I dice up an onion and 4 cloves of garlic and throw it all in a slow cooker along with a kielbasa and a drained can/jar/bag of sauerkraut, a big pinch of 'unwashed' poppy seeds, and pepper to taste, and I cook it on low for five hours, stirring occasionally.
then I feast.
a loaf of pumpernickel and a light lager makes it even better.
Y'all really need to keep this marital bitching in private. Stop fucking up threads. Please guys. Y'all may not like eachother, bu I've never seen reason to fully hate you guys. So just keep it to a minimum.
c'mon, hewfil...this sort of thing has always gone with the territory.
Once I saw some old nigger smoking crack off a coke can, in one of those bus shelters at the bus stop in youngstown ohio. Another time I was riding downtown on the bus with all these old people, and as we slowed to a stop at the stoplight, out the left side window there was a shirtless nigger pistol-whipping this white girl in a grocery store parking lot. Everyone on the bus turned to look, then turned away as the bus slowly started through the green light.
-edit- thought I should add, just for lanny's sake, at the time, guns were highly illegal in youngstown, only cops or VIP's carried them.
There's nothing wrong with "subservience" or deference to authority when that authority is better qualified than you are. In fact the majority of things we do, we do by consulting a well qualified authority (when you're sick you consult medical authority, when you don't know something you consult the authority of someone more knowledgable, a minority of effective truths in our lives are self-discovered). It makes sense then that it's in everyone's interest to elevate the qualified to authority, and that when the qualified seek authority that's a good thing.
Seeking a qualified opinion, or even hiring an expert, is a far cry from subservience.
I've had to replace pipes under my sink and install a garbage disposal etc, so if its something easy like that, I can help somewhat, just take pictures if you have problems explaining something or whatever.
the one and only time infinityshock might actually be useful, he isn't around.
I suck at this sort of thing, but you are going to have to find the main water valve to your house and shut it off. If you have a basement, it might be up in the rafters down there, follow the pipes with your eyes until you see a spigot. and turn it off. then find where the leak is, exactly, by following the pipes visually through the house until you see where its leaking. If its a place where the pipes meet, there might be a bad washer in there. Just get whatever new parts you need at the store, if you need to replace a pipe, its not too hard, just get a new one. If the leaks are not coming from the pipes, and is coming from the water heater itself, then IDK what to tell you. If you get a pipe wrench, plumbers putty, thread tape, a pair of needlenose pliers, and a plumbing snake, you can pretty much fix most plumbing issues yourself.