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do i have the best life out of anyone here?
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2016-02-03 at 3:23 PM UTCand Bill Krozby im sry i didnt mean to call you out but just speaking objectively those are some nasty hoes
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2016-02-03 at 6:18 PM UTC
Good for you. Doesn't change the fact that you spend 8 hours a day delivering pizzas and 24/7 365 neglecting your infant/toddler child. Of course you'd rather the life you have now, you're a retard with no sense of responsibility and you show no capacity for honoring the life you created. You don't even see why you're an asshole: of course you'd rather be you.
Doesn't change the fact that you'll never be a guy and you'll never really be a woman. Why exactly does Canada give you a check?
I like where I work and I actually make really good money doing it for what it is. And I don't neglect my child , I pay child support brah.
You sound kinda frothy -
2016-02-03 at 6:35 PM UTC
and Bill Krozby im sry i didnt mean to call you out but just speaking objectively those are some nasty hoes
Uh thanks for the apology... faggot -
2016-02-03 at 9:15 PM UTCITS YA BOi, DOUGGIEEEE DEEEE##
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2016-02-03 at 10:11 PM UTC
I'm 25, don't work, make around $1000 a month in Canada, and I sit around all day talking shit in tinychat and eating/playing video games/watching anime.
I hope you're being sarcastic cos your life sounds sad as fuck. how have you not had a job before when ur 25 ffs.
I essentially retired before I started working.
So no, you don't have the best life of anybody here: I do. -
2016-02-03 at 10:14 PM UTCCould we maybe not post dick pics, please?
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2016-02-03 at 11:32 PM UTC
Doesn't change the fact that you'll never be a guy and you'll never really be a woman. Why exactly does Canada give you a check?
I like where I work and I actually make really good money doing it for what it is. And I don't neglect my child , I pay child support brah.
You sound kinda frothy
I wonder how often I'm going to hear you say that from now on. -
2016-02-04 at 2:03 AM UTC
I hope you're being sarcastic cos your life sounds sad as fuck. how have you not had a job before when ur 25 ffs.
So I take it you're never going to retire? Or are you looking forward to a time when you can finally do so? -
2016-02-04 at 2:24 AM UTC
The fact you post on here means 99% of the above is bullshit
Not really, that says more about you and how you view yourself/this website more than me. I guess the only thing close to exaggeration is the implication that I fuck more bar skanks than I actually do. I'm better at picking up waitresses or friends girlfriends. My life is pretty stupid/sweet though -
2016-02-04 at 4:14 AM UTC
So I take it you're never going to retire? Or are you looking forward to a time when you can finally do so?
The data on retirement is actually pretty depressing, the amount of time spent watching television, what percentage don't feel adjusted to it, social network, sense of fulfillment/meaning etc.
Life consists of choosing between the best possible alternatives/choices, which are generally far from the ideal, if the perception of the ideal is even accurate or realistic.
Look through some of these quotes (I know, quotes...):
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/cynicism“Scratch the surface of most cynics and you find a frustrated idealist — someone who made the mistake of converting his ideals into expectations.†― Peter M. Senge
“Life—the way it really is—is a battle not between good and bad, but between bad and worse†― Joseph Brodsky
"Whatever was out there, it couldn't have been worse than this turned out to be." One day it will hit you like a train that came out of nowhere, as it did to me, if you remain on this path. Mark my words. -
2016-02-04 at 7:53 AM UTCOut of everybody here, I am the singular claimant for having the best life. I could be POTUS, it doesn't get better than that. The campaign trail is totally saturated with pussy, which is great because FL is seriously lacking. Even if I do lose, I'll just go back to my mansion in Miami and fuck my wife. Did I mention she was a cheerleader at my high school? I'd bet money that none of you got to fuck a cheerleader, and that's my reality every single day when I'm not out finding newer, fresher bitches across the greatest nation in history. And I'm going to be POTUS.
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2016-02-04 at 8:06 AM UTCMy parents had to live in shitty Cuba for years, but when I was born they decided to move here and I grew up rich. I went to law school. Every day people throw money and pussy at me and tell me how much they love me because they want me to tell them what to do and how to live. I'm your boss' boss and I fuck your wife like Superman.
