all clean shaven and i look pretty "boyish" and this lady 38 kept going on about how i cute I am and she likes younger guys and is glad i lost the beard.
her ex husband comes over for some reason while we were slippin it in in the hot tub and she flipped out and so did he and i was like "sorry breh, she said you guys were divorced" and he was like "WE ARE!" He told me to get my skinny ass out of there before he breaks my face, she told him to fuck off and that i am lovely. He got pissed off and left.
Bitches be triflin, chicken.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-01 at 3:18 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsFin waking up with that deformed codd on his brain wishing it was tapping his tonsils smfh
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When your paycheck and taxes drop at the same damn time
I’m Rich Bitch !!
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2019-03-01 at 3:12 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
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2019-03-01 at 11:20 AM UTC in Merging a call between 2 chinese restaurants LOLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-01 at 5:49 AM UTC in If you could make $100,000 from a crime, would you?
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers And anyone that thinks you can't retire on 100,000$ is fucking cray cray. Aldra usually makes sense….
A small house out in the suburbs here is like $350k at the bare minimum. The average superannuation payout is like $500-600k, meaning you're expected to live off of that from when you retire to when you die.
I mean, of course you could potentially invest the 100k and make a lot more from it (via the stock market, drugs, property or whatever else) but that's always a gamble and it's really beside the point - assuming you're 30 or so, $100k by itself will really only last you a few years of living expensesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-01 at 5 AM UTC in No deal in Hanoi as Orange Man refuses to end sanctions on North Korea
Originally posted by DietPiano Halt nuke production and throw them a few bill for every certain percentage of denuke
that's just it, NK wants a token of goodwill, ie. partial sanctions withdrawal for the shutdown of major facilities. The US is saying they'll only consider removing sanctions once the nuclear shutdown is complete.
Don't forget that NK was burned by this before - there was a similar deal in the 90s-2000s; after NK began destroying it's nuclear program the US tacked on the absurd condition that all of their military sites needed to be inspected for compliance which torpedoed the deal.
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2019-03-01 at 2:01 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..You remind me of Sesame Street.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-01 at 1:58 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Every year my grammy gives me a bottle of old spice and every year i shove it straight up my ass and i smell amazing the whole yearThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-28 at 11:24 PM UTC in Influx of incest porn
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed I guess as you get bored with normie porn you just want weirder and weirder and more fucked up shit.
If you don't mind it or are into it, check out harper the fox. She's the most natural actor I've seen in porn. Only movies I've watched in full.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-02-28 at 11:20 PM UTC in Koala gets kicked out of tree and criesThey also have two penises
And iirc the females have a full reproductive tract for both vaginas, which is kinda cool.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-02-28 at 10:51 PM UTC in Can turning sharply at high speeds blow your power steering?Yes it can create bubbles & vacuums in the fluid that can split aging hoses.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-28 at 10:46 PM UTC in What sort of compliments do ugly people give each other when they have sex?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
