If you were tied to a bunch of balloons that almost equaled out your weight, and a leaf blower...

1. 2019-10-20 at 2:26 AM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ...Could you fly around?
2. 2019-10-20 at 2:28 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   thermonomics say no