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2016-02-04 at 8:11 AM UTCDid I mention how I'm a hero to minority children everywhere? As a Cuban-American US Senator (the first to hold office in my home state FL) the simple fact that I exist is an inspiration to anybody who's ever dared to have ambition, and that's the substance of the American dream. When you elect me POTUS, we'll know that the Rubio brand of leadership makes anything possible that America sets out to achieve. You can't compare your sad, vice-addled lifestyle to my extravagance. If you want to do something meaningful, OP, PM me and I might have a place for you on my campaign.
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2016-02-04 at 9:39 AM UTC
Did I mention how I'm a hero to minority children everywhere? As a Cuban-American US Senator (the first to hold office in my home state FL) the simple fact that I exist is an inspiration to anybody who's ever dared to have ambition, and that's the substance of the American dream. When you elect me POTUS, we'll know that the Rubio brand of leadership makes anything possible that America sets out to achieve. You can't compare your sad, vice-addled lifestyle to my extravagance. If you want to do something meaningful, OP, PM me and I might have a place for you on my campaign.
You are also a hero to all the people who are clearly in the closet. -
2016-02-04 at 4:07 PM UTCI lived a life like yours once.
Was on the GI Bill, was in college as a transfer student (sophomore) at age 21. That meant I was old enough to have confidence and bang hot girls but not so old that I was out of my own league. I just got out of the military so I was in good shape and worked our on the reg. Always had the best drugs and whatever. Had good grades because I wasn't a retard (getting good grades in college is like getting stickers in kindergarten - nothing to brag about). Yes, even in engineering. It's mainly about time management.
The thing is that having money, smoking good weed, and fucking hot girls is cool in your twenties but you get over it if you grow up. Granted, I know a lot of people who never grow up and they spend their whole life trying to preserve what they had in their twenties, but these guys are usually very anxious or pathetic "Tucker Max" types that are usually idolized by young people but make grown-up adults cringe.
Basically, have fun while you still can. There's nothing wrong with what you're doing (so long as you're using protection and you're prepared to get HPV anyway). Just don't get arrogant over thinking that you're accomplishing anything or that this will satisfy you.
I mean, haven't you read Faust? -
2016-02-04 at 6:18 PM UTC
I mean, haven't you read Faust?
I like the part where mephistopheles incites the townspeople to go ham. Ooooo, that reminds me. Opera related:
I'm cultured af tbh fam. -
2016-02-04 at 6:50 PM UTC
I wonder how often I'm going to hear you say that from now on.
I wonder how often you are going to say the same things you do. lol
Just quit being so frothy you lil half assed bitch and you wont hear it. =) -
2016-02-04 at 7:01 PM UTCHmm.. I haven't read Faust in English so I just looked up some quotes and stuff in case I wanted to post here. Fuck languages.
​"So this then was the kernel of the brute". I have no idea what that' supposed to mean but in the German version it says "So das also war des Pudels Kern" which describes Mephisto's deceptive nature by comparing it to a poodle. That's one of the most quoted lines here. A kernel isn't a poodle, though, right? Isn't it a big dog? That would totally miss the point. Is it even a dog? Wut?
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2016-02-04 at 7:02 PM UTC
Could we maybe not post dick pics, please?
tort and hts are a couple of homosexual asshole buddies that can't help themselves considering they haven't been laid in years, give them a break, mmmmk? -
2016-02-04 at 7:31 PM UTC
I lived a life like yours once.
Was on the GI Bill, was in college as a transfer student (sophomore) at age 21. That meant I was old enough to have confidence and bang hot girls but not so old that I was out of my own league. I just got out of the military so I was in good shape and worked our on the reg. Always had the best drugs and whatever. Had good grades because I wasn't a retard (getting good grades in college is like getting stickers in kindergarten - nothing to brag about). Yes, even in engineering. It's mainly about time management.
The thing is that having money, smoking good weed, and fucking hot girls is cool in your twenties but you get over it if you grow up. Granted, I know a lot of people who never grow up and they spend their whole life trying to preserve what they had in their twenties, but these guys are usually very anxious or pathetic "Tucker Max" types that are usually idolized by young people but make grown-up adults cringe.
Basically, have fun while you still can. There's nothing wrong with what you're doing (so long as you're using protection and you're prepared to get HPV anyway). Just don't get arrogant over thinking that you're accomplishing anything or that this will satisfy you.
I mean, haven't you read Faust?
how old are you now? your past sounds exactly like where im at now, except im there later in my 20s. also i got the hpv vaccine and most the girls i know use the pill. but yea i dont really think im accomplishing more or less than anyone else, its just what gives me enjoyment at the moment
