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Posts by EasyDoesIt

  1. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    I lived a life like yours once.

    Was on the GI Bill, was in college as a transfer student (sophomore) at age 21. That meant I was old enough to have confidence and bang hot girls but not so old that I was out of my own league. I just got out of the military so I was in good shape and worked our on the reg. Always had the best drugs and whatever. Had good grades because I wasn't a retard (getting good grades in college is like getting stickers in kindergarten - nothing to brag about). Yes, even in engineering. It's mainly about time management.

    The thing is that having money, smoking good weed, and fucking hot girls is cool in your twenties but you get over it if you grow up. Granted, I know a lot of people who never grow up and they spend their whole life trying to preserve what they had in their twenties, but these guys are usually very anxious or pathetic "Tucker Max" types that are usually idolized by young people but make grown-up adults cringe.

    Basically, have fun while you still can. There's nothing wrong with what you're doing (so long as you're using protection and you're prepared to get HPV anyway). Just don't get arrogant over thinking that you're accomplishing anything or that this will satisfy you.


    I mean, haven't you read Faust?
  2. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    Won't somebody please think of the children?!
  3. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    Stop shitposting your mmmmmunintelligible shit

    I say the same thing about the refuse you refer to as "music."

    The difference is at the end of the day I know what I'm doing is a joke, whereas your whole life is a joke and don't know it.

  4. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    This is the thread of a defeated man. :(


    The fuck you talkin' about. This is arguably one of the best threads on the site.

    Also lol@dissociator's massive butthurt and defending his "music" that any retard with software could make.
  5. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    That would be one hell of a trick.

    I didn't say I'd fall for it.
  6. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    For fun! I've never been to a swinger's club, unless you consider a gay dive bar in Tampa called 'Valentine's' a swinger's club, what with all the promiscuous sexual activities taking place inside, outside, and even in-between the establishment. Lots of swapping, let me put it that way. Like a hands-on live-action rag-doll exhibit with a $10 cover charge. A buffet of butts- all you can fucking eat just BUTTS. Guys propped up on the bar counter getting their assholes sucked by drunk teenage boys who 'snuck' in. Under-the-table blowjobs, handjobs, rimjobs, footjobs, legjobs, kneejobs, thighjobs, younameitjobs, it was happening, under EVERY table. A lengthy corridor of a back room known as 'Grand Central Station' where you'd find no less than 20 males playing a deviant version of musical chairs under a few dimly lit black-lights. That's where I spent most of my time.

    I made a comment one night after a guy made mention that he'd like to suck Jake Delhomme's cock, telling him that he'd probably let him. As I repeat it, it sounds like the lamest fucking attempt at a joke I could possibly have thought up, but man at the time it got our table into a real uproar of laughter. Aside from being a comedic hit among the LGBTQ crowd, I was fancied with many free ales, shots, and mixed-beverages. I was one of the best dancers known to frequent the place, but I rarely danced because I'm humble. I was offered a fair amount of free drugs but declined again, because I'm humble. I guess I did some meth one night and got into some weird shenanigans with a bisexual girl same as age as me, but that would be the sole occasion involving drugs other than alcohol or ghb.

    Anyway.

    A couple invited me to a place like that once but I didn't go because I'm pretty sure it was just a ruse for the male try and trick me into fucking his hairy asshole (not my thing).
  7. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    This is like some Wintermute shit.
  8. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    Maybe don't make it habit, bro. Haha.

    Yeah that's probably pretty wise.
  9. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    It was more than one though.
  10. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    What drug did you take?

    I don't remember
  11. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    kwok grebbed
  12. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    Well I mean I consider being molested consensual because I was cool with it but it all depends on semantics

    Such a great sense of humor. No wonder you're so such a well adjusted person.
  13. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    I'm pretty sure I made this same thread on zoklet, and if I didn't, I should have, but I'm pretty certain I did.

    This is actually something that happened to me last night.

    I started to write about it but I deleted it. Basically I got really fucked up for the first time in like 3 years, went to a swinger's club, and watched some dude's wife get fucked on the dance floor. He he asked me if I wanted to fuck her, at which point I told him I was heterosexual but I wasn't afraid to fuck a girl in front of the whole club. At this point he was obviously very drunk and trying to tell me he wasn't afraid either. He had a really heavy accent and said "I AIN'T AFRAID! TELL YA WHAT BUD, I'LL GRAB YOUR COCK!" I just fucking lost it and started geeking out there in the club thinking about "tell ya wot owl greb yer kwok" and had a flashback.

