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  1. G African Astronaut
    My current personal vehicular love interest :

    2000 Jaguar X308/XJ8 thus far I've rebuilt the problematic ZF tranny w/ a forged drum & upgraded pressure regulator, all metal timing tensioners & guides,beefed up the rear differential w/ a modified ratio(not @ liberty to reveal here lol). Full suspension replacement(all shocks,bushings,mounts,bump stops) & wheel bearings.

    Audio :
    Head Unit : Kenwood DPX501BT (one of the few that would fit without having to hack everything beyond OEM recovery option)
    Speakers : (Door) Rockford Fosgate P165 6.5' 2-ways w/ Memphis Audio 12' subs & amp in ported enclosure rear firing in trunk.



    Wheels :
    November 2018 I upgraded my base Starburst Jag rims to the rarer Pentas(I found dead stock & shipped from a Coventry England warehouse). The Pentas are standard on the older XJR(supercharged version) & are 18' as opposed to the 16' that came standard on mine. I didn't want to sacrifice any ride comfort, so instead of the OEM called for 255/40R18 tire I went w/ 245/45/18 Michelin Pilot Sport A/S 3+. Which fits the wheel well much better & the sidewall doesn't sacrifice much if any support for comfort , it also has a slight lip for rim protection = win/win lol. Really pleased with the set-up, refined when need be & still a beast on the bends !

    Being the car's nearly 20 years old, the last thing I have to do is coming up March 2nd & that's the paint. It looks great @ about 7-10 feet but since I started washing & waxing it myself, I noticed all the clear coat faults & dings. She will be @ 100% complete come spring 2019 !





    Also pondering going w/ the very rare full wood wheel, even though I hunted for monthes to find the proper conditioned half-wood wheel I installed just 3 mo.'s ago lol.

    Current half-wood :



    Full Wood :

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  2. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by HTS As a horribly ugly person, I just don't get compliments. Simple, really.

    Nah you're not ugly. You got beautiful eyes and you're really pretty
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  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Will Return.
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  4. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Go look in a trannies fridge…soy milk.

    How many trannies fridges you been in?
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  5. GGGG Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by gadzooks Have fun being a miserable prick with no friends your whole life

    He's always got my tiny mexican dick which is more than you will ever have. The length of our penises combined would make you blush you single loser!

    Enjoy sleeping in your bed alone, I spend every night with his hairy balls in my mouth, I'm like an electric blanket for his testicles.

    And yeah I consider anyone who can't deep throat 10 inches of cock minimum to be an NPC. Way to shut him down multiple times in this thread Captain Lover.

    You made gadzooks look like a dumbass fool xD you should see all the shit he says about you in the Kik group omg SAVAGE haha.
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  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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  7. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut






    sauted some kale, onion, orange peppers & a little left over pork loin roast into 2 scrambled eggs, topped with a little cheddar cheese/pepper. turned out pretty good.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    and stockholm syndrome
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  9. Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    No, it's to make the frogs gay
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  10. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo That's what happens in a country with no marijuana. They think they can suppress human vice, but even worse more abhorrent vices always surface when they do. Fuckin chinks ching chong bing bong

    Are you 16 and just smoked weed for the first time
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  11. GGGG Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Ahmed No, why don't YOU fuck ME in the ass

    There must be a way we can both have a our penises inside each other at the exact same time... Does anyone know if this is physically possible?
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  12. Originally posted by Mahmoud I've been worrying about this shit since this morning. The major airports have been shut down so I can't even fly my parents out.

    Imran Khan is trying his hardest to negotiate peace rn but India is raring to go because it will help the BJP politically. Fuck Modi. I have many friends on the other side of the border who say that this is exactly what the BJP wants, and about half the nation is holding their heads trying to convince their neighbours to not be retarded.

    Send me your moms samosa recipe, thanks.
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  13. Originally posted by Firekrochfatty keekeekeek @ a mint. Hell, they don't even use deodorant over there!!

    You always get a mint at Indian restaurants with your bill...at least you do at the ones I go to. As a woman you probably don't ever see the bill so are unaware of this.

    Thank you come again.
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  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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  16. Ahmed Yung Blood (banned)
    As a proud gay american muslim I will not listen to your bullshit gadzooks

    I'd still let you fuck me in the ass though
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  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=c3UY_1551110405

    Live porpoise being sold in a market, goddam. Wonder was it for food or what?

    Wow who the fuck does that. That is so fucked up. In South China thats absolutely for food. Its all the Cantonese people in Guangdong. They're fucking vile.

    There's a saying in chinese about them eating everything in the room but the table.
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  20. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Anybody else notice that like 50% of porn nowadays is some kind of incest porn? You've got the quality ones like HarperTheFox who actually have really good stories and conversation that feels natural. Then you have the disgusting mother fucks his son shit where it's some 50 year old lady with saggy tits. Even worse when it's the dad. Then there are the step-brother and step-sister ones which are a hilariously step from regular old incest. There's also the really creepy stuff where the 'sister' pretends to be like 11 with her pigtails and talks about mommy and daddy.

    Why so much incest porn? Most of it has little to no story and is just like regular porn.

    I do suggest watching harper the fox just to see what natural dialogue in porn looks like. I don't like the incest bit but I'm trying to find more stuff that has dialogue like this and I can't. It feels like you're watching something private and personal instead of just two people fucking.


    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ad8cf98ec8c9
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