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2015-08-19 at 7:41 PM UTC in Who's the quintessential member?
dang man, looks like i didnt make the squad.
once we find out who's alt you are, then maybe you will be ranked. -
2015-08-19 at 6:25 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionthank god, I just found a good weed hookup.
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2015-08-19 at 6:21 PM UTC in Do you feel like shit all of the time?
All jokes aside, how many of you can say that you're truly happy with your lives?
me, until the last few weeks
now I fucking hate life -
2015-08-19 at 5:27 PM UTC in The end of days september 2015 Blood moon risingthat's not the real steven hawking, he died along time ago and they just propped some retard in a chair to pronounce 'truths' about the universe.
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2015-08-19 at 5:25 PM UTC in speedball for babbysif codeine were easily available here, I would try making me some krokodil
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2015-08-19 at 3:30 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
I recently ate 25grams of Crouton in a 4 hour period, two 10g dosings and a 5 thinking "is it working?.. wtf I was tricked into eating shit that tastes like tea" now Ive had nothing at all today save for some pot Ive been feeling like shit. Crouton only seemed to help with the sneeze, rls sand a slight bit with the overall ache. Fucking site went out of stock fast as shit monday… hopefully they restocksoon… Imgoing back to college next week.
where are you getting yours? the places I use, 5 grams is a good dose. I weaned myself off poppy seed tea with 10 gram doses. the only drawback is that it is gross and only lasts three hours.
I think its going to be hard to get in the future, multi-ton shipments are being held up at customs -
2015-08-19 at 3:16 PM UTC in So I have Ashley's address...
positive experiences leave a much more salient impression on people.
yeah, but be careful, sploo, salients can lead to pockets, and then you're fucked.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salien...ts_and_pockets
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2015-08-19 at 3:12 PM UTC in The end of days september 2015 Blood moon rising
The good aliens have complete backups of the entire planet and everything on it, going right back to the world's creation, including backups of all the species we have killed off, and backups of all humans who have been killed off throughout history, including their personalities, appearance, traits, strengths and weaknesses, right down to every single atom in their bodies and every hair on their heads. Their highly advanced molecular and genetic technology, coupled with powerful computers, allows them to bring back anything at all to a state which it was, including the dead. This is how Jesus was able to raise persons from the dead, walk on water, feeds thousands on a few fishes and a few loaves of bread, and instantly heal sicknesses and injuries. They have been keeping a meticulous account of every single action and every single atom on our planet since the creation of the world. There is nothing they don't know about every single one of us.
when I read stuff like this, or the scientists' latest assertions that we are 'in a simulation', the first thing I think of is, maybe god is real. -
2015-08-19 at 3:11 PM UTC in everyone should get one get out of trouble card
Serving the max setence would be easier in lotsofcases.
this
but it's different when you are the one sitting in jail, and they tell you they will let you out now, with probation, or in six months when your sentence ends. It's a hard choice....
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2015-08-19 at 5:45 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Lol, that's some dedication nigga. Dosing Crouton with zero tolerance of a fucking chore, I feel like throwing the shit up half the time I don't think I could sustain a habit if I wanted to.
I just dump 5 grams into a half cup of hot water, stirred not shaken, then drink. it works surprisingly well. The hot water overcomes the hydrophobic qualities of the leaf, and it helps kick it in faster. I am so used to it now that it is pretty effortless. My ex has to use soy milk with chocolate syrup, says it tastes like ovaltine that way. -
2015-08-19 at 5:42 AM UTC in Who's the quintessential member?if you call successfully raising two kids while managing to live a middle class life completely off the proceeds of criminal activity, while avoiding prison; 'functioning in modern society', then yeah, that list is accurate.
I more see it as:
1. lanny
2. sophist
3. me
Lanny first, because his efforts to educate himself show that he will contribute to society in positive ways, and therefore function quite well; and sophist #2, because I don't know what he does for a living but I assume its something deliciously subversive, plus he is smart as a whip. -
2015-08-19 at 4:22 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionthe police here tend to beat you half to death if they think you are swallowing drugs to avoid being arrested. they try to choke you until you puke it up, stuff like that. it never happened to me, because I am and always was too slick to be caught with drugs, but it happened to friends of mine.
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2015-08-19 at 4:20 AM UTC in So I have Ashley's address...the point is to give them PTSD with your dick. they never forget that.
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2015-08-19 at 4:19 AM UTC in Who's the quintessential member?
i didnt either. you posted in my first thread ever, remember that? bros 4 lyfe. there are only like 10 active members on this site anyway. i forgot to include Bill Krozby but he's fucking Bill Krozby. besides that the list is comprehensive.
Yeah, I don't remember your first thread, but it is hard for me to resist posting in your threads. I was a lot like you 20+ years ago. Well, besides the torture porn part. I always preferred some light lesbian bdsm. -
2015-08-19 at 4:09 AM UTC in Who's the quintessential member?also, its obvious that it is the triangleists. I joined zoklet for the 'criminal social club' aspect, and stayed for the sploo and roshambo.
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2015-08-19 at 4:05 AM UTC in Who's the quintessential member?you may refer to me as 'crazy mike', the random names I choose are for obfuscation purposes alone.
also, I probably don't count, because I didn't join until zoklet. -
2015-08-19 at 3:55 AM UTC in So I have Ashley's address...
If I discovered it dead, yes, mayveryhaps as well.
have I got a story for you. earlier this week, I saw a piece of a cat on the side of the road. I couldn't even tell what part of the cat it was, but I knew it was a cat from the grey tabby pattern on the fur. It was pink underneath, because I kicked it. -
2015-08-19 at 3:53 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
http://www.powdercity.com/products/suppstuff-powder-supplement-travelroll
No officer, it's not an ammunition holder, it's just to carry around my drugs. Who the fuck orders that?
hmmm a drug bandolier? Or what is that? its even fucking camo pattern.
I would try one for Crouton, Everywhere I go, I carry around a lunch ice box with a scale, spoon, scale cup, and several quarter kilo bags, because you have to dose the shit every three hours to maintain a habit. Haven't yet had to explain to a cop what it is. Not looking forward to it. -
2015-08-19 at 3:40 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?made 850 this week
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2015-08-19 at 3:10 AM UTC in So I have Ashley's address...
she's also been reblogging exercise posts recently, probably because i called her fat. she's not overweight at all but calling a girl fat always gets to them no matter how bitchy they are, it's the female equivalent of getting kicked in the balls. it's so weird to see someone going into 10th grade get health conscious.
this is an essential truth, right here