2016-03-15 at 6:21 PM UTC
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Success
Congratulations, you foreign-sounding lump of rage.
I just got caught driving while suspended, again, nothing interesting or funny. Withdrawal in jail was fun.
have cancer or severely painful, disfiguring injuries. its simple.
2015-12-22 at 2:03 AM UTC
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Getting my life together
Bill Krozby you are such a fucking piece of shit. anyway, hydro, it was hard enough raising my two kids even with their mothers help, I imagine it is overwhelming doing it alone. You will get through it, though, you are tough. Just take each day as it comes, and sooner or later it will get easier, it always does.
2015-12-22 at 1:56 AM UTC
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I'm in Myanmar
dumpster slut will fit right in
2015-12-20 at 10:04 PM UTC
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ATTN: Spectral
You're pretty gay, 'brah'. I bet everyone here would be glad if I killed you.
2015-12-20 at 9:50 PM UTC
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The sophist hate thread
fuck psychomanthis. and fuck you, too, while we're at it.
2015-12-20 at 9:28 PM UTC
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I fucked my mom
welcome to the disease that there is no cure for
This is very relevant. I doubt anyone has paid close enough attention to my posting career to have ever noticed, but I have mentioned some years ago that one of my in-laws is a professional magician, and he has taught me some basic sleight of hand that has really come in useful from time to time. I have literally shoplifted items while standing right next to store employees, I have slipped items into my pocket while surrounded by old ladies on a Tuesday afternoon in the produce section of the grocery store, I have walked down the aisle pushing a shopping cart while simultaneously perforating a plastic container with a tiny broken piece of razorblade to remove the security tag, while making it look perfectly natural, I can probably pickpocket pretty well too but I just never went that route, it is just too 'personal' for me, I prefer to steal from businesses, not individual people.
Anyway, referring to the OP, yes, a magician would probably make a decent shoplifter, if they were so inclined.
2015-12-20 at 8:51 PM UTC
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Why am I such a fag?
there is only one way out.....do it faggot....
2015-12-20 at 8:44 PM UTC
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I got toni pregnant
Welcome to the land of failed dreams
That looks like a cross between an old lady and a gelfling from the dark crystal.
Hell, even dark rodents harley hag is better looking than that.
2015-12-09 at 5:07 AM UTC
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Dear America
You have the freedom in australia to basically wander the halls of the continent-wide insane asylum they have built for you, and basically nothing else.
