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Posts That Were Thanked by Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed

  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed That's like 10x more than I would have guessed.

    Well there's are lot of posts, 600k, and another ~100k in PMs so that's like 1.5KB per post? I mean obviously not all that data is in the posts and PMs table, and it's after compression, but I wouldn't say it's outlandish. I imagine a lot of that space is in the thread flags table which is theoretically the Cartesian product of users and threads (although in actuality it's sparse because not everyone has a thread against every thread, just the ones they've viewed, which is still quite a lot).

    Oh and there's houston data in there too which is probably significant.

    Originally posted by gadzooks Hey, do you mind if I do a full archive of the site?

    You can name the throttle interval per request (right now I'm thinking either 1 thread a second - which would take about 10 hours if my math is right… although ideally 4 requests a second would be nice, but I'll let you call the shots on this. I don't want to DDoS the site or some shit lol).

    I have a script set up and ready to go that sequentially reads each thread (from thread 1 to thread 35213)…

    It's ready to parse all the data relevant to each post (timestamp, user who posted it, thread it was posted in, etc).

    It's a one time procedure, then I can reconstruct it however necessary/desired in the future from the archived data and won't have to burden the servers again…

    What say you, Lanny?

    Yeah, go for it. If you want to write a management command (django's mechanism for scripts that don't happen as part of the request/response cycle) to pull it straight from the DB and dump it into some CSV files or something I wouldn't mind running it and just sending you the output instead of you having to scrape everything. Obviously it would have to only output publicly available data but that's probably cleaner than parsing the markup and trying to extract content that way.
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  2. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed It's actually about a bunch of small farmers who are driven bankrupt in the Great Depression/Dust Bowl, so travel to California in a Jalopy Car to seek their fortune, and wind up picking fruit for next to nothing. They have nothing to eat but stolen grapes, so eat them and wind up shitting grape goo. I guess that's where the title comes from (it's also an Old Testament/Torah phrase).

    The book is boring as fuck and quite bizarre. It drips of hatred and bigotry. Anyone who claims they enjoy it is either lying or a sick fuck.

    I later had enough life experience to put the whole thing together and realised it was written by a slimy, subversive, wealthy, communist jedi who hated everyone involved simply because they were white - California Plantation owner and Oakie just alike.

    I could read Soy reviews all day.
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  3. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls yeah i never really read shit like that but i enjoyed it

    What was good about it?
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  4. Originally posted by gadzooks Wow, how many different ways can you re-word the exact same claim?

    Welcome to the new meat thread.
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  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by SHARK I don't think a philosophical zombie is conceivable in a functional sense. All you have to concede is that if there is an explanation for why a particular experience is the way it is rather than some other way. What does it mean to actually have a conscious experience? If something behaves in that way in a mechanical sense, then that is what it means to have that experience. So I don't think there is a way to conceive of a universe identical to ours but minus conscious experience.

    Lanny, read I Am A Strange Loop by Doug Hofstadter. Information structures can have some very interesting properties that, in a complicated relationship, could probably be conscious, or at least think they are conscious… At which point, what is the difference?

    You're not even defining consciousness.

    How the fuck are you going to assert claims about such a vague, ambiguous phenomenon.

    You basically just created an entire thread to state that "the hard problem is a thing."

    No shit, Sherlock.

    Care to provide some kind of actual contribution? Or are you just trying to drop a bunch of terms of art to give off the impression that you actually know anything?

    The only depth you possess is that associated with your colon being pounded by bus station hobos.
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  6. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung Sinaloa Supermeth

    lol fucker you're on about 8 cups of coffee
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  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Nil Any context OP?

    did he fast track a certain category of immigrants or???

    The context is he is not following through on any campaign promises. War is eternal, there will never be a wall. America is Israel's dog and if Israel feels like it the Saudis can play with America too.
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  8. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Is there anything good about that place?

    The Taj Mahal, if you can get there to see it without being raped...đź‘Ť
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  9. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by gadzooks It could literally happen to anyone. People don't just get bit by the pedophile bug and turn out that way.

    There's a case of a guy having a brain tumor causing pedofilic urges, when it was removed the urges stopped.

    yada yada yada

    there is no free will.
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  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Roger Penrose is a world renowned physicist who has a (entirely speculative, of course) theory that quantum activity inside of microtubules (inside of neurons) are somehow giving rise to the emergent phenomenon of conscious experience.

    He's anything but a crackpot; a very prominent and respected scientist. But of course it is, at this point in time, mere speculation.

    The hard problem is called that for a reason. A lot of prominent philosophers have outright emphatically stated that the hard problem is, by it's very nature, irresolvable.

    Until we devise scientific equipment that can measure the immeasurable, all we're gonna get are speculative theories.
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  11. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I FUCKING LOVE this shit.
    If you drink the good stuff you don't even get a hangover.
    Just a tired feeling the next day no biggie.
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  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Lanny told me he's working towards a PHD, and his doctorate is based on us losers. The symbiotic relationship between a bunch of ricidivist, recalcitrant, drug addicted faggots.
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  13. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    The parents of the kids MJ molested loved the free shit they were getting so they literally pimped their sons out to him, knowing full well he was a pedophile. He even bought at least one of the victims families a house. They just tried not to think about the fact he was a pedophile, fucking their sons up the ass. Some of them may have actually got off on it. These are the kind of feminized money loving faggots that will destroy not only the white race but the rest of humanity along with it if they aren't put in check. Absolute scum.

    That's why they need to be skinned alive and raped up their asses by a thousand goats while being splashed periodically with lemon juice while Michael Jackson's hit songs are played on loop in at full volume for several days, before their heads are cut off and put on display.

    America is good at faggotry, no wonder muslims consider it "The Great Satan".
    In a way they're right. Modern day soddom and gomorrah.

    I can't think of any type of people I feel more hatred for than people like those kids parents.
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  14. Krow African Astronaut
    He's Afghan Girl


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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you were gay before you had sex with any guys though
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  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Also loling at the tape over the webcam.

    he's crazier and dumber than a shit house rat
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  17. Originally posted by HTS I don't really do anything interesting and I'm not confident enough in any of my interests to share them with people, lest they get shit on and I start to feel bad.

    You are much more interesting than you think and I wish you posted more. It’s a shame really.
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  18. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Methuselah Honestly, looking at the video, if I was driving I might not have been able to stop in time even if I was paying attention. The fuckin retard was literally crossing the street slowly in the darkest possible spot between streetlights. Also why didn’t she move? I mean if you’re in the middle of the street in the dead of night and see a car coming toward you, wouldn’t you speed up a little bit to get out of the way?

    Obviously the jedi's entitlement meant she thought the goyim driving the car would stop for her.
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  19. Originally posted by WellHung great question. At this point , I hope not because I don't want them to steal from me.

    Change the locks on the door. Since it’s your house now you’re allowed to do that
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  20. Originally posted by Grylls What makes you think it went shitty?

    He just said it’s because the first fuckin thing out his mouth was that he already got another job so the whole thing is a waste of everyone’s time. Then they all proceeded to go through the motions for 45 mins even tho no one gave a fuck. Sounds pretty bad to me
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