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Some people stay far away from the door, if theres a chance if it opening up... Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-11-03 at 1:44 AM UTC by Technologist	6
I wish I had the money to erect an underground bunker to live in. Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-11-04 at 6:47 PM UTC by vindicktive vinny	9
I forgot to put oil in the lo-mein noodles i made at work today. Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-30 at 10:58 PM UTC by Needledick Needledick Needledick	1
Imagine if somebody committed suicide on Christmas or Christmas eve, and their note was... Needledick Needledick Needledick	2022-04-05 at 8:52 PM UTC by vindicktive vinny	22
Shows that were advertised that they would be good but didn't take off. Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-27 at 12:23 AM UTC by Greenspam	2
I need to get a high quality toupee. Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-25 at 9:02 PM UTC by Vitamin G	6
What has the eyes of a reptile, the back feet of a rabbit, the nose of a possum? Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-25 at 12:28 AM UTC by -SpectraL	2
If you did something like the Oklahoma City bombing, except you told them to evacuate the building … Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-22 at 4:02 PM UTC by Vitamin G	2
If you were tied to a bunch of balloons that almost equaled out your weight, and a leaf blower... Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-20 at 2:28 AM UTC by Fonaplats	2
I should just throw all my dirty sheets and clothes in the bathtub, and go take a bath. Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-18 at 8:18 PM UTC by username:	3
I've just been in 3 car rear end accident and the guilty driver fled 🤦 Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-20 at 1:46 AM UTC by Speedy Parker	50
Needlemon juice! Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-17 at 7:58 AM UTC by GAAAAALM	5
Parking lot seagulls. Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-11-25 at 7:06 PM UTC by WellHung	14
I'm just gonna kill myself if ever get a kidney stone. Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-15 at 5:14 PM UTC by mmQ	2
Handing out candy to kids on Halloween while shitfaced. Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-15 at 5:56 PM UTC by vindicktive vinny	9
Should small dick jokes be hate speech? Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-15 at 10:06 PM UTC by Obbe	38
Imagine being a caveman. Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-13 at 6:24 AM UTC by Needledick Needledick Needledick	1
Whatever the news says is gospel. Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-13 at 12:43 AM UTC by aldra	2
I wish my job could just be watching security cameras Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-09 at 9:37 PM UTC by Needledick Needledick Needledick	1
I think I need a hard reset from alcohol & trucks. Needledick Needledick Needledick	2019-10-07 at 3:50 AM UTC by Solstice	3

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