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Cats are jerks

  1. #1
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    >about to computer
    >suddenly this walks up onto the keyboard and sits down



    She was just gonna sit there the whole damn day!
  2. #2
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    My cat jumped across my keyboard and my screen turned 90 degrees. Took me a week to fix it. And what combination of keys did he press and what is the purpose of it? Jerk
  3. #3
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    shes trying to keep her ass warm
  4. #4
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria >about to computer
    >suddenly this walks up onto the keyboard and sits down



    She was just gonna sit there the whole damn day!

    See that video game controller behind her. hit her in the head with it.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho My cat jumped across my keyboard and my screen turned 90 degrees. Took me a week to fix it. And what combination of keys did he press and what is the purpose of it? Jerk

    Lolol
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls shes trying to keep her ass warm

    pretty sure thats a guy cat
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    but anyways, yeah my cat literally turns on the gas stove, no one believes me, but he does.
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Krow See that video game controller behind her. hit her in the head with it.

    purrrrrty sure thats a a guy cat.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby pretty sure thats a guy cat

    what makes you think its a male cat?
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls what makes you think its a male cat?

    uh because it looks like a male cat... smh... you people are the living end sometimes i swear..
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby uh because it looks like a male cat… smh… you people are the living end sometimes i swear..

    yea im pretty sure its a female cat
  12. #12
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    It's a gay cat.
  13. #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    That's one of many reasons why I like cats so much.
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  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lmfao a kitty sitting on a keyboard . What a silly goose.
  15. #15
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby purrrrrty sure thats a a guy cat.

    Hey Bill Krozby

    read OP's original post

    "She was just gonna sit there the whole damn day!"
  16. #16
    Shrooms Houston
    Hikomori cat buy it computer floor mattress and tv
  17. #17
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    All cats look female to me.
  18. #18
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Also loling at the tape over the webcam.
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  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Also loling at the tape over the webcam.

    he's crazier and dumber than a shit house rat
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  20. #20
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria >about to computer
    >suddenly this walks up onto the keyboard and sits down



    She was just gonna sit there the whole damn day!

    the reason being it saw you touching the keyboard a lot.

    it just want to be touched as much as you have touched the keyboard.
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