I need to get a high quality toupee.

1. 2019-10-25 at 2:33 AM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   An expensive high quality one that looks real and the hairstyle looks cool. My hair sucks (even without/ before it began thinning) and if I had one of those I could put it on like a hat and instant cool hair.
2. 2019-10-25 at 5:46 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   You could also fuck a nigger.👍
3. 2019-10-25 at 5:58 AM UTC

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   Vitamin G African Astronaut
   What kind would you get
4. 2019-10-25 at 6:12 AM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ^ Something that looks similar to this, maybe a just a little bit shorter.
   
   

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5. 2019-10-25 at 6:16 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   §m£ÂgØL is more handsome than that guy.
6. 2019-10-25 at 9:02 PM UTC

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   Vitamin G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung §m£ÂgØL is more handsome than that guy.

   
   I'm more handsome than most men.