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Posts by arthur treacher

  1. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Redfern fucking sucked. People just think it was good because us zoklet people made it that way. The totse2 group who ran the place are just terrible human beings, treacherous and tiresome and just generally worthless except as a source of cheap spam. The only one who never acted in an underhanded way is Idiosyncracy, but fuck him. He knows that his people are liars and snakes and still supports them. I don't really wanna go into a big long discussion about them because this is boring and I am glad they are gone, but whoever doxxed idio was just doing what our community does to people who deserve to get fucked, and he deserved it, after the way he sat around snickering while his friends plotted to destroy arnox's board. I mean, why the fuck is he running a board if he is so vulnerable? I don't feel a bit sorry for the guy, he signed up for the job.
  2. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I may have posted once before about how I was making a greek salad during a trip once and I had this really long, vivid hallucination of a whole life living on an ionian isle (part of greece) as I would imagine it to have been in like 200BC.

    I remember this, it stood out to me for some reason. I am not sure that greeks actually ate salads, but otherwise it sounds cool as hell.

    I worked in a greek restaurant when I was a teenager, and my boss was full-blooded greek and he was cool as hell. He used to get us all high and shit in the cooler, and let me drive his monte carlo SS to go to the grocery store sometimes when we ran out of something.

    One time he went on vacation for a week and his wife, Gina, was put in charge. She was a mean bitch. She was such a cunt that everyone called her 'Va-Geena' behind her back. She terrorized the waitresses during that week, and fired the best one for something petty.

    When he came back from vacation, we were all working when he found out what happened. He started beating the shit out of Vageena right in the middle of the kitchen, and eventually the weightlifter cook managed to drag him off of her. It was hilarious.
  3. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Anglo saxon as fuck over here, with just a touch of Amerindian. More anglo than saxon.
  4. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    While we are necro-bumping the shit out of threads lately, here's one:


    OP is absolutely right, you people sort of brought this on yourselves.
  5. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Italians are a criminally minded mud-race that, much like 'hispanics', cannot control themselves emotionally.
  6. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    hey bradley good to see you around (thought you were gay)



    Bradley doesn't use alts.
  7. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    That disappoints me.
  8. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    OP has humongous burgers.
  9. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Google "snort welbutrin" check images FUCKEN LOLD


    Does it show a destroyed septum? Sploo's fucking nose is going to cave in one day.
  10. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    As to what to pour in her gas tank, I would use laundry detergent, personally. Get a big funnel with a long neck and a gallon of expensive laundry detergent (because cheap is more watered down). Do it when its dark outside.

    Also:

    Call her workplace every hour and ask for her, no matter what they say, call back every hour. Tell them that it is an emergency.

    Tell her parents that she has a drug problem and you are very concerned for her.

    Tell everyone who would possibly know her or know of her that she has been a prostitute before.

    Make friends with as many really dangerous, unstable homeless people as you can find, and show them lots of pictures of her and convince them that she is a fetishist and a masochist and would love it if they would break into her house and rape her at knifepoint.

    Kill animals and mutilate the corpse, a new one every day, and leave them on her doorstep. Don't be seen doing this, you might end up on the local news.

    The old favorite standby of buying 2 pounds of of fresh fish filets and shoving them up into her dryer vent outlet, as many as will fit.

    Have hard drugs delivered to her work, with her name as the addressee but the employer as the location address.

    Have gigantic veiny black dildos sent to her parents house, with her name as the addressee but with 'care of' in her parents name and their numerical address...they will be just curious enough to open it, and will feel justified because their name is on it too.

    Drive by shooting

    Arson

    Rape

    More rape

    and finally, you could just save yourself the time and trouble of giving a shit about her and moving on, because revenge is such time and effort and expense sometimes, and it is never worth it over women. Only money.




  11. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Holy fuck.

    From the outside looking in, this thread had nothing of value. "A song for Bill Krozby"...the title promises nothing and yet implies a certain potential awkwardness, a possibility of three minutes spent reading something boring or maybe even pitiful. Out of boredom, I gave it a chance anyway, and it turned into one of the best threads I have seen here so far.
  12. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Inb4 herpes

    Hah, Bill Krozby's herpes have herpes that have herpes. He is riddled with veneral diseases.


    related to the thread topic of blowjobs…i am wholly un-fond of them. from the first knob-slobbing i ever received, i never had any desire to receive one, yet due to the absolute irony of the universe, the most recent primary recipient of my penile plundering 'loves giving head'…and thats a quote. now foreplay for me involves getting a blowjob and pretending to enjoy it.

    That's too bad. blowjobs > intercourse.
  13. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    niggergrant ancestors

    heh
  14. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    your opiate receptors aren't fried, they will grow back. its the other drugs that are making you feel bad. but now you can't quit them without suffering horribly, even worse than an opiate withdrawal, so I don't know what to tell you.
  15. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I bet you wouldn't like it if you had to smell mustard for a half hour straight. I bet you would at least get up and move away from it. That's just about what I did. I didn't want to hear it anymore, so I stopped watching the episode and moved on to the next one. I never did see the end of that one.

    The next one I saw was the episode where they do mushrooms, it was the best one yet.
  16. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    So many guys are uncomfortable with gay sex. What's up with that? Why are you all such pussies?



    Yeah, I am a pussy because nature made me repelled at the thought of two members of the same sex engaged in anal coitus. Speaking of anal coitus, I am not a big fan of anal sex as it is, let alone listening to two men grunting for 30 minutes straight, as 'entertainment'.

    Buttholes are just gross to me. Is that ok with you? Can I not be a homophobe and still have a problem with gays because they love buttholes and get traces of feces all over their bedsheets and bodies? Jeeze.

    You politically correct gay 'activist' types remind me of a story my daughter told me last week, how this girl in her class isn't attracted to black guys and doesn't want to go out with this black kid who keeps asking her out and now everyone is calling her a racist.
  17. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I find this show 6/10...it's funny sometimes but I would never go out of my way to watch it.

    I am more of a 'workaholics' guy, though I hated it when I first saw it. It grew on me, I guess. Sometimes there is too much gay shit on there though, like over the top gay shit that disturbs me, like the episode with the bodybuilders fucking, I had to turn that off.
  18. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I believe that they are going to make a run at Trump soon, an attempt on his life. With all the disturbances and violence at his rallies; and then that guy running up and almost getting within touching distance; and then stories like this: https://www.yahoo.com/news/secret-manpower-shortage-campaigns-ramp-212822725.html .

    I also remember El Chapo's twitter representatives saying some ominous things back and forth with Trumps twitter representatives (because I don't believe these people run their own twitter account) implying that Trump's life was in danger, and probably some other stuff I missed.

    If it happens, no one will be surprised when some muslim or hispanic nobody takes him out because 'racism and oppression'. The left is going to pull out their old 'Alexander the 2nd' playbook and have some true believer sacrifice his or her self for the 'cause'.
  19. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Meth makes me want to do all kinds of freaky sex shit, like finding a worn-out slut, a really whor-ey looking prostitute or something, and pin her down to the mattress with my forearm in the back of her neck with her face buried in the bed while I'm fucking her; or have her repeatedly bite me on the chest hard, or get another girl in on it and watch them hurt and choke each other, I like that shit...but I get really bad speed dick from meth, I mean it totally dies and shrivels up until it is almost sucked up into my body. So while my mind is on fire with lust, my body literally is unresponsive to sexual stimuli. It is confusing, enraging, and embarrassing. Fuck meth.
  20. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Im so fucking glad I don't post here on a regular basis anymore



    What a coincidence
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