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  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Today we went and looked at 4 houses.
    Our budget is $200k.
    The first house looked good in the pictures but shotty as fuck in person and we quickly moved on.
    Second house was amazing and had everything we wanted but was $20k over budget.
    The pool was awesome but in reality that just drives up maintenance and insurance costs.
    We really liked house #2 but it hasn't been on the market very long so trying to offer $20k less probably wasn't going to go anywhere.
    We checked out house #3 but it was wired for niggers. It was clear something fucky had gone down there and it gave off a strange vibe.
    4th house was sort of by chance. We happened to pass an open house sign on the way to the Fried Chicken store.
    It would work but minimally.

    Anyways, we are going to keep looking.
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  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I believe our closing date on the new house is November 9th.
    The contract gives the current owners 2 weeks after closing to be out of the house.
    My girlfriend signed away her house on Friday and we have until December 5th to be out of it.
    This weekend we have started packing stuff up so that it's not one big disorganized last minute rush in what could very well be snowy weather.
    Tomorrow (Monday) the home inspector is coming to do his job and our fingers are crossed that everything checks out.
    Also, looks like our mortgage will cost $2k a month.
    Yikes.
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  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Ghost no sorry im not a gayfaggot

    You know your boyfriend is a guy right?
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  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Ghost i dont

    i drank a lot of rye when I was a teenager

    and semen.
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  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by cigreting I guess if you dont have anything to lose and dont care about your future it doesn't matter

    However i still believe this is a troll

    How is a man who continues to try and better himself that finds he can over time afford a better life a troll?
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  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Um just glad I finally have a 5 sided yard.
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  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Congratulations man, you have really turned your life around.

    Thanks buddy. It feels great not being a dumb fuck.
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  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Honestly not missing it at all.
    Kind of odd not constantly thinking about when I will get to smoke next.
    No more having to step outside and smoke.
    Fona does it again!
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  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    34 YEARS OLD.

    May your homeless shelter birthday be a great and wonderful one.
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  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I use that Irish Spring bar soap and it does it's job.
    Saves me a ton of money over liquid body soap.
    Anyways, to answer your question I keep using it until it is so thin and bendy that it's too much hassle rubbing against my wash cloth.
    I don't like wasting anything so I just well, eat the little sliver that's left over and let it go to work cleaning my insides.
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  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Put all Thruth Detail's Threads in a Fake News Thread.
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  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    please
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  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I ate 100mg of valium purchased from silk road (10-10mg) and I woke up 3 weeks later in jail only to find out I'd been in there the entire 3 weeks. My inmate buddies made a big paper sign with arrows pointing to my bunk so I didn't get lost because I was housed in a dorm and kept accidently getting in bunks that already had people in them.
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  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I like how articles are talking about how the new king is going to overhaul the monarchy and do this and that like he isn't already on death's door too.
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  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    UPDATE

    I checked my oil yesterday and everything seemed standard good.
    I must have been hallucinating.
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  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Artists
    Street performers
    Street racers
    Drug addicts
    Homeless people
    The unemployed
    Players of sports
    Anyone with gauged ears
    People with neck/face tattoos
    Telemarketers
    Business owners who simply sub contract out work and act like middle men.
    Anyone who wears Nike shoes.
    Alcoholics
    Jay walkers
    Chronic illness fakers
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  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I don't post about my brother on account of we really don't hang out or do anything together.
    Time to time I'll message him to see what's new but that is all.
    Well back toward the beginning of the year he brought over his new girlfriend for a holiday get together.
    She didn't seem very interesting to me but was just the kind of woman I expected him to end up with again.
    My brother has worked at Lowes for 15 years and recently quit to take a job as a used window salesman and about a month and a half ago he started talking about how he was trying to move so that his kid could attend school in a better district.
    I'll admit I sort of thought the whole thing to be ludacris as there just was not enough time for anyone to really find, let alone close on a house and move.
    Well today my mom came over to our house which was really odd because she never ever comes over to anywhere I am staying and I mean at all.
    The last 3 places I've lived I think I have seen her come over twice including today and the time before she wouldn't get out of her car in the parking lot of my old apartment.
    Anyways, she comes inside and starts jibber jabbering talking about how my brother and his new girlfriend bought a house together and how it's a mansion...
    Yes, a mansion supposedly.
    I kinda brushed it off as whatever but then she pulls out her phone and I'm not kidding when I say that it is indeed a fucking mansion.


    (not it but pretty close)

    So I'm scratching my head at this point half annoyed my mom came to our slum just to brag that my brother is a successful house husband now.
    Trying to figure out just how the hell his girlfriend apparently can afford such a gigantic house my herself because I know he didn't chip in.
    The previous owners built the house and lived there for 16 years but grew tired of trying to furnish all the rooms and that's why they sold it.
    It's one of those big 30k sq foot houses with 8 bedrooms and 12 bathrooms, movie theater, 6 car garage, 18 hole indoor golf course on 50+ acres with a fully stocked pond in the backyard.

    Now, I am happy for my brother but he couldn't afford to fix the hold in his last roof after living there for 10 years and now he is in a mega mansion and all I can hope is that his girlfriend is really secure in her job because my brother sells used windows and probably can't afford the grass the mailbox is planted on.

    Anyways, if it was a competition I forfeit.

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "hold"!
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