    I'm pretty much done with this.
  14. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

    MMQ U NO EXACTLY WAT IM TOKIN ABOUT
  15. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    [ATTACH=CONFIG]temp_45_1454180184614_933[/ATTACH]grebbin dat kwok
  16. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    FRIENDS

    OWL START OFF HERE BIE SAYIN THAT THUR R OWL THESE KWOKS OUT THUR N I KIN GREB SUM BUT NOT OWL THESE KWOKS SO I NEED TO RELY ON THE GRATE TOTSE BROTHERHOOD THAT BROT US SUCH SEREUS FRENDSHIP IN KWOM ROD ER REE WE NEED TO BAND TOGETHER TO GREBB OWL THESE KWOKS SO I CAME UP WITH THE KWOK GREBBERS ASSOCIATION WE BASICALLY GET TOGETHER AND WE FIND KWOKS IN GREB THEM WHEN PEEPLE ARE WOCKING DOWN THE STREET UR DOIN THEYRE THING AT WORK SINCE WE R ALL JOBLESS WE JUST WOK UP TO EM AN SAY AYE BUD OWL GREB UR KWOK IN JUS GRAB IT AND ITLL START SLOW BUT BEFORE U NO IT IT'LL BE A MOVEMEMNT AN PEEPLE WILL ASK US WHY AND WELL SAY WELL U NO IT ALL STARTED FRUM TOTSE THIS GRATE BROTHERHOOD THAT BROT U GRATE MUSIC LIKE DISSOCIATORS MUSIC AND OTHER GRATE THINGS SO ITLL GET THE FORUM POPULAR BUT ALSO EVERYONE WILL JOIN US AND RISE TOGETHER AS WE GO AROUND GREBBIN PEEPLES KWOKS AND ITLL BE LIKE A GREAT BIG THING ULL BE WAITIN AT HARDEES FOR UR BERGER AND THE WAITRESS WULL BE LIKE OWL GREB UR KWOK SO YOU HAVE TO GIVE TO RE SEEVE WAT U SAY FELLAS LETS JOIN THE KGA
  17. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    tell ya wat bud

    owl greb ur kwok.
  18. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    Yew just set there in thank that life is easy its owl good en mie kwok ez setten here ungrebbed but then before yew no it someone grebs yer kwok in ur liek "OH NO HEW IS GREBBIN MIE KWOIK" n theres me setten under yer cimputer desk like "wot eye say bud owl greb yer kwok in i did it" an ull be thankin bout when i said it an how u didn lisen because u were thankin that this kwok was ungrabbible or easy was fakin but u can thank wat u wan because owl me there with my han grebbin ur kwok and ull have nothin 2 say ur mouth hangin open an im smilin jus grebbin ur kowk
  19. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    You got a point there but…
    actually no. Nevermind. You have nothing.

    Owl hev yer kwok once I greb et
  20. EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    You just do not get it. RDFRN/ZOKLET/All totse iterations are a brotherhood for most users, except for the majority of fucks that just shitpost and get mad. You need to get the fuck out easydoesit, you don't even contribute ANYTHING to this forum other than nonsense spam.

    OMGz TEH TOTSE BROTHERHOOD OLOLOL


    Shut the fuck up you goofy looking junkie. You don't speak for everybody here and acting like you're part of some great network of brothers because you frequent a forum that died over ten years ago is pathetic.

    You want your "brotherhood" of fellow junkies, losers, people who have no friends, homeless fuck ups like Scronaldo? You can have it.

    Just face it, your "music" sucks, you have no life, you're basically a complete waste of space and nobody would care if you died. If you told everyone here that you were going to shoot youserlf, the great "brotherhood" you're imaging would be the first to ask you to do it on tinychat so they could watch it. Sitting here and fronting like you're best friends with a group of internet strangers you never met or that this somehow makes you part of something important just goes to show how little you actually have accomplished in your real life.

    Seriously, just fucking shut up. Nobody would miss you if you left this forum forever.
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